DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

Ahh thanks for clarifying. I will update the list of :autism: then, because as its registered under Phil's address it may be related (although its pretty unlikely all things considered)

Since the whole condo complex (not an individual unit) is listed, it's possible they got some letter and opened it. That could piss off a particularly righteous "No home businesses allowed" policy, but tying that in with the other person who mentioned in particular Avon sales from a home, I'd think if you're not getting customers visiting no one would probably care a lot.

 

[Karen Riley]

That theory that his 4th place in EVO is being revoked is the greatest theory I've heard so far. It's never going to happen because nobody cares about video game tournaments from over a decade ago but if that was the thing to cause the fear and upset Phil had in his pity video, that would be just incredible.

I'm going with the 'perfect storm,' theory as what's going on but I honestly think it's possible this has something to do with Leanna now. It wasn't brought up when he claimed every theory on the forum was wrong and Leanna does have a legal right to something and let's face it, she's not a good person, it's not like she'd stop herself from doing this to him just to be nice. It would be pretty glorious if this ended up being the thing to destroy Phil and burst his 'career,' bubble.

 

[neger psykolog]

That theory that his 4th place in EVO is being revoked is the greatest theory I've heard so far. It's never going to happen because nobody cares about video game tournaments from over a decade ago but if that was the thing to cause the fear and upset Phil had in his pity video, that would be just incredible.

I'm going with the 'perfect storm,' theory as what's going on but I honestly think it's possible this has something to do with Leanna now. It wasn't brought up when he claimed every theory on the forum was wrong and Leanna does have a legal right to something and let's face it, she's not a good person, it's not like she'd stop herself from doing this to him just to be nice. It would be pretty glorious if this ended up being the thing to destroy Phil and burst his 'career,' bubble.

I actually came upon the EVO wikipedia page by chance when Googling stuff.

When you take Phil's claim that he's a "pro fighter" and see that for EVO he only has a single 4th place results, for a single game, from 10 years ago it helps to paint a bit of perspective on his claim.

PS: In case it wasn't obvious already pretty much everything in the wildcard section is pretty much a joke and almost no one has even suggested most of the shit in there.

EDIT:
It would be funny if someone managed to get a reaction from Phil about the possibility of his 4th place, decade old title being taken away.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

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If you want a reason why people legitimately end up hating this doofus, this is it. The constant whining about "working hard" when the motherfucker is one of the laziest pricks making $5000+/month online. Meanwhile, people working 8 to 12 hours a day, with responsibilities much greater than playing shitty modern console games, can't make $3k/month.

DSP sucking at vydia geams and being a lazy fatass is just entertaining. Him claiming to be a hard worker and complaining about his earning, in this economy, is infuriating.

 

[neger psykolog]

BSV chimes in:

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/3833-emergency-video-discussion/?page=7
http://archive.fo/GtqMj

I'm gonna add it to da autism list now. I mean I was thinking the bank was recalling the loan or something, but an interest rate adjustment matches a lot of how Phil has talked about this.

Namely, it's not really his or anyone's fault. It's something he can't really argue against or appeal against and that's why he has called it "bullshit".

However as a consequence of having a shit done of debt its pushed him into "da perfect storm"

EDIT:
Federal Funds Rate is what probably triggered an interest rate adjustment (if true):

source: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FEDFUNDS

source: http://www.bankrate.com/finance/fed...st-rates-are-affected-by-fed-rate-hike-1.aspx

TL;DR: Phil's life is now a movie starring George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg:

 

[JackDavis]

BSV chimes in:
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https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/3833-emergency-video-discussion/?page=7
http://archive.fo/GtqMj

I'm gonna add it to da autism list now. I mean I was thinking the bank was recalling the loan or something, but an interest rate adjustment matches a lot of how Phil has talked about this.

Namely, it's not really his or anyone's fault. It's something he can't really argue against or appeal against and that's why he has called it "bullshit".

