Skitzocow David Allan Ness Jr - Sees Jesus, Talks to His Television, Obsessed with Taylor Swift, Now with felony charges

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Discussing the aftermath of tornados in DC and wanting to sleep on the news anchor's couch. (He's got $40)

Dave is on an adventure somewhere in his car and singing to the radio.

THen he's on a dirt road going.. somewhere. I'm starting to worry where he's going and why. :c


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LagoonaBlue said:
As SOON as I saw the title I instantly thought of the Bjork stalker and was gonna mention him. You beat me to it.
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You know, despite the parallels, I'm genuinely starting to become concerned over Dave. He's becoming a lot more erratic in his typical behavior and angry.

A bunch of music before he flips off the camera and says "They're coming to get you, cunt." in the very first video of his new channel, which came after his weird trip deep into the country just before his old channel went off the air.

Some proof that the neighbors are aware of him and vaguely friendly. Mentions of a man he owes $400 to for bail passed away from cancer and he was trying to get a job. After talking about someone living below the ground and the poison in the water (how great it was everyone is dying) he goes into a ramble about the two women in the video, how they're like victoria secret, and how he went to jail for that shit.

Dancing to "Insane in the Membrane", talking about the "fucking pigs" coming for his phone and drones while wandering between his garage and driveway.

Digging a hole in a basement wall for.. I'm not entirely sure what reason he could have, since he doesn't appear to have a job still.

Wandering endlessly in a circle between the lawn clippings.

Whatever he said on his new twitter (ness46659357) got it suspended, so it won't be back.

I haven't gone through his entire new videos yet since he's made over 30 in the last few days, but they definitely have a lot more talking to visions and paranoid, angry fantasies than before.
 
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People like this legitimately scare me. The fact that the human brain is so goddamn fragile that this can happen...
 
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AnOminous said:
We are all a tiny misstep or genetic mistake away from ending up like this ourselves.
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I know.
I'm not even that afraid of actual physical death anymore. Just this sort of thing.
Imagine being trapped in that. Is there a real person inside of that, screaming behind a barrier of signal misfire/degradation, or is it just lost misfiring and fucked up networks with nothing to show for it behind those eyes?
 
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I don't know guys. If he has a handler, they're not doing a very good job of watching over him and making sure he's not endangering himself or others. I would think a handler would be keeping track of his online presence to some extent. The way he talks, I'm positive he's made some mention of bashing Taylor Swift's skull in at one point or another to a neighbor.

His random ramblings are somewhere between hilarious and terrifying imo. I especially like how he spelled it "kunt". That was a nice touch.
 
I found his facebook, which I'm not going to link here, but it turns out he does have a job.
He's been posting in-between videos of his youtube videos on his facebook and it appears he has some sort of construction job. Who hired him, I'm not sure, but he seems to be working by himself so they trust him enough to do that.. Or he's just pretending he has a job and is breaking holes in the basement walls of his apartment. I'm pretty sure it's the first one.

Bitch I Might Be said:
I don't know guys. If he has a handler, they're not doing a very good job of watching over him and making sure he's not endangering himself or others. I would think a handler would be keeping track of his online presence to some extent. The way he talks, I'm positive he's made some mention of bashing Taylor Swift's skull in at one point or another to a neighbor.

His random ramblings are somewhere between hilarious and terrifying imo. I especially like how he spelled it "kunt". That was a nice touch.
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It could be just general assistance. Checking in on him and making sure he's going to work. I'm not entirely sure either. Family seems to be watching his facebook, so there's that.

SCRuler said:
I know.
I'm not even that afraid of actual physical death anymore. Just this sort of thing.
Imagine being trapped in that. Is there a real person inside of that, screaming behind a barrier of signal misfire/degradation, or is it just lost misfiring and fucked up networks with nothing to show for it behind those eyes?
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I think it just becomes part of who they are. My parents used to have someone who worked for them like this and you could always tell when he wasn't on his medication. On it, he was clearly odd and a little paranoid, but it went entirely haywire when he was off it until the point they finally just had to let him go. (They'd become part of the conspiracy against him, inevitably.)

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He's also been talking about Sara a loooot more. I haven't figured out if she's a Victoria Secret model, a newscaster, radio personality, or what. It's getting pretty bad though. If the video isn't dedicated to Sara, he talks to her in it anyway.

Talking about traveling around the world with an atheist to get some bitches. Other rambling.
"You think your shit don't stink Pamela? Well you're probably right."


Going on about Monica giving head to Bill Clinton. It gave me a giggle.

I didn't post all of them since he's done another 20 over the last few days.

UPDATE:

Discovered who Sara is.
It's Sara Sampaio, a model.
 
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I'm not usually a fan of cows having animals, but his dogs are surprisingly healthy and well taken care of. They seem to be the only thing really grounding him with reality and providing him a chance to talk with others
 
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SCRuler said:
People like this legitimately scare me. The fact that the human brain is so goddamn fragile that this can happen...
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Agreed. People fear death, but they forget that there are fates far worse still. The idea of losing one's mind is seriously terrifying.
 
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Sorry to double post, but thi has to be one of the worst of his videos I've seen yet...

Tldw;-
-Throughout the video his cat is biting his arm.
-He thinks his cat said Taylor Swift when it repositioned itself to bite him again. He then exclaims that his cat loves her just like he does.
- Dave asks us if we remember who Jesus is than then tells us that Jesus likes Bernie and that we cannot vote for Hilary because Jesus doesn't like her.
- While sitting still, Dave exclaims that he just ran to the bathroom and back several times. In his words, "here to shit, here to shit"
 
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LittleGreenBird said:
Sorry to double post, but thi has to be one of the worst of his videos I've seen yet...

Tldw;-
-Throughout the video his cat is biting his arm.
-He thinks his cat said Taylor Swift when it repositioned itself to bite him again. He then exclaims that his cat loves her just like he does.
- Dave asks us if we remember who Jesus is than then tells us that Jesus likes Bernie and that we cannot vote for Hilary because Jesus doesn't like her.
- While sitting still, Dave exclaims that he just ran to the bathroom and back several times. In his words, "here to shit, here to shit"
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Some of them get.. weird.

Take this new video for example. I am almost 100% sure we just listened to him randomly orgasm on camera for a few seconds out of nowhere. :c

 
UPDATE: Dave's social media is on complete blackout pending criminal conviction:
"A 49-year-old Stillwater man appeared in court July 5 for allegedly making terroristic threats via Twitter to an NBC Universal employee. David Allan Ness Jr. is facing three felony counts of terroristic threats, including threats involving real or simulated Weapons of Mass Destruction."
https://stillwatergazette.com/2016/07/18/stillwater-man-charged-with-terroristic-threats-to-nbc/

“Isis is the Egyptian great Mother Goddess, prototype of the faithful wife and fertility, and protective mother.”

“We will need too blow up Rockefeller center too teach you not too say Isis.”

“You gotta have the intestinal fortitude too slaughter a few hundred thousand women and (dragon emoji.)”
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I'm currently trying to locate any of his new social media accounts that may have gone under the radar. As he is incredibly hard to keep track of, there may not be much left.

UPDATE:
Found his new Youtube. It appears to not have been touched for the last month pending investigation
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLnLH5CdFvo_poPuzwzLvRA​
 
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So he's mad that the Islamic State is called ISIS so he wants to bomb shit?
 
Feline Darkmage said:
So he's mad that the Islamic State is called ISIS so he wants to bomb shit?
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Well I mean.. he also thought Taylor Swift released one of her albums to get him fired from his job so.. That's not far off.
 
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