Dashcon! Dash to the EXTREME

[Null]

ps even tumblr itself thinks Dashcon is hilarious.

I think those generate based on what images are trending.

 

[littlebiscuits]

I think those generate based on what images are trending.

That's even funnier.

 

[Silver]

this is the most hilarious holy shit

 

[TopperHay]

To think the con-goers had to pay $65 to play in that pathetic little ball pit.
This is probably what they were expecting...

This is what they got.

It's been said more than once, but it's not worth the extra hour.

 

[Judge Holden]

Is anyone honestly surprised that tumblr's big expedition to the scary world of IRL ended in humiliating failure? For all their sound and furry from fanwank to SJW to general circlejerking, Tumblr signifies nothing in the real world except utter, utter fail.

 

[Silver]

that picture of the ball pit is inexplicably also amazing

 

[Fialovy]

I know, that's more like a ball puddle, like I'd expect an actual pool that you can walk and "swim" around in, not just sit...

I mean, the only other two that are close to this amount of fail that I heard of are Las Pegasus Unicon and Anime Tour for the Cure in 2007 (which was a scam by the guy running it)

 

[Dilbertmann]

Oh but there WAS a bouncy castle.

all of my yes

 

[champthom]

Why have DashCon when you can have CorgiCon?

True story - I went to a junior prom with a girl who I met online and lived an hour away from me. My mom decided to just got a hotel room for me and that same weekend, there was a dachshund convention. Like, a convention for the dachshund owners in the state.

I'd go to a Corgi Con though.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Awesome. I love when things promise the moon and then completely half-arse the delivery.

I haven't seen something this hilariously disappointing since some carnies set up a "Winter Wonderland".

"Greasy Joes Discount Wonderland".
That was a mixture of sad and hilarious.

 

[TopperHay]

I shouldn't laugh at this....but I did because I'm terrible.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQI shouldn't laugh at this....but I did because I'm terrible.

You know what I like about this?

1. Nailed the majority of Tumblr user on the head.
2. He's surrounded by what seems to be a ton of SJWs, saying all this shit loud enough so they can hear, and they don't do one single thing. Of course they'll be back later on to bitch about it on their blogs.

 

[CatParty]

This channel seems to have the most dashcon failure videos.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdrjYy8_kB8a-cqcn7EYVzQ?app=desktop&persist_app=1

 

[Globe]

When I heard about the ball pit, I actually thought the bouncy castle was some sort of apparatus for it. Wow...how can anyone possibly justify charging any amount of money for that at all, let alone 65 dollars? It looks like a dingy, inflatable raft filled with balls.

 

[Tenchi]

They should have called this convention the Take you Cash and Dashcon

 

[TopperHay]

They should have called this convention the Take you Cash and Dashcon

Dine and Dashcon

 

[Tenchi]

So instead of Welcome to the Night Vale you get a GLOW CLOUD and 5 dollars for a slice of Pizza hut pizza. Oh also there is a rumor that someone put a hole in the ball-pit and now it's being taken away by Windy City Amusements.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Heard with this minors were getting into 18+ panels. They specifically mention a BDSM one.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in awhile. The Lapland New Forest link was hilarious as well.

What do you expect would happen with SJW's trying to organize something?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

What do you expect would happen with SJW's trying to organize something?

Them trying to undermine each other for having too much privilege?