However as a consequence of having a shit done of debt its pushed him into "da perfect storm"

EDIT:
Federal Funds Rate is what probably triggered an interest rate adjustment (if true):
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source: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FEDFUNDS

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source: http://www.bankrate.com/finance/fed...st-rates-are-affected-by-fed-rate-hike-1.aspx

TL;DR: Phil's life is now a movie starring George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg:

What's so bad about interest rates for Phil?
His mortgages are locked in I assume (unless he has some weird ARMs, which I doubt).
His car note is also locked in.
His credit cards? So what? You make the minimum payment for a couple extra months.
Business loans? Shouldn't affect it.

 

[PieceofShet]

Don't forget he has to babysit those 20-30 videos he uploads a day. Adding them to a playlist plus editing descriptions? I don't know how he manages to do it.

Adding them, copying desc. and tags, giving it a name... times 20-30...

EVERY. SINGLE DAY

45mins-1 hour a day?

 

[kcbbq]

What's so bad about interest rates for Phil?
His mortgages are locked in I assume (unless he has some weird ARMs, which I doubt).
His car note is also locked in.
His credit cards? So what? You make the minimum payment for a couple extra months.
Business loans? Shouldn't affect it.

Same reason people were sperging about property taxes being a culprit - they don't know how anything about how mortgages and mortgaged properties work in the US.

 

[PieceofShet]

What is this revoking the tournament? is this a thing that is happening or just a joke? sometimes its hard to tell.

 

[neger psykolog]

Same reason people were sperging about property taxes being a culprit - they don't know how anything about how mortgages and mortgaged properties work in the US.

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/5tv8sz/my_mortgage_increased_by_46580_uh_oh/

This is an example of someone in the US seeking help because the bank had an escrow shortage and they increased the payment.
"This can happen if they significantly underestimate property taxes. They can jump up significantly if the value of the home has gone up significantly since the last time it was sold."

Phil's house has increased quite a bit in value since he bought it, so I can't see how this wouldn't be a potential issue?

What is this revoking the tournament? is this a thing that is happening or just a joke? sometimes its hard to tell.

It's in the wildcard issues section for a reason, its unfounded completely random speculation and most probably nowhere even approaching the truth. I mean this is one of the other reasons I put in there:

• Lasting physical injury caused by Salmonella infection after trying to replicate a Jack Scalfani recipe in order to try and make a prototype menu for his home-cooked Authentic Italian restaurant concept.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

EVO has tried to revoke Phil's 2005 4th place rank in Street Fighter Turbo 2 (as documented on wikipedi

That would be amazing.

Phil gets a letter from EVO stating that he no longer holds the 4th place at that tournament from 62 years ago.

Someone should make a official letter and send that shit to him.

His reaction will be priceless.

 

[neger psykolog]

More detailed speculation from BSV:

Phil's stream has just started (about 10 minutes late). I'll keep this post up to date with anything interesting that happens.
Unfortunately I missed the earliest parts, so I'm not sure if Phil typed anything worthwhile during that.

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EDIT:

• Says he's tired and got 4 hours sleep
• He's complaining about MVC spamming combos and "da netcode"
• "all they would do is spam these combos over and over and over"
• Talking some boring fighter game shit now (idk I don't watch wrassling or play fighting games)

EDIT:

• 420 viewers at 25 minutes past scheduled stream start.
• Still bitching about combos and the game taking too long to become an expert at and says its a bad game
• "its not good gameplay, in a competitive setting, it's not good gameplay"
• "its not what you want from an actual competitive fighter, at all"
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EDIT:

• Says he hates the game but its ok because "I'm not a full time professional fighting game streamer!" and that he doesn't need to do 24 hour long streams (apparently in reference to some other twitch scrublet who plays fighting games)
• Says he doesn't feel positive about playing the online play, "but that's the good thing, I don't have to"
• "I came from an era where I played the classics!"
• Says people comparing it to MVC 1 did not play at a high level
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EDIT:

• It's already 30 minutes past his scheduled start time, and he's still talking (after starting his presetream late)
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EDIT:

