Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Army Burger]

The butthurt about Alison continues

 

[Jaimas]

What happens in the bad end? I have no plans to play it.

David tells the caller to fuck himself.

 

[AnOminous]

How is that even possible? It's nearly impossible to get fired from civil service.

Not just a civil service job. A civil service job in CANADA. That's exponentially worse.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

David S Gallant swearing at people on the phone is almost as funny as Chris Chandler getting fired for doing a Donald duck impersonation at Wendy's

 

[Ruin]

He keeps talking about his coworkers. What new job did he get after being fired by the call center?

 

[Coldgrip]

Just kill yourself, you faggot

Sempai isn't going to notice you David.

 

[HG 400]

He keeps talking about his coworkers. What new job did he get after being fired by the call center?

They like Milo so it's probably a sheltered workshop.

 

[AP 297]

He keeps talking about his coworkers. What new job did he get after being fired by the call center?

Likely a job that only exists in his mind and/or not worthy enough to list on his LinkedIn page.

 

[Army Burger]

David's been doing a ton of sperging today about the lack of female characters in games as well as some bitching about I Get Cucked Every Day

 

[BILLY MAYS]

David's been doing a ton of sperging today about the lack of female characters in games as well as some bitching about I Get Cucked Every Day

You know what game didn't have enough female representation? I Get Tyced Every Day.

 

[chimpburgers]

David's been doing a ton of sperging today about the lack of female characters in games as well as some bitching about I Get Cucked Every Day

That made me laugh so much that I changed the subtitle of the thread and put that in there.

 

[Army Burger]

That made me laugh so much that I changed the subtitle of the thread and put that in there.

It really fits, doesn't it?

His "game" currently has a 72% positive rating on Steam, in case anyone's wondering

 

[Ruin]

It really fits, doesn't it?

His "game" currently has a 72% positive rating on Steam, in case anyone's wondering

Socks no doubt.

 

[Ohoolihan]

Totalbiscuit videos are popular enough and inoffensive enough that someone sharing one with a coworker who likes games seems plausible, but for this person to follow it up immediately with Milo as if they have a checklist of things David hates seems a bit much. I'm leaning towards this never happened, but it could just as likely be that his coworker figured out who David is and is deliberately fucking with him.

 

[Coldgrip]

Totalbiscuit videos are popular enough and inoffensive enough that someone sharing one with a coworker who likes games seems plausible, but for this person to follow it up immediately with Milo as if they have a checklist of things David hates seems a bit much. I'm leaning towards this never happened, but it could just as likely be that his coworker figured out who David is and is deliberately fucking with him.

I think he's just trying to start drama to get views.

 

[Army Burger]

Stats for I Get Cucked Every Day. Since Steam takes 30% of sales, he's made just over $2K.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Just kill yourself, you faggot

In before Dave snaps and shoots up his co-workers on account of them being "goobergate sympathizers".

 

[AP 297]

Stats for I Get Cucked Every Day. Since Steam takes 30% of sales, he's made just over $2K.

It was on their front page for several days as a "new game". I am not entirely surprised.

I am surprised that Dave never thought to put his game on the most visited game purchasing site on earth until this very moment. He waited 4 years to do this.

 

[sgetti]

I am surprised that Dave never thought to put his game on the most visited game purchasing site on earth until this very moment. He waited 4 years to do this.

He originally planned to, but he made a big show of refusing to sell it there because Valve took a neutral position on Gamergate, rather than the frothing-at-the-mouth, drive-away-their-most-profitable-consumer-base anti position he apparently wanted them to take.

 

[AP 297]

He originally planned to, but he made a big show of refusing to sell it there because Valve took a neutral position on Gamergate, rather than the frothing-at-the-mouth, drive-away-their-most-profitable-consumer-base anti position he apparently wanted them to take.

Ah, so Dave is the cut off his nose to spite his face type. Strangely, I don't doubt it.

Anyway, good to see him sell out like an adult.