Dating app cringe - Nice Guys™ + Good Girls + Dating apps = WTF

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TheGreatCitracett said:
Troons have invaded online dating. This dude lives in my town for college and is super tall, burly, and in no way feminine. He also wears ridiculous fake tits and massive high heels everywhere.
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I wouldn't exactly call a cock and balls "trivial."

And I can kinda understand why a man might just be intimidated by a huge 6 foot 2 black dude in 6-inch platform shoes.
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in fairness, your man here makes more effort to pass than most troons (which is not saying much)

Ratko_Falco said:
Lack of father figure, poor parenting, and welfare system that encourage thots to shit out bastards.
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for someone playing the welfare system, it's a pretty poor effort - lots of welfare mothers get pregnant while underage and by 28 they have a litter of 10-13 children who have the privilege of having their upbringing paid for by suckers who actually have to work for a living
 
Ohi!
Why is this thread dead?
Let's live it up!

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I don't have a screencap to share but someone I work with recently got back into dating. She's 51 and I think was using Bumble (?).

Anyway I was on break with her and naturally she wants a young folk to help her with this new fangled app. Apparently she put the age range in wrong or something and so a hunch of 20 somethings were popping up and she didn't like it of course.

Woman shows me a profile that's a 27 y/o guy with the close cropped hair, lumberjack beard, mini-mohawk look associated with soylents and his bio is like "anti racist anti fascist male feminist blah blah".

Long story short I gave an older woman "the talk" about how people with "male feminist" in their bios are more often than not pretentious predators that she should stay away from. Also she said "Why do you need to out anti-racist in your bio? Aren't we all?"

What a time to be alive.
 
All I've learned from dating apps is that they are a repository for the most pathetic vapid shitty people imaginable. I used to make one here and there but then nope out within a day or two of having the damn thing. Far far too many thots, single moms, and pick-me's, if I wanna play Russian roulette I'll get a revolver, it's quicker with less soul crushing and STDs.
 
Did this thread get moved to the Beauty Parlor Off-Topic? I never seen it before.

Luckily, I left the dating market before the madness that are dating apps, but I will say though, Bumble BFF is not much better, 90 percent of the profiles when I went on there to try to make some IRL female friends are they were all really samey and said something along the lines of "I like wine, traveling and Netflix!"

Well, what if I like beer, am too broke to travel, and think Netflix is a joke?
 
InteracialBowelSyndrome said:
What a catch! Line up boys! All men want a single mom who can't spell with felons for baby daddies.
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I'll give her credit for actually spelling psycho correctly.

Also, there's no fucking way people like hiking as much they say they do on dating apps. I'm especially looking at the fatties, you're not fooling me.
 
Goyaanisqatsi said:
I'll give her credit for actually spelling psycho correctly.

Also, there's no fucking way people like hiking as much they say they do on dating apps. I'm especially looking at the fatties, you're not fooling me.
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I noticed this too on Bumble BFF. Everyone seems to like to hike and do yoga, I mean, I suppose they are just listing that as something they can potentially do for a get together or something, but I doubt that everyone is super into hiking as they say. I suspect the fatties would just slow you down if you are legit into hiking demanding they sit down and eat a sugary granola bar for thirty minutes before walking another few yards.

I decided to take a dive again at Bumble BFF and I notice on Bumble BFF is people in their 30s looking for drinking buddies. Like, you are no longer in your early 20s, you shouldn't be acting like that. It must suck for someone who doesn't drink due stuff like religion, medical reasons, or former addiction and wants to make friends on there.

Oh yeah, let's not forget all the womanchildren on Bumble BFF who think they are such nerds for liking Disney, like, no, it's not nerdy, you are just a mindless consoomer that thinks being a nerd is a pay to win deal.
 
Goyaanisqatsi said:
I'll give her credit for actually spelling psycho correctly.

Also, there's no fucking way people like hiking as much they say they do on dating apps. I'm especially looking at the fatties, you're not fooling me.
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Hiking is the new hip thing to do. Remember how skating was the "cool" thing to do years ago? Yeah now everyone's moved onto hiking.

I've been on Hinge whenever I'm bored and there's never been a bigger red flag than guy who mention open relationships or "healthy non-monogamous relationships". Who the fuck goes for that?
 
I remember a year or two ago I was on Hinge or OKcupid or some shit and some woman's profile said:
"DO NOT bother DMing me if you don't write me a short essay on what house the sorting hat would put you into and why. You WILL be ignored otherwise."

Naturally, being a clever, wise Ravenclaw I knew better than to pursue that.
 
Mister Mint said:
I remember a year or two ago I was on Hinge or OKcupid or some shit and some woman's profile said:
"DO NOT bother DMing me if you don't write me a short essay on what house the sorting hat would put you into and why. You WILL be ignored otherwise."

Naturally, being a clever, wise Ravenclaw I knew better than to pursue that.
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That is when you go full Slytherin and then she calls you a Nazi.
 
Monika H. said:
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Okay, but I really am curious what this guy's like irl. Either a complete redneck or a walking shitpost, I need to find out.
Fialovy said:
I noticed this too on Bumble BFF. Everyone seems to like to hike and do yoga, I mean, I suppose they are just listing that as something they can potentially do for a get together or something, but I doubt that everyone is super into hiking as they say. I suspect the fatties would just slow you down if you are legit into hiking demanding they sit down and eat a sugary granola bar for thirty minutes before walking another few yards.
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Waifuwars said:
Hiking is the new hip thing to do. Remember how skating was the "cool" thing to do years ago? Yeah now everyone's moved onto hiking.

I've been on Hinge whenever I'm bored and there's never been a bigger red flag than guy who mention open relationships or "healthy non-monogamous relationships". Who the fuck goes for that?
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It's also super cheap and your average dating app user is broke as fuck. Same with yoga.
 
Waifuwars said:
Hiking is the new hip thing to do. Remember how skating was the "cool" thing to do years ago? Yeah now everyone's moved onto hiking.
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RazorBackBacon said:
It's also super cheap and your average dating app user is broke as fuck. Same with yoga.
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The kind of person looking for friends or dating online probably isn’t getting a lot of socialisation in real life in my opinion. That’s why they would be less likely to list sports or other common social activities. They’re probably (correctly) loath to list their real main hobbies: work, Netflix, internet, drinking.
 
Waifuwars said:
I've been on Hinge whenever I'm bored and there's never been a bigger red flag than guy who mention open relationships or "healthy non-monogamous relationships". Who the fuck goes for that?
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Yeah i've noticed that too. Ages ago I just straight up said that these people need to get off hinge as an answer to one of my questions. They're no different to cheaters IMO

I'm not on tinder anymore but it seems like most people just want an ego stroke rather than a relationship of any kind. It's especially true for the "I'm barely on here, DM me on instagram @_____" types
 
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