• Says that just because he has experience as a competitive player he wouldn't expect he would do any good just walking into a game studio and saying how they should make a game
• Still whining about lag inputs and the usual shit
• Says he's not going to give up on it but still whines
• 500 viewers at ~30 minutes past scheduled stream start

EDIT:

• Still saying he's taking off a few days at the beginning of October and then will be back for the start of the "hardcore gaming seasons". He then read a list of AAA-title games that he will spend a huge amount of money buying for less than 1000 day-1 views.
• Patreon "There's only 9 days left!"
• G0ing on about the "kahstume". He's not pushing it as hard by my own opinion, but he's still saying people need to get motivated and pledge.
• Surprisingly didn't say "I have to stick to my guns on this one"

EDIT:

• Still saying you should tip if you can.
• Still saying he's expecting his big pay in October from his stream so far.
• His laptop is "lahked up" again. Has anyone suggested he try to reinstall windows or clear some of the dumb shit he inevitably has installed on it?
• Now he's reading out da tips and da cheers and sounds like his prestream will end relatively early.
• Someone made a tip/cheer in relation to interest rate adjustments and Phil claimed to have "no idea" what it meant "but thanks for da cheer!!!!!"
• Someone did a cheer/tip and asked how much sleep Phil needs. Phil says health professionals say 8 hours, but "science has shown" and goes on about some shit to do with naps and boring stuff.
• "I'm certainly not a master of science here"
• He says that as long as he gets 6 hours of sleep of "real sleep" (not laying in bed etc) he can get by fine usually.

EDIT:

• He just called the Nintendo Switch an under powered piece of garbage.
• He's shitting on the Switch a lot

EDIT:

• Someone/people cheering on behalf mentioned that MVC has kahmbo blocking
• Phil's response is that he is aware of it (he tries to kinda explain it in a way that shows he has no fucking clue what he's talking about)
• Apparently Phil didn't finish da tutorials:
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EDIT:

• Someone asked in a cheer if Phil watches some TV show and Phil decided that despite the stream already being 52 minutes past its scheduled start time to go on a long winded discussion about his plan to cut cable TV...
• Says he doesn't even watch Cable TV and he needs to start managing his money so is probably gonna cancel it.
• Someone suggested he could watch some shit via his PS4 and Phil made some explanation about how he doesn't have 2 x Playstation 4s and he's not going to plug/unplug and bring it up and downstairs every day just to watch TV
• Response from a viewer:
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EDIT:

• Phil's now running an hour late
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• People are giving him shit for still answering 10 bit cheers
• He's starting his game now

EDIT:

• Phil says he's starting the game at 62 minutes past the scheduled stream time
• Goes to blow his nose

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Phil's stream has just started (about 10 minutes late). I'll keep this post up to date with anything interesting that happens.
Unfortunately I missed the earliest parts, so I'm not sure if Phil typed anything worthwhile during that.

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That's what I said!

He needs to. It's the best content he's ever created, outside of the "crouch jump" incident.

 

[CausticMinory]

"My evo win was stripped? But muh legacy! And my YouTube channel is gone too? Noooo! Oh Leanna my girlfriend of 5 years left? Eh fuck her. Bitch didn't cook my hungry man the way I liked"

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

"all they would do is spam these combos over and over and over"

It's just like Marvel vs. Capcom, I tell you!

 

[DarkSydePundit]

That would be amazing.

Phil gets a letter from EVO stating that he no longer holds the 4th place at that tournament from 62 years ago.

Someone should make a official letter and send that shit to him.

His reaction will be priceless.

Welp. Nevermind. Did it myself. Can someone living in the US send that to him?

 

[Collections Agent]

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Welp. Nevermind. Did it myself. Can someone living in the US send that to him?

You misspelled "you".

 

[DarkSydePundit]

You misspelled "you".

Yeah yeah should be all fixed now.
Now just someone has to print it out and send it to him.

 

[uruugint]

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Welp. Nevermind. Did it myself. Can someone living in the US send that to him?

mb late post

 

[Xenomorph]

45 damn minutes and he is STILL talking and not playing the game.