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I think it’s because he falls for the marketing scheme that he thinks this shit is “authentic”. He looks at the sign and sees authentic on the sign so that must mean it’s the actual thing right? It’s not like any shitty chain restaurant can just put that up there and up charge their shit because dumbasses like him exist.
Someone earlier said that by his logic, if it’s authentic, it’s gotta be top tier shit that you only find in the actual country. And by that merit, it’s gotta be pricier than the other slop me and you eat because we aren’t mature adults with a Waif and Cat-son.
 
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Looks like basic bitch Tex-Mex I could find in bumfuck North Dakota.
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It says on the logo "Real" and "Fresh" right there next to the sombrero man and the authentic Mexican patrons, morahn.
 
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BepsiLight said:
I remember during one of his broadcasts either early on the month or last month he was looking back at Phil moving out to the WAkando.
He had entire bins full of plastic toys he legit had no recollection of buying or why he bought them.
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Gin-buying in the middle of the night? 🤔

Salubrious said:
DSP said during this segment that he should do a weekly movie review.
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LWO did a review of... uh, Phil's movie reviewing capabilities recently:


Just to give you an idea of how that'd go down.
 
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DarksydePhil's Tits said:
Just to give you an idea of how that'd go down.
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I watched this before, but rewatched it right now and I am even more furious then before holy shit. "IrON mAN kiLLs? NO SHIT HE ISNT FUCKING BATMAN, WRONG FUCKING SUPERHERO.

Guaranteed that DSP just did his classic "let me look up reviews of x" and just spewed random fucking bullshit
 
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I think it’s brilliant Phil is likely to look at a sign and falling for the “authenticity” label. I wonder how Phil would react if someone canned up his sugary sawuce and put it on a grocery shelf lacking the “authentic” label and he bought it. I can just imagine the Ah Gawd! This is DEFINITELY not authentic Italian Sawce tuhuhuhuhuhu
 
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PhilsCamelToe said:
I think it’s brilliant Phil is likely to look at a sign and falling for the “authenticity” label. I wonder how Phil would react if someone canned up his sugary sawuce and put it on a grocery shelf lacking the “authentic” label and he bought it. I can just imagine the Ah Gawd! This is DEFINITELY not authentic Italian Sawce tuhuhuhuhuhu
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and you know he deadass picks and chooses these incidents too

he'll call this restaurant 100% authentic mexican food because Kat and him both like it and it makes his life seem...more exciting than it usually is

but guaranteed he goes to wendys or some shit he'll be like "EW! GROSS! THEY SAY THEY DONT FREEZE THE BURGERS BUT THEY DO! THEY'RE IDIOTS ACK ACK"
 
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PhilsCamelToe said:
I think it’s brilliant Phil is likely to look at a sign and falling for the “authenticity” label. I wonder how Phil would react if someone canned up his sugary sawuce and put it on a grocery shelf lacking the “authentic” label and he bought it. I can just imagine the Ah Gawd! This is DEFINITELY not authentic Italian Sawce tuhuhuhuhuhu
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Dave's the type of person to pay extra for a product just because it has the word PREMIUM on it.
 
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The most enlightening aspect of DSP's review of Civil War, beyond the ambient stupidity permeating through his inability to interpret and remember things, is that sentence: "You're watching a comic book movie, you're gonna have a few WTF moments". This is DSP to a T, no expectations, no standards, "it has sucked for some time so why expect improvement".

It's also a fantastic insight into the below-average consumer's ability to overlook writing flaws to then clap at the pretty pictures (That we unfortunately do not get much of because these aren't the type to consistently and publicly go in-depth about their consumption of what they consider a throwaway product). I want more of this, in length and in number, I want to see how a complete moron watches movies, or even reads comics.
 
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Nixxit said:
The most enlightening aspect of DSP's review of Civil War, beyond the ambient stupidity permeating through his inability to interpret and remember things, is that sentence: "You're watching a comic book movie, you're gonna have a few WTF moments". This is DSP to a T, no expectations, no standards, "it has sucked for some time so why expect improvement".

It's also a fantastic insight into the below-average consumer's ability to overlook writing flaws to then clap at the pretty pictures (That we unfortunately do not get much of because these aren't the type to consistently and publicly go in-depth about their consumption of what they consider a throwaway product). I want more of this, in length and in number, I want to see how a complete moron watches movies, or even reads comics.
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Also this isn't even 100% his opinion. This is literally the movie critic cliche of "boo hoo too many superhero movies they're all the same blah blah the dark knight isnt even a superhero movie it's a cRimE FiLm"
 
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Minor question: Does anyone have this one DSP song someone did? I remember around(I think)the early 2010s someone did a song that went something like "DSP. DSP. Why are you so shitty?". Years later, it seems to have disappeared(I don't remember if it was in a detractor video or not). If one of you guys can't find it, that's ok.
 
Salubrious said:
DSP said during this segment that he should do a weekly movie review.
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Wowee, another chance to peer into the mindscape of Phil who can barely form an opinion around a fastfood sandwich. Even with such a low bar like TLoU2 he couldn't come up with why he hated the story, just kept parroting the word 'objectivly' as if that were reason enough. Not to mention he considers Bugsnax the pinnacle of narrative storytelling because it's made for kids and so explains everything that's going on with big cuddly characters, the twist being simple enough for ages 3+ yet Phil's brain nearly exploded when he understood that the food is actually bad for you. Anything outside of superhero films will likely baffle him, god forbid he watch something like Studio Ghibli which requires you to understand the symbolism of what is going on or some historical grit like Last King of Scotland though more than likely Phil will be confused where all the funny braveheart people are.
 
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which of course now includes online, hoping it would become the same type of cash cow as gta, fortunately that didn't happen (so far as i know)
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Even Red Dead Redemption 1 had online.

Y'all forgot about DSP's crowning jewel where he would throw himself off cliffs in RDR smh.

Its like his only video that ever got views besides his Homefront review.
 
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