Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Army Burger]

And David still hasn't learned jack shit

 

[Hellfire]

@Dynastia You got him, Randi! Lots of salt about the Farms.

Spoiler: TW: Salt

Here's more of his salt over Five Fun Guys.

Spoiler: Five Guys Burgers and Fries

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Thanks for the screencap hellfire.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-7-2_18-59-22-png.111093/

This is proof that David S Gallant intentionally sabotages relationships, loves the drama, and literally masturbates to this thread. He is his own worst enemy.

Also hey David:

Now that I have your attention...

The only reason I'm not ratting you out to your boss is because it's way funnier to see you sabotage your life by yourself.

 

[Army Burger]

As opposed to the artwork for I Get Cucked Every Day, which is just so appealing to the eyes.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Coldgrip]

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David's autistic, isn't he?

 

[Army Burger]

David's autistic, isn't he?

Between him and Andri, what is it with the Norasphere not knowing how to clean their ass-crack properly?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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Holy shit.
Place your bets now folks:
Is David S. Gallant severely autistic, simply dumb as a bag of rocks, or was he kicked by or a horse at a young age? My bet's on being dumb

 

[AP 297]

Holy shit.
Place your bets now folks:
Is David S. Gallant severely autistic, simply dumb as a bag of rocks, or was he kicked by or a horse at a young age? My bet's on being dumb

At this point, I am going to guess kicked by a horse or loved the great taste of lead-based paint chips as a kid.

Really when he is posting stuff like this:

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It really makes me wonder what the hell he is thinking. There is no "taken out of context" for a tweet like this. There is no context you should ever publically tweet about your bathroom hygiene methods, topics you like to masturbate to, or yourself butt naked like he has.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm just at such a loss for words right now. After being fired for making a shitty "digital experience", you would think the Big Bratty Bitch of Brampton would be extra vigilant about what he posted online, but nope. He instead leaves ample proof as to why he's unfit for his job, and in the process, should be scaring off any future employers.

You made your bed, David, now lie in it. Preferably after you wiped.

 

[HG 400]

@Dynastia You got him, Randi! Lots of salt about the Farms

lol he asked his boss if Randi "Dynastia" Harper emailed them his nude pics or not I wish I could have seen that.

 

[Jaimas]

"Nora deserves better"

I'm not surprised he thinks this. David Gallant basically is a male counterpart to Nora. Slightly more successful and thrice as thirsty.

And speaking of David's thirstiness, he now has a lolcow wiki article. More citations are always needed so add your favorites.

 

[HG 400]

I just got a new job at a call center (well, a suicide hotline) and now I understand where David was coming from. I don't think his game is all that bad anymore.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

yes, david. you are the worst ally ever!

 

[Army Burger]

David continues to be cucked

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

David continues to be cucked

I have an explanation for you David.

You see, the people working at Twitter are too busy. They are sleeping at their desks, complaining about their superiors, and even making games about how shitty their customers are.

You have a lot of nerve demanding _anything_ as a consumer tbh.

 

[Jaimas]

I have an explanation for you David.

You see, the people working at Twitter are too busy. They are sleeping at their desks, complaining about their superiors, and even making games about how shitty their customers are.

You have a lot of nerve demanding _anything_ as a consumer tbh.

This level of Satire is beyond a man who claims civil disagreement is harassment and believes pointing out when someone is a sensationalizing idiot constitutes a hate campaign, but any legitimate harassment conducted by his associates is acceptable and should be embraced.

 

[AP 297]

This level of Satire is beyond a man who claims civil disagreement is harassment and believes pointing out when someone is a sensationalizing idiot constitutes a hate campaign, but any legitimate harassment conducted by his associates is acceptable and should be embraced.

We have to remind ourselves that this is a man who supports a person who hijack's twitter handles, creates fake bots that waste server space, and conducts actual campaigns of harassment towards people on twitter while Dave himself posts literally butt naked photos of himself, creates a game mocking one of his previous employers, tweets about masturbating to video game movements, and has now tweeted about how he wipes his ass.

Lets just say that subtly has long been out the window for this idiot.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm going to let you in on a little secret, David. The closer to home a tragedy occurs, the more deeply people are going to be impacted by it. A person in Toronto might be saddened if a bombing occurred in Baghdad, but it's not going to change their day-to-day life. It isn't rocket science, you know.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Y'know. If you're only gonna bring that up to rub it in peoples faces about how bad they are to make yourself look good, you never cared. Stop pretending like you give a shit about Baghdad. You know you don't.