Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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> Thread is dead
> Most people have forgotten you entirely
> Participate in tranny jihad
> Reveal who you are, instantly reactivating your thread just to prove yourself to fellow trannies
> Entire following can now see your ass & read about your inability to wipe your ass

Lolcows. Lolcows never change. :story:
 
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Cable 7 said:
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Oh my fucking GOD, Gallant.

There's no possible way for me to express the sheer joy I feel that you've gone from embarrassing "ruined" assman to.........

I don't even fucking know... faggot Dr Robotnik? Fuck man, I have no idea, but you needed the humilation an active thread gave you, to keep you from... this.
:story: Bravo.
 
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As I recall the thread was mostly people laughing and then eventually feeling sad for David because he sounded genuinely pathetic even on Twitter - where most mild losers at least put on some bravado

Eventually half the regulars were begging he got off social media for his sanity's sake. Surprised he's still married considering he apparently slept with Zoe Quinn and showed the Internet his rather gross looking ass as well.
 
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Cable 7 said:
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This will never not be funny. It's like a parody of a parody of a troony lolcow. He is an incarnate humiliation ritual, a poster boy for 'don't believe your lying eyes'. Deep down, in the recesses his blank stare, is a reminder of a gentler time at the Farms: one where, for people like his personal Jeanne D'Arc, Alison Rapp, it was possible to quietly exit stage left. Now the rainbow suspenders have ginned him up to want the limelight again and we reap the benefits.
 
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Goddammit David.

All you had to be is NOT Grampa Simpson for one fucking minute.

Just not embarrass yourself.

Your not a fucking woman. You aren't in between. You're a goddamn guy who used to download and jerk off pictures of Asian girls showing their tits. You used to ask for advice for how to keep your cool around women.

You look like a faggoty Dr. Robotnik.

I swear to God, there's something wrong with Canada.

David, I know you're reading this...

Just fucking stop. Go back to security. Go back to not posting every fucking thing about your life online.

And for God's sake, grow out your hair, even if you have a bald spot. Grow out your hair, stop using lipstick and eye liner, and stop letting other people troon you the fuck out.

Your an embarrassment and I'm fucking embarrassed that I ever fucking knew you.

I'm so embarrassed I'm going to delete my fucking Twitter and Linkdin out of fear someone might associate myself with someone as faggoty as you.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Goddammit David.

All you had to be is NOT Grampa Simpson for one fucking minute.

Just not embarrass yourself.

Your not a fucking woman. You aren't in between. You're a goddamn guy who used to download and jerk off pictures of Asian girls showing their tits. You used to ask for advice for how to keep your cool around women.

You look like a faggoty Dr. Robotnik.

I swear to God, there's something wrong with Canada.

David, I know you're reading this...

Just fucking stop. Go back to security. Go back to not posting every fucking thing about your life online.

And for God's sake, grow out your hair, even if you have a bald spot. Grow out your hair, stop using lipstick and eye liner, and stop letting other people troon you the fuck out.

Your an embarrassment and I'm fucking embarrassed that I ever fucking knew you.

I'm so embarrassed I'm going to delete my fucking Twitter and Linkdin out of fear someone might associate myself with someone as faggoty as you.
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There's nothing wrong with Canada, this is a Western thing. Why do you think other countries think Western society is a joke? It doesn't matter if it's Canada, United States, Germany, it's all a sad pathetic joke. If this shit happened in say a Middle Eastern country they would just be threatened to either change their ways or they'd be killed. Just look at how emo people were treated in Iraq. It didn't matter if it was a fashion thing to the emos there, the Middle East brought assisted suicides to them.
 
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This makes me legitimately sad. Not because he doesn't deserve ridicule for this - he absolutely does, and more, because years hence he still hasn't addressed the core reasons he's fucking miserable in the first place - but because by all accounts he was something that almost no lolcow from his circle could be - so close to escape from the farm that he could have seen the sunlight on the grass on the other side of the fence.

His failure was always likely; the hallmark of lolcowdom is hubris and self-improvement is literally the hardest thing someone ever can do for themselves. But consider how often cows we cover never even get within striking distance. Daveykins gave himself the biggest L of all, and while this does give us the glory of a legacy cow returned from the grave, it also comes at the cost of him utterly shitting the bed once more.

In the end, David Gallant was cucked by David Gallant.
 
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