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Funny how the wagequit threats suddenly stop when it's a game (walking simulator) Phil enjoys and not something he knows his viewers are interested in.
Instead it's a "I don't know why people aren't supporting, nuthin' I can do...."
He has always had this bizarre ass-backwards idea that HE is the one who should be entertained on his own streams.
 
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He fucked up a QTE and blamed the game. Lol.
 
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As he promised, a pinned beg tweet.
Not only that but in his totally useless audio schedule he says he wants everyone to come to the prestream to explain why he's not playing Guardians Of The Galaxy or Metroid.



So every time he says things like "I don't know whats going on, I don't know why support is low"... he knows exactly what's going on, he just wants his fans to mindlessly support him despite constantly fucking them over.

"I need to get some stuff off my chest about some things going on behind-the-scenes"

Dude, you talked about your totally not a scam lawyer fees to close and reopen a bank account and how you buying another vacuum cleaner put you in financial hell for the 3,611th time... not much more you can get off your chest bruh.

Or he's just making shit up for money as usual...
 
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This guy cannot take a hint to save his life, people aren't supporting the stream because they don't want to see this movie game you've already played ya dimwit. No one cares about saving some characters on a second run. Instead of wasting everyone's time doing another playthrough just look up a youtube video on the ending where everyone lives. Or better yet play a different game. But nah he's gonna continue playing this game until he finishes it all the while whining about low tips. I really hope he gets another bad ending.
 
I'm posting this as a benchmark to come back to sometime in the future as a comparison since it's been about 6 months since I started tracking. This is a combination of all the data I have accumulated thus far. By the way there was a stupid fuck who troll Super Chatted 1 dollar this evening, if he didn't do that then the record for lowest Super Chats would actually be tonight (only received $5 in Super Chats total).

Highest tipped stream: $1,136.14 (10-14-21 PM -- Lost Judgement)
Lowest tipped stream: $8.10 (08-05-21 PM -- Mass Effect Legendary Edition)
Average tip amount per stream: $154
Median tip amount per stream: $124
- (note: median is probably the best measure of a 'slow' vs. 'good' stream)

Highest Super Chatted stream: $426.60 (05-15-21 PM -- Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection)
Lowest Super Chatted stream: $4.48 (06-07-21 PM -- New Pokémon Snap)
Average Super Chat amount per stream: $53
Median Super Chat amount per stream: $43

Edit: Also, I added a couple new columns to the Tips (Analysis) sheet, this is now the BEST way to longitudinally track how "well" he is doing for the month specifically in tips (it tracks $ tips per stream day, so months with more days are now able to be averaged equally against shorter months).

With just 2 days in the month, Phil ain't doing so hot, but obviously plenty of time for the ♿ to change that).

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Not only that but in his totally useless audio schedule he says he wants everyone to come to the prestream to explain why he's not playing Guardians Of The Galaxy or Metroid.
This is a little odd - the request to come out to the prestream to address Metroid/Guardians is only in the audio schedule, but not in any of the tweets he just posted prior to this. Does he think that many people listen to the audio schedule? Or did he just suddenly decide between posting those tweets that he needed to say something about this? Was the lie formulating in real-time as he did his schedule autism?

I assume we're going to hear that he can't afford the games which is why he is not playing them. It's been a while since we heard that he needs tips to be able to buy a game, so that would be a solid beg to bust out in conjunction with the lawyer fees and the vacuum.
 
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