Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[RodgerDodger]

This might be a good time for Jarrod to start typing up a motion for some form of restraining order against Stabby. And to have Stabby declarred vexatious. At a minimum as it pertains to him. But given Acerthornes history may as well shoot for broader.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The court needs to sua sponte hyper-rape Stebbins because of this. This is some of the most insane lolsuit behaviour yet.

"How are you affected Jarrod?"
Stebbins, you impersonating the opposing party to fraudulently grant your own motion they hadn't even seen, and then you blackmail him?

 

[Pill Cosby]

I hope he shared it with Ty Beard.

I hope he didn’t share it with Rekeita because Jarrod would be sitting on death row waiting for Stebbins to pull the switch.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The court needs to sua sponte hyper-rape Stebbins because of this. This is some of the most insane lolsuit behaviour yet.
View attachment 7749835
"How are you affected Jarrod?"
Stebbins, you impersonating the opposing party to fraudulently grant your own motion they hadn't even seen, and then you blackmail him?

Just fumigate his apartment with him still in it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I'm excited for Stabbin's turkey-gobbling response to this, how will he justify multiple felony crimes?
Fingers crossed the next filing is a warrant.
(Yes I know that it would be in a separate criminal case)

 

[Harvey Danger]

"How are you affected Jarrod?"
Stebbins, you impersonating the opposing party to fraudulently grant your own motion they hadn't even seen, and then you blackmail him?

 

[Seria]

So i guess by davids logic.. we all can lift his signature and put it on anything now .. now harm done ? right ?

 

[Mister Mint]

View attachment 7749289



View attachment 7749295

Delicious. If they don't nail him to the wall for this one then being a povertytard is truly a superpower.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I bet Spectre had a hand in this

 

[Sneed Force One]

I bet Spectre had a hand in this

I will forgive Spectre for being a LARPer if he's successfully ghostwritten this filing into the Wereturkey being placed behind bars.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I bet Spectre had a hand in this

I dunno. Whoever was helping him this time seems to be competent. Which rules out Spectre.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

It is a public service to provide good advice to combat the wereturkey menace.

 

[Unknown God]

I really hope Null shared this unfolding clusterfuck with Hardin, I think he would appreciate this turkey shoot.

Maybe Hardin is already monitoring Stabby's other vexatious cases considering that Null has explicitly stated that they will try to get him another vexlit label, but if not, then he should tell Hardin. Stabby is not only committing forgery, he is also trying to blackmail someone with more vexatious litigation, this has to have an impact.

 

[Sneed Force One]

This part is exceptional, FRCP Rule 61 does not shield Wereturkey in committing intentional acts of deception.
Stebbins wilfully deprived David Jarrod of his right to be heard, fraudulently representing the opposing party’s position without consent, authorisation, or even awareness.
This is a textbook violation of substantial rights. It not only falls outside the scope of Rule 61, but also squarely violates multiple provisions of Rule 11, including the duty of honesty and the requirement that all filings be properly signed by a party or authorised representative.

The ideal cherry on top of Stebbins' new shit-sandwich should've been Jarrod asking the court to refer Stebbins' conduct to the relevant prosecutor's office. Hopefully the court will do it sue sponte.

 

[WarJams]

should've been Jarrod asking the court to refer Stebbins' conduct to the relevant prosecutor's office. Hopefully the court will do it sue sponte.

If this grimy lump of shit had his computer confiscated as evidence it would be a national day of rejoicing. Imagine this reprobate being forced to fatfinger his lulzsuits on a phone like Greer.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I wouldn't get too excited as I highly doubt David is worth the courts time to really do anything more then enforce the per-existing sanctions and give him a small slap on the wrist so there is a paper trail if he tries it again.

Remember Chudda's Rule

Nothing Ever Happens

 

[CabbageTheSnackThatSlaps]

I bet Spectre had a hand in this

Many hands have touched the sphere.

 

[Adr1anD]

I have to imagine we'll be seeing another update on a large* law YouTuber's stream soon.

* I'm not trying to imply that he has a lot of viewers.

Is this law stream large* enough?

 

[Redline of Sanity]

Well-formulated response by Jones (or whomever is advising his writing). I think in particular he creates a pretty good juxtaposition: Jones' filing is pretty well-reasoned and appropriately humble when it needs to be (e.g., acknowledging its not his place to tell the Court what authority it has) while Stebbins' filings continue to marinate in blithe arrogance (e.g., instructing the Court what he thinks it HAS to do, or accusing the Court of just being biased against him).

Also, apologies to everyone for my earlier Devil's advocacy where I thought that maybe Jones just sent him a bland digital signature for simplicity's sake. This is the risk of playing Devil's advocate - sometimes the Devil really is just that much of an idiot.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Is this law stream large* enough?

I'm a few minutes in, our resident Commander & Chief states his belief that Wereturkey is getting a "five-figure sanction but no jail time."
He did have a hand in Jarrod's reply, saying he had a "little bit of input".

Spectre states he helped write various points and found numerous cites but "left Jarrod to do the formatting." It seems so far its a mix of Jarrod's own work and Spectre supporting.

He particularly remarks that Jarrod made several arguments that surprised him with its quality and "wished he came up with it."

Spectre says "several people who fucking hate David" wanted Jarrod "to bring in immediate Rule 11 Sanctions" but "the purpose was to get this in front of the judge right here, right now, end of fucking discussion that David broke the law, before he could withdraw the motion."

Spectre says he came up "unclean hands" swipe as a reference to the Stebbins v Polano case, where Stebbins supposedly used the term often. Someone else wanted to call Stebbins an "ethical black hole" but unclean hands was chosen instead.