DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DeeTracktor]

Phil is talking about scalpers a helluva lot since he was ''donated'' an xbox...

Anyone who says Phil is a good lying needs to fuck off

EDIT When did he get his PS5?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Free range cat that's not allowed outside, or out of the bedroom at night, or into Phil's office when Khet is home. Makes sense if you don't think about it.

Maybe Catherine demands Jasper be in the same room as her? These people are nuts.

Nothing about Phil's rant on Jasper there made any sense, which led into his spiel on how he'll get doxed if he shows any rooms in his house for some reason.

 

[Veezy00]

IDK what online trolling has to do with scalping products online, but leave it to DSP to make that connection. The free market sucks when you have to spend $700+ for a gamebox huh Phil.

Edit: Phil was discussing how scalping should be illegal and compared it to online trolling, which also should be illegal.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

When you have nothing going on in life - no activities, no friends, no hobbies, etc. the most interesting thing to you in your life is food.

Are half of the topics going to be about food? now he is talking about being a pretzel guy.

EDIT: Now he is saying that he can't work out because not being a fat slob would be a big lifestyle change and therefore it's impossible and that his fans should suggest easy things to do.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

IDK what online trolling has to do with scalping products online, but leave it to DSP to make that connection. The free market sucks when you have to spend $700+ for a gamebox huh Phil.

If Phil tried "scalping" or selling on eBay, he would get bombarded with troll offers tbh. It's why he's been anal before demanding full proof from paypigs before trying to sell anything.

 

[PieceofShet]

He said a "maybe" for WORKING OUT WITH THE KING.

 

[bajagoogoo]

When you have nothing going on in life - no activities, no friends, no hobbies, etc. the most interesting thing to you in your life is food.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"Digital cameras are not meant to work 10 hours a day" - DSP, 2021

[Pay no attention to security cameras]

 

[DeeTracktor]

I cant listen to this bullshit no more

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Chat: Do X!
DSP: I can't do that, it's not possible/viable, I can't afford it, I need to protect my family. Suggest something else.
Chat: Do Y!
DSP: I can't do that, it's not possible/viable, I can't afford it, I need to protect my family. Suggest something else.
Chat: Do Z!
DSP: I can't do that, it's not possible/viable, I can't afford it, I need to protect my family. Suggest something else.
DSP: Okay it's time for our first break.

 

[Poo Twister]

Phil asks for new ideas for content, then shoots down every single new idea and insults the people who suggest them.

He wants to sit in that chair, and get paid for doing nothing. That's the only suggestion he will accept. He doesn't even want to play games anymore. He just wants to look at his phone and get paid.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

 

[Gensou Hadou]

He said a "maybe" for WORKING OUT WITH THE KING.

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Like Feasting with the King, it'll only last one episode. Unlike Feasting with the King (but like Project 7), he'll have negative zero interest in a revival and will ban anyone mentioning the possibility. Just watch. It'll be like Code Vein-- he's just as afraid of exercise as he is of non-Kat girls.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Chat: Do X!
DSP: I can't do that, it's not possible/viable, I can't afford it, I need to protect my family. Suggest something else.
Chat: Do Y!
DSP: I can't do that, it's not possible/viable, I can't afford it, I need to protect my family. Suggest something else.
Chat: Do Z!
DSP: I can't do that, it's not possible/viable, I can't afford it, I need to protect my family. Suggest something else.
DSP: Okay it's time for our first break.

And he is complaining he only has $11 in tips...

Fun interactive stream my arse

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

He said a "maybe" for WORKING OUT WITH THE KING.

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Ngl, I would probably watch that at least once because I’m genuinely curious to see how many push-ups on screen he could do or how many ounces he would lift while weight lifting.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

He keeps shooting down all suggestion: Working out with the king? No nudnik thats a huge lifestyle change. Cooking with the king? Nah dude too much work I don't know how to cook and don't want to learn. Watching movies together with your fans? Nah because I'm not on twitch anymore and for some reason people can't watch the movie on their own at the same time as him. Doing IRL streams? Nah dude people will harass me (granted that is true but he could do it in a controlled environment to avoid that).

Again nothing that requires any effort,his only idea is doing everything exactly as he is doing now.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

"When I was a kid, I was all about the sweets, I was all about the red meats, I was all about that kind of stuff and now that I've gotten older I almost never eat dessert at all but now I like shellfish which I didn't like as a kid."

Wow, fascinating. This guy is almost 40 by the way.

I wonder what he considers those huge Costco muffins (40g of sugar) to be, considering he eats those for breakfast.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Like Feasting with the King, it'll only last one episode. Unlike Feasting with the King (but like Project 7), he'll have negative zero interest in a revival and will ban anyone mentioning the possibility. Just watch. It'll be like Code Vein-- he's just as afraid of exercise as he is of non-Kat girls.

Feasting with the King isn't a show, it's a segment during the new monthly begathons. For those who haven't figured it out yet this is so he can eat on-stream instead of taking the dinner break.

 

[King Nutsack]

He said a "maybe" for WORKING OUT WITH THE KING.

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Can't wait to see him do 25 pushups

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I feel like a dick saying this, but Jasper is an ugly cat. He's got a weird face.

Well, they do say that pet owners do start to look like their pets after a while…