Careercow David Bixenspan / Bix / davidbix / davidbixagain / CactusBix - Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm

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Bullet Club said:
Bix is drooling mad about the Hulkster, Dana and Trump.

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That first tweet is so fucking retarded. Like drinking apple juice with two hands levels of retarded.

The teleprompters are visible the whole time, there's no sound of them shattering, and they're clearly visibly intact. You can SEE the paths the bullets took when they grazed Trump's face. Besides, literally what difference would it make either way?
 
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Harm said:
That first tweet is so fucking retarded. Like drinking apple juice with two hands levels of retarded.

The teleprompters are visible the whole time, there's no sound of them shattering, and they're clearly visibly intact. You can SEE the paths the bullets took when they grazed Trump's face. Besides, literally what difference would it make either way?
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He seems to finally know the answer.

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Ricardo Canitrot said:
Every tweet of this faggot reminds me that he legit shits himself in public lmao
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It's always funny on Between The Sheets when Kris mentions something about someone shitting themselves at an indy show and Bix tries to deny it and defend himself.
 
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Nod Flenders said:
Bix is of course still mad over the fact that Hogan is a bigger draw than all of his indie darlings, and he knows it.
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Even the Japanese politician who went into wrestling (Shinichiro Kawamatsu) knows that and Hogan has endorsed to use his lariat finisher (Axe Bomber) he had there. Bix though always came off as just an American fan so he wouldn't know that. Hell, I doubt he even knows of Lion City Hit Girl.
 
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Bullet Club said:
Bix is more of a Tanny Mouse fan.
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I only know that name from Ice Ribbon. I tend to not watch a lot of Joshi's unless they also do intergender wrestling nowadays or some 80's and 90's stuff. I just stick with Stardom as they have most of the characters I like, and some Ice Ribbon. Maya Yukihi had a fun match against Chris Brooks, but he tends to have good matches against women. Women from the UK and Europe promotions tend to put on matches that are on par with what the men can do, probably due to them also wrestling men a lot. Kind of wish they would wrestle the old UK style. It would be entertaining to watch some woman "wrestle" like Catweasel. Though instead of looking like a kid diddler she'd probably look like a school shooter.
 
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That's almost good, but Mauler Harris was actually decent in the UK as unlike many wrestlers from the West, he understood their rules. He was also in better shape. Hell, Percy managed him at one time. I have some respect for what he did in the ring and one of the few black wrestlers who wont scream racism as to why they never got over. I have zero respect for Kamala Harris. She makes the Fictional character Kamala Khan look decent and she's utter shit as a new hero.

Also, Kamala had a match with Bryan Danielson. I almost forgot about that.
 
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Nigger Racism said:
Of all the shit that Meltzer got wrong over the course of so many years the best he could choose from is a fake mail from japanese MLW and some incident involving extras from WWE's developmental? Like, really?
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I only check this thread when I'm drunk but this reminded me of the time Bix started a thread on OLC titled "Dave Meltzer: Bad Jew?" because Dave once referred to a bar mitzvah as a confirmation. Bix should run with that one next time.
 
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Buddy of mine just pointed this thread out to me and, holy fuck man. That first image of Bix almost made me pass out twice from laughing so hard. If you ever wanted the definition of a living soyjack, look no further than Bix. Thank you for making this thread. And fuck you for almost killing me at work from the loss of breath.
 
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