LMAO this is so fucking funny because this describes Dave to a T. I would be talking with people and Dave would barge in and immediately shit up the conversation, asking autistic questions and trying to play Devil's Advocate and turn everything into a debate. It was the number one complaint about him among the people who knew him at the same time as me (who all tried to be VERY generous about/to him). You couldn't talk about anything without Dave chiming in to say the most autistic thing ever about it. Whether it was someone having a conversation on the other side of the room or people joking about something on Facebook, Dave ALWAYS had to insert himself in the most obnoxious ways possible. And if the conversation didn't go the way he wanted, he'd make weird passive aggressive Facebook posts about it later.
Seriously, if anyone feels like digging through Dave's fb history before he trooned out, say 2011-2013, it's a goldmine. Major incel vibes, lots of "women are shallow because they won't date me, an incredibly accomplished person" (who doesn't have a degree & was working as an intern in his late 20's...not to mention fat and gross) posts.
I don't want to scroll back to find the post, but someone shared a screenshot of Dave saying he "grew out his hair and nails" when he trooned out. Excuse me, nigga? His hair isn't grown out at all (what's left of it), and Dave has always had the longest and grossest nails I've ever seen on a dude who wasn't a coke addict. He always claimed it was for guitar, but ugh, they were so nasty all the time.
I did send verification that I know Dave to
@Null but I haven't heard back yet. I know he's been busy keeping the farms up & running. (We love you, dear leader!)