DarksydePhil vs GuntfrontRalph - TPD - Total Pigroach Death - He needs those xannies, he really really does, he needs those xannies.

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

What’s the saying?
Pigs age like milk and Phil ages like wine?

 

[Black Spruce]

Crazy how DSP is older than Ralph while looking younger and with more hair

Spoiler: I asked a friend who had no idea who Ralph is how old he thought the man in this picture was. He said mid-50s. Ralph was 37 here.

 

[Desktop User2]

Count down to when Phil gets tricked into seeing Ralph eat shit out of an asshole begins now.

PPP is probably already on it. Ralph must be salivating he will be A-Logged again by the Kino Casino, ready to milk his paypigs.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Ralph is 38? Dude looks 60, I atleast thought Ralph was early 40s

Phil looks substantially younger than Ralph.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

PPP is probably already on it. Ralph must be salivating he will be A-Logged again by the Kino Casino, ready to milk his paypigs.

100%
As long as Ralph makes a few bucks it doesn't matter how bad the humiliation will be. It's another easy win for Phil and softball for the Casino to smash out of the park.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Count down to when Phil gets tricked into seeing Ralph eat shit out of an asshole begins now.

Don't threaten DevourScatPhil with a good time. What if it causes another "incident"?!

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Has the Ralphamale challenged dsp to a boxing match/fight yet or has he not gotten to that part of the cycle yet?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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He's literally worse than Phil at treating his own paypigs fans

Why are his shoulders so narrow

 

[Blitzsneed]

Phil watching Ralph get beat up live on his stream

I never expected Phil to watch Ralph's 2nd round in Portugo. I love Clown World.

 

[Cringestorian X]

More hollerin' at Phil

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Ralph probably has spent more money on spilt liquor than Phil at WWE Champions

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Ralph correcting Phil on his age is not the own he thinks it is.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He could say this directly to Ralph and it would be so fitting

 

[Smokeski]

Ralph's about a month too late with this rant/promo/whatever. If he did this a month earlier, people would be excited and Ralph could claim a big W for Joon exposing Phil's downfromtherafters account. Now, Phil's admitted to it, his dents give him money anyway and even detractors kinda shrug and go "We were right, now what?"

Its been great. SmugSydePhil is best Phil.

 

[daniel day]

>dsp gently prods ralph
>ralph, a faggot, "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

If you think dsp is worse than ralph then you're smoking crack. Ralph will always be #1 rage piggie.

 

[Culled]

It's rly funny how Phil suddenly went from mostly keeping to himself ( minus little jabs at ppl like ProJared and his interviews with Quarterpounder etc. ) for years to having a slap fight with Ethan Ralph of all people, but I'm loving it so far.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Rate me optimistic, but Pigroach will always outlive any lolcows, especially today’s slapfighting between two pigs.

Except Gunt has quadruple titties and cannot use his pig hooves to even defend himself, let alone himself getting beaten up into a pulp and squeal on Xitter about muh Kiwi Farms and Josh Moon. He is also a shit father, pillposting and get drunk like an obese pig that has an insatiable appetite.

Phil is washed out, but he strongly has an advantage over him in every way, because he is the King of Hate, and he can spew out words comprehensively, whilst Rage Pig only holler nigger talk like a wigger and have no other argument than repeating himself and ayylawgs about da evil Josh Moon, blaming everyone around him and not taking responsibility.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Fuck Ralph vs Phil, that's boring as shit. We need the true holler off clash of the titans

 

[Farmer9876]

Is this a self-own?

 

[Raiken]

ralph being not even in his 40s and looking like that is a prime example what shit genetics and addiction does to a mother fucker.

 

[Übermensch Doom Cuck]

Phil:
- Has a house
- Has a purpose of making money by playing vidya
- Doesn't harass people
- Fat but not that fat
- Has a normal waifu, never abused her
- Called an 11 year old an 'idiot' for calling Phil an 'idiot' first
- Looks ok-ish for 42 year old man

Ralph:
- Lives in a metal shack in Mexico
- No purpose in life
- Goes around harasses & threatens people (as a bonus, bitches out when confronted)
- Gunt hanging out of his gut
- Had weirdo waifus, one of them is a pedophile lolicon, abused them, divorced them
- Called his daughter a 'bitch'
- Looks like a 60 year old man during his late 30's.

Massive Phil W