Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

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Dave is trying to pull a Daniel Larson.
Just thought I would archive this for posterity.
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Bookwork said:
Regardless of what you're trying to learn, if you improve dramatically after two lessons, you were really bad at it.
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For real, to improve “dramatically” in the first two lessons, Dave had to have been making some really basic mistakes - not even long-standing physical bad habits that can be corrected with work, but simple, elementary issues that the teacher can correct in one or two 30 minute sessions. I bet the teacher could smell the narcissism and laid on how dramatic of an improvement he’s made to keep him paying for lessons.

Dave’s complete inability to grasp that this other person with different needs and opinions to his own might not want to sing at all was pretty funny, though.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Dave is trying to pull a Daniel Larson.
Just thought I would archive this for posterity.
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They'd end up like the last retard who ran into jersey barriers on Capitol Hill or the guys who tried to gatecrash the NSA headquarters. Fun fact I'd forgotten: the Fort Meade guys were wearing dresses. Dave is so caught up jerking his dick to the thought of murdering people that he honestly thinks you can get into the Capitol Building with a gun. Security on the Hill is annoying as shit on the street and entering buildings. There are multiple types of SAM (surface to air missile) launchers scattered around DC to shoot down planes for fuck's sake and he really thinks some fat troon like himself is going to waddle up and start gunning people down broadcasted live on CSPAN.

Everyone knows you do that shit at the softball game. Well, you try at least.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
Polymath Danielle is using the free time he has (which is, justly, quite a big part of his day because he needs to heal from a lifetime of abuse by a man who is practically Donald Trump's clone) to dive into mathematics. Who knows what he'll learn after just two lessons!
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One of his special interests is linear regression? Beyond the obvious jokes about how he's somehow regressed from fat, prematurely balding man child to fatter, balder, meth-addicted tranny, what is there to even say about linear regression? I think he just knows that linear algebra is super important and thinks that linear regression is part of it.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
Polymath Danielle is using the free time he has (which is, justly, quite a big part of his day because he needs to heal from a lifetime of abuse by a man who is practically Donald Trump's clone) to dive into mathematics. Who knows what he'll learn after just two lessons!
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Dave HECKIN LOVES SCIENCE! I bet he's watched every video Bill Nye and Black Science Man have ever made! The only nerds actually interested in that stuff beyond watching youtube videos stay in academia. Brane Theory amirite guys?! *nervously eyes pop-sci section of bookshelf*
 
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If he was approved for disability benefits it proves there is indeed no justice in the world.
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One of my many problems with benefits systems is the perverse incentives they create for healthy people not to work. In this case, however, I’m not so incensed. Let me propose a counterfactual:

You have a pressing need to attend your bank. You queue, get to the counter, and there is Danielle Muscato. Do you want la principessa to drag out the encounter with asides about narcissism in that whiny voice? To know your address? To have anything to do with your fat stacks? Or here’s another job Dave could take: childcare flunky. Or what about food service?

Sure, he might not last long in any job, but imagine what damage he could do in that short time. The only job he lasted long at was a meaningless one with the Atheists, and even then he scarred people, as @Real Ariana Grande has revealed. While a real job might provide him and us with new material, don’t forget that even sat on his arse, he has provoked, defrauded, and harassed his own parents and gotten criminal charges. Dave on disability does not disappoint. No, in this case let us call disability benefits by their real name: tard containment costs.

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Mudkipcorn said:
Polymath Danielle is using the free time he has (which is, justly, quite a big part of his day because he needs to heal from a lifetime of abuse by a man who is practically Donald Trump's clone) to dive into mathematics. Who knows what he'll learn after just two lessons!
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Lurked this thread for a long time, now I have to chip in, you can tell he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about because he mentions linear algebra, matrices, vectors, tensors, transformations separately. The latter are all part of linear algebra. bra-ket notation is just a convenient way of doing vector algebra.

I'll believe him when he presents his own solution to the Schrodinger equation for the hydrogen atom, complete with Legendre polynomials, thus explaining the origin of quantum numbers and orbitals. Its one of the earlier exercises in a university level course on quantum mechanics so he should be able to do it in no time. Maybe that's too easy for him and he should do the Fourier transform of the same equation (or maybe the potential energy surface, I'm rusty) but with temperature to derive phonons.

I know nobody here needs telling that he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about, it just sparked my autism. On the positive side it's good he's found a hobby that isn't smearing his parents, but I suspect he'll give it up when he discovers it's actually quite difficult if he even bothers to actually try.
 
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glioblastoma multiforme said:
Lurked this thread for a long time, now I have to chip in, you can tell he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about because he mentions linear algebra, matrices, vectors, tensors, transformations separately. The latter are all part of linear algebra. bra-ket notation is just a convenient way of doing vector algebra.

I'll believe him when he presents his own solution to the Schrodinger equation for the hydrogen atom, complete with Legendre polynomials, thus explaining the origin of quantum numbers and orbitals. Its one of the earlier exercises in a university level course on quantum mechanics so he should be able to do it in no time. Maybe that's too easy for him and he should do the Fourier transform of the same equation (or maybe the potential energy surface, I'm rusty) but with temperature to derive phonons.

I know nobody here needs telling that he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about, it just sparked my autism. On the positive side it's good he's found a hobby that isn't smearing his parents, but I suspect he'll give it up when he discovers it's actually quite difficult if he even bothers to actually try.
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Music is math you can hear - and we know how good Dave is at music.
 
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monstrous bubo said:
One of my many problems with benefits systems is the perverse incentives they create for healthy people not to work. In this case, however, I’m not so incensed. Let me propose a counterfactual:

You have a pressing need to attend your bank. You queue, get to the counter, and there is Danielle Muscato. Do you want la principessa to drag out the encounter with asides about narcissism in that whiny voice? To know your address? To have anything to do with your fat stacks? Or here’s another job Dave could take: childcare flunky. Or what about food service?
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I feel like I'm reading a letter from a time capsule circa 1980.

I wish my bankers were as sane as Danielle Muscato, which is sad but it's the way it is.
 
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monstrous bubo said:
One of my many problems with benefits systems is the perverse incentives they create for healthy people not to work. In this case, however, I’m not so incensed. Let me propose a counterfactual:

You have a pressing need to attend your bank. You queue, get to the counter, and there is Danielle Muscato. Do you want la principessa to drag out the encounter with asides about narcissism in that whiny voice? To know your address? To have anything to do with your fat stacks? Or here’s another job Dave could take: childcare flunky. Or what about food service?

Sure, he might not last long in any job, but imagine what damage he could do in that short time. The only job he lasted long at was a meaningless one with the Atheists, and even then he scarred people, as @Real Ariana Grande has revealed. While a real job might provide him and us with new material, don’t forget that even sat on his arse, he has provoked, defrauded, and harassed his own parents and gotten criminal charges. Dave on disability does not disappoint. No, in this case let us call disability benefits by their real name: tard containment costs.

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You make a solid point. In this instance 'tard bucks may indeed be serving as a containment mechanism to keep Dave away from having to interact with the greater public 8 hours a day.
 
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