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BlockedByDaylight said:
Legit Question: how does Phil attract new viewers exactly??
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I think he got some new viewers today from that YouTuber/streamer that made a video about him.

During prestream he was at about 500-520 viewers (which took an entire fucking hour).
Now he's actually playing the game and he's down to ~460 viewers.

Basically people only watch for the prestream to hear about the drama and bullshit.
I know that's what I do. Now I'm going to go play some video games or watch a movie.

Thanks Phil!

EDIT: I've had to edit this post a few times, viewers went from 520>500>490>480>460>450>440. Basically no one is watching to see him actually play games. The drama is way more entertaining.

Even Derich comes up with a polite excuse to avoid watching Phil playing games:
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DonaldChump said:
Please tell me you have a recording of him actually verbalizing his upset at people donating to fucking hurricane victims instead of him. He cannot be that clueless and heartless.
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He didn't. He said it was probably a reason why the Patreon goal didn't get met, and that if people decided to donate for that instead it was a "good thing".
 
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That was a golden bit of Phil right there. "This is a troll tip but I want to address it anyway: 'What did you do with the extra $1500 you made in the copyright strike emergency?' I paid my bills, you stupid asshole! What do you think I did with it, dummy?"

Then he goes into some kind of comedy routine about all the evil things he did with the money: "I used it to support ISIS! I bought drugs and injected single mothers." (wut?)

Trouble is, when Phil goes into this routine he doesn't even realize the point of the accusation. He doesn't even realize that the point of the question is: "Why did you take over $1000 of additional sympathy money for an emergency that soon blew over, then continued to beg and cry financial distress just the same?" His mental disorder doesn't allow him to know that's a bad thing.
 
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TheyCallItNPD said:
That was a golden bit of Phil right there. "This is a troll tip but I want to address it anyway: 'What did you do with the extra $1500 you made in the copyright strike emergency?' I paid my bills, you stupid asshole! What do you think I did with it, dummy?"

Then he goes into some kind of comedy routine about all the evil things he did with the money: "I used it to support ISIS! I bought drugs and injected single mothers." (wut?)

Trouble is, when Phil goes into this routine he doesn't even realize the point of the accusation. He doesn't even realize that the point of the question is: "Why did you take over $1000 of additional sympathy money for an emergency that soon blew over, then continued to beg and cry financial distress just the same?" His mental disorder doesn't allow him to know that's a bad thing.
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Also important to note, that either he or an admin on his channel banned that user and deleted the comment.
 
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DonaldChump said:
Please tell me you have a recording of him actually verbalizing his upset at people donating to fucking hurricane victims instead of him.
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You'll be able to choose between a few different detractor clips within the hour, I'm sure.

He said that one reason his Patreon was so low this month was that people probably donated to hurricane relief instead, then he stressed: "That's a good thing. I'm glad. You should donate to that." But he said it in such a 'right on' forced way. It's hilarious that he would even compare his Patreon to the hurricane relief donation, as if they are competing charities!
 
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i dont know why are people even asking him what he does with all the donations. he will never tell the truth. everyone with half a brain should know that he puts around 1/3 (if not more) into a savings account. noway he spends 8000$ every month.
 
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tomstone said:
i dont know why are people even asking him what he does with all the donations. he will never tell the truth. everyone with half a brain should know that he puts around 1/3 (if not more) into a savings account. noway he spends 8000$ every month.
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Phil does not make $8000 a month. More likely 5-6k a month. Split that between 2 mortgages, and his bills and I highly doubt he is saving anything.
 
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Dewey Manlove said:
I was searching for Phil's PC specs and ended up on his Steam page. This quote "I'm bringing my YouTube fame into the PC Gaming world" struck me as particularly hilarious...even for Phil. Apparently he completely gave up on that idea 97 days ago.

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I remember that. He used to play Team Fortress 2 for a while (before the game became Hat Fortress) and fans even created a server for him. I jumped on there a few times trying to troll him but he was almost never on the server. And let me tell you, his fans that would play on that server were some of the worst players I have ever seen. You'd see Engineers running out into the battlefield without building a Sentry Gun, Spies running out without a disguise, and Heavies hiding behind Scout's for cover.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Second he went years without having the thing serviced so I highly doubt that was remotely a motivating factor.
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This is the numbnut that thought BMW would call him up when he needed to have his oil checked. I will give Phil the benefit of the doubt and say he was to stupid to realise he would need to take the car himself into a service station.
 
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kebab4you said:
This is the numbnut that thought BMW would call him up when he needed to have his oil checked. I will give Phil the benefit of the doubt and say he was to stupid to realise he would need to take the car himself into a service station.
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The BMW is still his crowning achievement for me.
 
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Dewey Manlove said:
I was searching for Phil's PC specs and ended up on his Steam page. This quote "I'm bringing my YouTube fame into the PC Gaming world" struck me as particularly hilarious...even for Phil. Apparently he completely gave up on that idea 97 days ago.

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I like how he can't be bothered to change his location in his steam profile. It shows how much he cares about PC gaming.
 
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kebab4you said:
This is the numbnut that thought BMW would call him up when he needed to have his oil checked. I will give Phil the benefit of the doubt and say he was to stupid to realise he would need to take the car himself into a service station.
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Since he has said that free routine service was part of his lease, I guarantee that he got a card in the mail every 6 months and simply ignored them.
 
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Dewey Manlove said:
I was searching for Phil's PC specs and ended up on his Steam page. This quote "I'm bringing my YouTube fame into the PC Gaming world" struck me as particularly hilarious...even for Phil. Apparently he completely gave up on that idea 97 days ago.

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Two party games and the game he played for his terrible games marathon thing. gg
 
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