DarksydePhil vs GuntfrontRalph - TPD - Total Pigroach Death - He needs those xannies, he really really does, he needs those xannies.

[Haru Okumura]

Ralph=America
DSP=Vietnam
PPP=USSR
Phil’s tweet=Gulf of Tonkin

Ethan's gunt crease == Gulf of Tonka

 

[jimmybags]

I don't think he could coax out Kat but you did just make me think there is a very real possibility that Ralph fucks Kat's sister Jenna.

For those unaquainted, Phil's wife Kat has a crackhead sister Jenna who is retarded and posts about doing sleazy bottom of the barrel porn online. Perfect for Ralph and easily accessible.

She is a female police officer (Officer Sanders), more likely Ralph would try to punch her.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Ralph is gonna finesse Kat right out of the stable. She’ll be a Mexican wild horse soon.

Unfortunately, Kat and Jenna are both no longer skinny pussy. Ralph wants to fuck skeletons like my avatar.

 

[Red Frida]

This only ends one way: the IRS forcing Ralph to pay Phil's back taxes.

Either that or a judge orders him to become Phil's butler.

 

[Nate Higgers]

She is a female police officer (Officer Sanders), more likely Ralph would try to punch her.

Female cop…GUN DRAWN…

 

[Butwhythough2]

Say what you want about Phil but at least he didn't flee the country to get out of paying child support. I also would think that some of the DSP detractors would set their sights on bullying Ralph since he's inserted himself into this because he has thinner skin than DSP. All DSP does is whine about his detractors, Ralph would give them a funnier reaction.

 

[Americunt]

Say what you want about Phil but at least he didn't flee the country to get out of paying child support. I also would think that some of the DSP detractors would set their sights on bullying Ralph since he's inserted himself into this because he has thinner skin than DSP. All DSP does is whine about his detractors, Ralph would give them a funnier reaction.

If anything, maybe this will be an oppurtunity for Phil's a-logs to see what an actual ebegging nontent creator on the internet looks like.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If anything, maybe this will be an oppurtunity for Phil's a-logs to see what an actual ebegging nontent creator on the internet looks like.

I will say after a brief viewing of the Killstream, Phil appears competent.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Does Ralph even own one vest? Phil has like twenty different robust vests for every occasion.

 

[Die For Me!]

Does Ralph even own one vest? Phil has like twenty different robust vests for every occasion.

The Vickers Crime Family confiscated all his coats unfortunately

 

[OnetoKill]

Imagine being Ralph:
- deadbeat dad of two children, for whom he avoids paying child support;
- hiding in his mexican lawyer's backyard shack;
- run away from fighting a cuckold scumbag who lost his wife to Crackieta;
- has 3 restraining orders, including two from his baby mamas;
- scam hitting the goal constantly;
- got beaten up in every fight, either by a brother of a pedo, or by a mentally retarded girl;
- constantly doxxing other people;
- also swatting people, including HIMSELF;
- streaming high on Xanax and possibly booze everyday;
- released revenge porn on his baby mama;
- got clowned on by VITO THE PEDOPHILE of all people...

... and trying to take on the Antediluvian King of Kino Dogme 2007. Sit this one out, Ralph, you're not ready for the majestic aura of one Phil Burnell, first of his name.

EDIT: Oh, and let's not forget that Phil took on fucking IRS. AND WON.
It's over, Ralphsisters.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

- released revenge porn of both his baby mamas;

*fixed

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Does Ralph even own one vest? Phil has like twenty different robust vests for every occasion.

Ok but how many nigger caps does Phil have?

 

[Cringestorian X]

Phil has come a long way

 

[FamicomGorby]

EDIT: Oh, and let's not forget that Phil took on fucking IRS. AND WON.
It's over, Ralphsisters.

I don't know where the "DSP BEAT DA IRS" meme comes from, cause he definitely didn't. Phil got buttfucked by the IRS and is still paying back taxes to this day. He also pays an accountant to file his taxes even though he could just do it himself. The only reason he didn't pay his taxes is cause he's a moron and didn't understand the difference between business tax and personal income tax.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Ralph backed out of a fight while DSP folded to Keemstar like a bitch on Side Scrollers podcast

They're both pussies.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't know where the "DSP BEAT DA IRS" meme comes from, cause he definitely didn't. Phil got buttfucked by the IRS and is still paying back taxes to this day. He also pays an accountant to file his taxes even though he could just do it himself. The only reason he didn't pay his taxes is cause he's a moron and didn't understand the difference between business tax and personal income tax.

Yes, Phil beat bankruptcy. The IRS will fuck Phil forever.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I wonder if this will go anywhere, or if Ethan will be too Xannied to even remember who Phil is

 

[Cringestorian X]

Dabbing on the pigroach

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[Grim_Autismo]

lol Ralph talking about someone being a scumbag is peak kino.

"We need to join forces detractors! Let's wreck the kino kasino and DSP together!" They're not even streaming this month, Ralph. They can afford to take a break; they can fly into the United States without worrying about being arrested. They can tap their wrists and find a watch they didn't have to pawn to cover a degen Money in The Bank prop bet. Times are tough, big guy!