DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Shirō Ishii]

Spergs like Phil are the reason why game developers feel like they have to handhold the player on everything. Games like CP2077 are meant to be played however you want, you don't need a tutorial for everything. If you don't want that, then don't play it, but he has to play every hot new release as that's what he thinks he has to do.

I know it's been talked about in the past, but his hatred/uncomfortableness with sex and romance ever since he got married is one of the most autistic things about him. At least if he was super religious, it would make some sort of sense. But a game having sex in a game automatically loses points in Phil's world. Like bro, what were you fapping to if you're so uncomfortable with it? CP2077 had a myriad of problems for consoles, but it having too much sex is the worst reason he could've chosen for it to be so terrible

EDIT: I'm not saying I think CP2077 is terrible, but for his list of most "disappointing games", it is

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Calling the category "disappointments" is such a spineless cuckold move too. It's obviously for the sake of leaving him the backdoor option of "I NEVER said this game was BAD! I called it DISAPPOINTING!"

Great slip-up that I caught.
After he finished talking about TLOU2: "We're not done because there's another game in contention for worst game of 2020."
But Phil, this a "Most disappointing" list, not "Worst", remember?
Could it be that the list really is a "Worst games" list but he names it "Most Disappointing" to protect himself from hate?
Noooo, he wouldn't do that.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

How can it be the most DISAPPOINTING game if he never had high hopes for it? Ever since the first few trailers he was talking shit and complaining about it. "It's trying too hard! It's edgy! They want to try and copy Witcher 3!"
So obviously catering to the hate bandwagon, but he's too autistic to realize that no one else cares about the sex scenes.

 

[PutridElephant]

5 minute nose blowing break. Back on stream for 30 seconds and then leaves to whalecall err I mean fill water bottle for 3ish minutes

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

How can it be the most DISAPPOINTING game if he never had high hopes for it? Ever since the first few trailers he was talking shit and complaining about it. "It's trying too hard! It's edgy! They want to try and copy Witcher 3!"
So obviously catering to the hate bandwagon, but he's too autistic to realize that no one else cares about the sex scenes.

That's exactly why I expected TLOU2 to be his most disappointing game. He was actually hyped for that game. He couldn't care less about CB2077 before it came out.
There's nothing genuine about this faggot.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

He really rambled shit on druckman for the shit he literally brainwashes his viewerbase into believing when they support him, you can’t make up this level of hypocrisy and lack of awareness.

I wonder if Phil would be happy knowing the people in his camp that spend an unhealthy amount of time crying about this dude are people that love shitting on him, at least he’s in good company lol

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil is at 13% total trophy progress but he thinks hitman is too short (after he blew through the entire game on 2 and 3 star missions lol)

 

[SojiroSakura]

"I can't do overtime anymore, I CAN'T"
"Alright everyone I could go until 9:30 and talk to you guys if you want" (34$)

Edit: "Divinity 2 will be after Yakuza 7."
*finishes yakuza 7*
"Divinity 2 will be after assassin's creed."

Keep getting scammed, paypigs.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil says there will be a retrospective marathon on Saturday or Sunday next week

edit: You guys think these games were mentioned in Phil's bankruptcy?

 

[the lord is with me]

Im pretty sure cats jumping up where you are looking is like a normal thing right? My cat always jumps up and sits in front of my monitors whenever I'm on the computer. I think thats a normal cat thing. I hope Kat is a better pet owner than phil. BUGGED CAT MECHANICS DOOD

 

[Full Race Replay]

All these old games and Phil thinks he needs to waste money on new games. So many that he hasn’t even recorded for YouTube at all!

 

[SojiroSakura]

I hope to god someone clipped that. "WHERE'S THE TIPS? Didn't hit the goal earlier, not hitting it now. What's going on? *clown laugh*"

 

[SlushFiend]

The saddest 30min I've seen of him struggling to remember why he has physical copies of certain games.
Also shows how much he didn't care about spending money, like with the Fallout 4 game which had a free digital code for Fallout 3 which he ended buying anyway.
But the bright side to all of this is how funny and obvious it is that he's stalling for somebody to give him that $66 to hit that tip goal! XD

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I hope to god someone clipped that. "WHERE'S THE TIPS? Didn't hit the goal earlier, not hitting it now. What's going on? *clown laugh*"

If only he scheduled this event for when it was timely and relevant, instead of stalling to do it an entire month after New Year's.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

All these old games and Phil thinks he needs to waste money on new games. So many that he hasn’t even recorded for YouTube at all!

Don't give him ideas. He's already added the Mario 3d World re-release to the list of games he's playing before Divinity. At this rate is will be 2022 before he starts it.

 

[A Money Creature]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm surprised Phil has never been troll-tipped (worded honestly, and not sounding like they're "making fun") about what be would think about either:
1. Kat making an Onlyfans (because they need that money)
or
2. Kat becoming transgender

I genuinely wonder how he'd react to either of these.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil said he wasn't recording the video game bin segment and whining about low tips afterwards so here you go.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

That end of stream crying about tips was pretty good. He was frustrated because he thought he put out good meaningful content or whatever and nobody tipped.
See how it works is if people are enjoying the content they tip him...uh Phil when has that ever been the case? Hasn’t he admitted he gets a good chunk of tips before the games even start?

at least he finally admitted game success is measured by the amount of tips he gets, he just also weaseled in that people are obviously enjoying the games when they tip to try and not make it seem as sleazy

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Phil is at 13% total trophy progress but he thinks hitman is too short (after he blew through the entire game on 2 and 3 star missions lol)

All the Hitman games in this trilogy are short if you just play each stage once. The length comes in replayability and trying to hit mastery 20 in each stage.

What's funny is when he played 1 and 2 he would do 2 runs of each stage, the first being a blind run so to speak and the second being a more focused run trying to get the kill in a certain way. That's how your supposed to play these games i have no idea why he's only doing 1 run this time outside of him just being a lazy fuck,

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm surprised Phil has never been troll-tipped (worded honestly, and not sounding like they're "making fun") about what be would think about either:
1. Kat making an Onlyfans (because they need that money)
or
2. Kat becoming transgender

I genuinely wonder how he'd react to either of these.

Can't happen with tipping, but it (onlyfans) is cheered infrequently. He just says, "looks like I've gotta troll talking about muh wife. Why do people say such nasty things about muh wife, she is the nicest person, she doesn't deserve that stuff".