DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Once you have heard a DSP prestream you have heard them all.

DSP's Prestreams

• Late to stream
• 10 minute talk about his boring day, and how "hard he works" and how tough his life is.
• Schedule talk
• Talking about how "outdated" game events are, while still doing his longwinded pre streams.
• Moral grandstanding, how he is such a good person, and an honest guy.
• (TheTractor) Strong opinion over a subject matter he doesn't understand, chat mocks/confronts him, then goes back to sitting on the fence
• Daily calling his chat "STOOPID".
• Independent content creator segment.
• Begment(telling people how to give him money, for existing).
• Yelling at SnowKarl's superchats/tips.
• Schedule talk
• Taking a 20 minute "Piss break," while he plays WWE champs.
• Return to stream and stall for another 10 minutes before booting up the game.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Someone should really ask Phil why he spends his time clout-chasing at night instead of sleeping. Didn't he complain during one of his recent streams that he almost fell asleep and was yawning?

no friends

what if phil worked out like low tier god? how would that have effected his career?

He would be married to [RETARDED]

Why he would he not exploit that, same as he tells people to tip more because of what PayPal takes? It's not like he worries about rule-breaking, if he did wouldn't have lost his Twitch partnership.

He talked about it a lot in the beginning. Not so much recently. Doesn't he care anymore or is he happy to get what he can? Hmmm...maybe he is too paranoid (he is!) to lose his checkmark.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Shocking twist of events no one saw coming like the sunrise...

Apparently he no longer hates actiblizz or will be taking a stand and not play COD. Which oddly news broke last night or this morning that made actiblizz look even worse.

I'm sure that excuse will come up when people ask him to play d2 remaster.

EDIT : Spoke too soon, I think. Went back into DDM and hear him talking about destroying evidence even though there was none but they destroyed it cause it's true...

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Yelling at SnowKarl's superchats/tips.

This is the only reason his pre-streams are the least bit entertaining.

He talked about it a lot in the beginning. Not so much recently. Doesn't he care anymore or is he happy to get what he can? Hmmm...maybe he is too paranoid (he is!) to lose his checkmark.

I'm sure he values it more than he does Jasper.

 

[Tom Delonge]

I wonder what excuse he would use to do the Halloween Marathon if he somehow didn't hit the monthly goal. It's obvious that he wants to do it either way ($$$) but his dumb supporters don't realize it.

 

[TheTractor]

Once you have heard a DSP prestream you have heard them all.

DSP's Prestreams

• Late to stream
• 10 minute talk about his boring day, and how "hard he works" and how tough his life is.
• Schedule talk
• Talking about how "outdated" game events are, while still doing his longwinded pre streams.
• Moral grandstanding, how he is such a good person, and an honest guy.
• Daily calling his chat "STOOPID".
• Independent content creator segment.
• Begment(telling people how to give him money, for existing).
• Yelling at SnowKarl's superchats/tips.
• Schedule talk
• Taking a 20 minute "Piss break," while he plays WWE champs.
• Return to stream and stall for another 10 minutes before booting up the game.

You forgot the ''Strong opinion over a subject matter he doesn't understand, chat mocks/confronts him, then goes back to sitting on the fence''

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

You forgot the ''Strong opinion over a subject matter he doesn't understand, chat mocks/confronts him, then goes back to sitting on the fence''

Damn, I knew I was missing something!

Funny enough he is giving his "take" right now, about morality.

This is his "zero self awareness" segment.

He hates Activision....but he likes money more...so his greed takes over and he goes "well I am on the fence."

No you are just greedy and see the money in COD. Stop pretending to be such a good person when money controls all your decisions.

*still bullshitting his take, so he can play COD and still be against Activision*

Nothing's changed, he is still the guy, hating on the WIIU, tossing it in the trash, and then taking it out after the camera is off. Just another dumb consOOmer who acts like he is some "underground/fight the system" content creator.

Go suck off yourself harder Phil, because we know all you just said is only because of the "day 1 views" always has been, always will be.

 

[Shabobus]

I wonder what excuse he would use to do the Halloween Marathon if he somehow didn't hit the monthly goal. It's obvious that he wants to do it either way ($$$) but his dumb supporters don't realize it.

He will always have some phantom bill or sudden medical emergency if he doesn't have any other reason he can trot out. He'll come up with something, and his whales will go along with it.

 

[UaineRunei]

Damn, I knew I was missing something!

Funny enough he is giving his "take" right now, about morality.

This is his "zero self awareness" segment.

Also the Captain Obvious segment.

Yes, Phil. Sexual harassment is a bad thing. Yes, 'crunching' in the game industry is bad. Yes, game companies make lots of money and Diablo is from Blizzard.

Everything he's saying sounds like "the sky is blue", bit it takes a 30 minutes rant to reach the point.

Edit: Snowkarl kinda noticed it too.

 

[FaXmachine]

All I'm gonna say is hearing this fence sitting woke rant is, imagine if Phil was a woman. What fucking monstrosity would we dealing with. Fucker trying to get everyone cancelled, and having his tits hanging out a shirt why screaming about people leering.

 

[Fapcop]

Shocking twist of events no one saw coming like the sunrise...

Apparently he no longer hates actiblizz or will be taking a stand and not play COD. Which oddly news broke last night or this morning that made actiblizz look even worse.

I'm sure that excuse will come up when people ask him to play d2 remaster.

EDIT : Spoke too soon, I think. Went back into DDM and here him talking about destroying evidence even though there was none but they destroyed it cause it's true...

Kinda ironic that Phil constantly tries to pull his REAL gamer/OG gamer cred, at the same time as he tries to virtuesignal about Activision/Blizzard.

Doesn’t he realize that gamers don’t really give a shit about it?

Is it another case of Phil trying to pull the mahture adult card?

Or just preemptively appeasing Twitter harpies, knowing how much baggage he has?

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Reminder. One of the first results in a Google image search of his name...

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So wait, Phil is going to play Psychonauts 2, a Tim “sock puppet” Schafer game.

Even after Phil whined about Schafer’s last game, saying that it was a rip-off, and that he wouldn’t play another game by him?

HypocriteSydePhil returns!

 

[actually]

what if phil worked out like low tier god? how would that have effected his career?

His upper body would be slightly less droopy. His legs would still be skinny and stork-like.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

30 minute Blizzard rant from WokesydePhil Christ this prestream is painful

 

[FaXmachine]

Phil is on the side of money, he's basically a politician but with even lower IQ. I wonder how his mind copes with the mental gymnastics tbh, its almost impressive.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

All I'm gonna say is hearing this fence sitting woke rant is, imagine if Phil was a woman. What fucking monstrosity would we dealing with. Fucker trying to get everyone cancelled, and having his tits hanging out a shirt why screaming about people leering.

Imagine living with him.

Kat: "Oh my god I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAARE"

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I hoped WokesydePhil would leave once Twitch dumped him, but he's even worse. I assume it's Catherine that pressures him to act like this in his omnipotent fear of her leaving him.

 

[UaineRunei]

Ok, which one of you is responsible for this?

 

[FaXmachine]

"Oh money lets shovel that money in my mouth so I can't talk because its full money." Paraphrasing.

Peak Phil here.