Careercow David Leavitt - "Journalist", miserly scammer, MTG addict who enjoys trying to get retail workers fired

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David Leavitt is best known for astonishingly bad takes on Twitter that routinely get him ratioed. While it isn't known for whom he currently works, Leavitt considers himself a journalist and content reviewer. He has worked for CBS and Yahoo, among others, though he now mostly rants on Twitter. Most of his content is typical left-wing sperging, though every so often he unleashes a shitstorm upon himself that rivals one of the plagues of Egypt.

Ariana Grande

Leavitt made a tasteless joke after the Islamic terror attack at an Ariana Grande concert. The joke didn't go over so well, with a few clickbait sites writing about the furor he created.

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While he deleted the Manchester tweet, he didn't delete the Starbucks one. That ratio tho (s/a)

Anthony Bourdain

Leavitt's Ariana Grande tweet drew the ire of famed chef/TV host Anthony Bourdain. Levitt held a grudge, and when Bourdain took his own life the following year, Leavitt couldn't help but prove himself to be one of the worst people on Twitter:
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Target Tori

This is Leavitt's best-known incident. Desperate to validate negative anti-Semitic stereotypes, he went to a Target in Massachusetts where a toothbrush was priced at $0.01. When the employee at he register told him the listed price was incorrect, he called the police and took to Twitter to attempt to correct this grievous injustice.

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Tori's face sums up what everyone's thinking about this incident, but the internet was just about to begin parting Leavitt's cheeks like the Red Sea. Twitter promptly ratioed him, and users set up a GoFundMe (a) for Tori, who donated the proceeds to charitable causes.

Internet sleuths began digging into his claim that he hadn't been able to afford a dentist visit in three years:

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He also spent $300 on video games and shit at a yard sale:
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His ex-girlfriend heard about the incident and shared her experience of living with him:
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Heather got in contact with him about the incident, and he responded:
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By "stand up to the big corporation" he means "scam the big corporation out of money."

This isn't the first time Leavitt has taken to Twitter to put the weight of his following behind a scam.

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He also tried to get a free refill at McDonald's, then filmed and name-dropped the employee on Twitter to attempt to get her fired when she refused him:
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And Dunkin Donuts:
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Magic the Gathering

Leavitt has a crippling Magic the Gathering addiction, and that's where most of his money seems to go. Of course, being the money-pit Magic is, Leavitt figured he'd try his hand at making a few shekels from it.

It all began when StarCityGames, the world's biggest Magic the Gathering seller, blocked him on Twitter for being the asshat he is.

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Years later, StarCityGames ran a giveaway that Leavitt found himself unable to enter because he was blocked. He then decided to be an even bigger asshole and say he was gonna file a lolsuit over it.

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Leavitt owns thousands of dollars worth of Magic cards, enough to fund dental care for a neighborhood:

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Those nine cards add up to over $25,000.

Leftism

Much of Leavitt's posts are average blue-checkmark leftist ranting, but he did manage to get followed by Bernie Sanders:

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When I heard his story on Twitter, it never occurred to me that Leavitt could be a lolcow. I just read him as an entitled blue check mark. A silly little asshole. Notthing special.

Also, political sperging doesn't really amuse me.

But he accumulation of details, culminating in his Magic habit, makes this guy special. He is a villain straight from central casting. A monster dreamt of by anti semites. I will observe, with interest.

What I mean, is that Leavitt is a total joo. Shylock level. A cheap caricature of a miserly jew, who happens to be a journalist and pussy. He's member of my tribe, an instantly recognizable archetype.
 
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He works retail and treats retail employees like trash? I'm not sure what's more amazing the gall to do so knowing the suck that is Customer Service, or the fact he's lacking empathy to that level. It's like laying in bed dying during your chemo and wishing cancer on the mail man for being 5 minutes late with your amazon box.
 
He works retail and treats retail employees like trash? I'm not sure what's more amazing the gall to do so knowing the suck that is Customer Service, or the fact he's lacking empathy to that level. It's like laying in bed dying during your chemo and wishing cancer on the mail man for being 5 minutes late with your amazon box.
I just cant put my finger on it with this guy.
Im not saying hes a troll, but he certainly does what trolls do, and does it over and over again.
To me he just seems like a provocateur that enjoys causing trouble.
 
He works retail and treats retail employees like trash? I'm not sure what's more amazing the gall to do so knowing the suck that is Customer Service, or the fact he's lacking empathy to that level. It's like laying in bed dying during your chemo and wishing cancer on the mail man for being 5 minutes late with your amazon box.
Does he think that everything should be handed to him on golden platter?
 
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What a faggot. He'll make other retail workers lives hell but when someone confronts him at his retail job he just doesn't say anything or make eye contact like a puss.

I thought he was a journalist though, so why's he working at marshals?
 
Just read the Twitter thread from Tori. (She reminds me of the actress who played Saffron in Absolutely Fabulous and Sister Hammer in Fable 2) It's so sweet that people have looked out for her. Very touching and many are telling her to save a little for herself. She'll be smiling all the way to the bank with the money and it's all thanks to one douchebag's sperging.

Hes the Jack Thompson of retail lmao. When your ex girlfriend throws you under the bus.......
 
I dont think its too far of a stretch to assume he couldnt be a journalist anymore due things hes said
So working at a store isnt exactly so far from that.
But it does call into question WHAT this guy is. Again I cant put my finger on it.
I think he may be a failed journalist, turned twitter "journalist" who has to work retail for an income?
 
I heard about some reporter waiting until Anthony Bourdain was dead to fire back on Twitter, I didn't know it was this guy. Anthony Bourdain was almost universally loved, while this scheming kike will be forgotten in a few short years.

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This guy shits all over retail employees and makes their lives miserable, yet the nigger is a cashier himself?

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I'm so confused. Is he a journalist or a cashier at Marshalls?

Pretty much anyone can call themselves a journalist nowadays, so I'm guessing he got a couple opinion pieces published or something and that's his career in journalism. Either that or as others in the thread have said, he got himself blacklisted after the incredibly stupid Ariana Grande joke.
 
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Either he's a fantastic real-life troll just trying to fuck with people to get attention or he's so far up his own ass that's he's lost all self-awareness. Leaning towards the latter.
He probably started out as one but ended up as the second. Whole fighting monsters thing... but replace that with being a kike.
 
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