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Pargon said:
He *said* he put it together himself. Amazon offers expert assembly with orders like that. His “stressful day off” was probably waiting around for some poor overworked bastard to come by and slap the shit together while Phil hid from him in the bathroom.
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Phil flew his dad out to put his blinds up for him. He definitely paid that exorbitant price to have someone put it together for him.
 
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This chair is fucking hideous. It's the disgusting aborted fetus of a recliner and Gamer Chair (TM). Imagine if he spent that $200 on a quality office chair instead of this Chinese garbage that's gonna fall apart in 6 months. Oh wait, only clowns, shills, and fake gamers play video games at a desk.
Piece of Peace said:
That's the thing I'll never understand, why the hell is he shelling out for a trash unsubsidized HDHP through the marketplace when he can just be added on as a spouse through his wife's health insurance? Is it a control thing? Open enrollment is every November so he's had plenty of opportunity.
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Bitch works part time at Kroger. She's not getting health benefits.
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
This chair is fucking hideous. It's the disgusting aborted fetus of a recliner and Gamer Chair (TM). Imagine if he spent that $200 on a quality office chair instead. Oh wait, only clowns, shills, and fake gamers play video games at a desk.

Bitch works part time at Kroger. She's not getting health benefits.
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Not great benefits but I suspect he's already on her plan and that's what he's complaining about.

He said he was paying $300/mo for health insurance. That's not buying much.
 
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Red Thief said:
Just the angle of him holding it up is enough to know it's bullshit. Phil probably can't even touch his toes from sitting if his legs are fully extended, I can't imagine he'd be able to move like that.
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Considering how hairy Phil is (see the picture of him and Leanna in bed) his feet would be hairy as FUCK so there's no way that's his foot.
 
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Recently i paid $600 aus for a tall back black leather executive chair which is fantastic for my back, works well in the aussie summer and has all the functionality you could ask of a good office chair.

This clown paid $400 usd for a white polyurethene piece of garbage with poor back support and drink holders which will stain and melt in hot weather.

He is a valedictorian and business degree holder btw.
 
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