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the methhead who robbed a bank and somehow ended up on AEW TV
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The guy is trying to use the announcement of Vince McMahon's retirement to pretend he's still a credible journalist. Dude is nothing without Vince McMahon. If WWE ever goes down all together, I anticipate him coming to the realization he has no job left and is unable to do anything else.

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NotJewishWario said:
The guy is trying to use the announcement of Vince McMahon's retirement to pretend he's still a credible journalist. Dude is nothing without Vince McMahon. If WWE ever goes down all together, I anticipate him coming to the realization he has no job left and is unable to do anything else.

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He's probably also seething because the media won't be coming to him. They're hitting up Bryan Alvarez or Dave Meltzer. You know, Bix, people who can actually go out in public and not be confused for a cave troll.
 
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Idk what Bix is talking about because when something similar breaks in real sports it's usually the general news reporters who cover it rather than the sports crew for most part, and it should be that way really.

And also no one will ever talk to Bix about a traumatic sexual event seeing as he comes across as the kind of guy who will go home and jerk off over the story he was told.
 
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Do I Look Foolish said:
Idk what Bix is talking about because when something similar breaks in real sports it's usually the general news reporters who cover it rather than the sports crew for most part, and it should be that way really.

And also no one will ever talk to Bix about a traumatic sexual event seeing as he comes across as the kind of guy who will go home and jerk off over the story he was told.
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Did Vince retiring make him shit his pants again?
 
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Do I Look Foolish said:
It'd be funny is Vince replied and was nice to him, just to see Bix immediately change his tune :cunningpepe:
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It would not change a thing. Most of the people Bix has started feuds with over the years were fairly cordial and tolerant to him but eventually he lashes out at them for not agreeing with him 100% of the time, not giving him the money/attention he feels he deserves, or because it becomes more convenient for Bix to stab them in the back.

Moot point anyways. Even if Vince wasn't a raging asshole/debatable careercow, Vince hates talking with journos not being paid to promote him.
 
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Francis York Morgan said:
It would not change a thing. Most of the people Bix has started feuds with over the years were fairly cordial and tolerant to him but eventually he lashes out at them for not agreeing with him 100% of the time, not giving him the money/attention he feels he deserves, or because it becomes more convenient for Bix to stab them in the back.

Moot point anyways. Even if Vince wasn't a raging asshole/debatable careercow, Vince hates talking with journos not being paid to promote him.
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Sure, but it would be funny if Vince replied and started using Bix as his mouthpiece to air his griviences through and how much Bix would start suddenly ignoring things.

Granted this has about as much chance of happening as Scarlett Johansson knocking on my door tonight and offering me a blowjob.
 
I'm just curious if the board knows about the stuff that David did with Jordan Breen on Sherdog Radio Network back in the day. He did a bunch of MMA podcasts with Jordan.

Here's a link to a podcast he did with Jordan Breen outside of the Sherdog Radio Network called "Two Scoops."


 
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