Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Jake's Piercing]

I must admit, I have a picture on the internet where my ass is visible, it is however, not a selfie but rather taken by a professional photographer and is part of a photoshoot that people in general appreciate for the quality of the pictures and human physique of me and the woman in it.

No amount of rambling on twitter ever got me that.

Also, instead of crying about stuff you hardly know anything about (Apartheid), why don't you actually go live in South Africa for a while, no, even better, spend a few months in a ghetto in Mozambique or Niger. You'll lose some of that fat, and get a newfound respect for your own life as well as an assuredly decrease in posts about "BLM."

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

So we're "cowards" now? I can't understand this frame of mind really. Does Dave think that he is brave for blasting his thought process onto the internet like some moron? Has he earned a medal now for showing his ass to the public and publicly talking about his bathroom/masturbation habits?

I just don't get how someone who clearly has no shame could get so upset when people point and laugh. What a wuss.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

David, I was trying to be helpful regarding your beard. If you trimmed up the chin, grew out the sides, it would help frame your unfortunate fathead.
Right now it looks like some juggalo/biker abortion and accentuates how squash like your head is.
I don't really care about job advice or anything, because you already killed your career by posting nudes, shit talking your employers, and being publicly fired.

 

[Jubileus]

If limiting exposure of my ass to people paying handsomely for the privilege and the few folks I actually have been in relationships with rather than photographing it and attaching it to my real name on public social media is cowardice, then call me a yellow-bellied varmint. As opposed to the bald-assed variety that plays internet tough guy, of course.

Stay in school, kids. You too can photograph your doughy pasty gluteus, have it attached to your real name, and then compound your employability problem with incessant bitching about work, guaranteeing no good employer will ever give you a shot because you're a giant liability from the get-go. Education!

Sounds like Vordrak is trying to make a friend, too. That's adorable.

Now I saunter away because it's too easy to A-log some shit-tier call center hack lecturing me about needing schooling...

 

[Cynical]

Dave, you said you check the thread to make we haven't posted anything "harmful".

Rest assured, the only damning things you'll find here is your own acts of stupid, documented forever for any interested party to look at, and even after you shave the pedo beard, decide the SJW shit hasn't gotten you laid and never will, and realize that all your fat, hairy ass ever did was get fired due to being a dumbass and puttting said stupid in a pathetic excuse for a game, this thread will remain, and when you finally come to the conclusion your failure is your own fault, the records of your stupid will remain here forever, and all because you put it in public.

So hint for ya: You want to avoid "harmful" shit being posted here?

THEN STOP POSTING YOUR MASTURBATION HABITS AND OTHER EMBARRASSING SHIT FOR US TO RECORD.

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

"kids, kids, babies"

I am noticing a trend.

 

[Lackadaisy]

"kids, kids, babies"

I am noticing a trend.

Gallant confirmed for closet pedophile?

 

[Army Burger]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_C._Gordon

Ryan, it doesn't take much effort to find out where that movie was filmed, not to mention the fact that we already know where David works.

 

[Jaimas]

It matters little to me, or anyone else really, if you take our advice or not, man. Because even you know it's true, and judging by your like count, so does everyone else for that matter.

You do not matter to the cause you champion, and moreover, never will.

It won't matter what you sacrifice. It won't matter how much damage you do to yourself. It won't matter how much you put yourself on the line for it. You are an expendable asset and do not matter to those at the top of your movement, and you have already been pushed aside, because you have nothing they want. You don't have mainstream press or media connections, any influence you had you threw away by making yourself out to be infinitely more of an asshole than anyone in your opposition.

Take a good, long look at your fellows, David, and pay very close attention to the ones that openly self-destructed their own careers because, geniuses they are, they decided opposition to Gamergate and lionizing the likes of Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian were more important than their fucking careers:

Spoiler

1. Bob Chipman
Provably sot fired from the Escapist because he wouldn't stop his sperging about Gamergate in a time when collusion accusations had drawn an FTC probe to several sites, and, genius that he was, kept advocating the banning of anyone on the website that supported Gamergate because opposition to those who would criticize Anita and Quinn was more important than a job.

2. Ryulong
Got himself banned from Wikipedia because of his non-stop Gamergate sperging. Went to Rationalwiki thereafter, where even in friendly territory, he eventually got himself banned because of his non-stop Gamergate sperging.

3. Dina Abou Karam
A delusional sociopath who single-handedly cost Mighty No. 9 hundreds of thousands of dollars due to her Gamergate opposition and who essentially felt that anyone who disagreed with her politically should be banned, including people who backed the game. Went on to torpedo the project and antagonize supporters of it further when she was finally removed, hallmarking her as easily one of the worst community managers in the history of forums.

4. Geordie Tait
Got fired from Starcity Games after he advocated the Final Solution for Gamergate supporters. Subsequently got dismissed as "not a big deal" by....

5. Arthur Chu
Very bravely attacked a rape victim because a friend of hers was Pro-GG, pretty much exists to stoke the ego of Brianna Wu, and who was a suspect in a bomb threat directed towards a GG Meetup after he tweeted "THIS ENDS TONIGHT" on a public post, because he's a real masterclass.

6. Alex Lifschitz
Former boy-toy of Zoe Quinn. Despite having more money than god was kicked to the curb after he self-destructed his career by either talking shit about the agencies he worked for, causing them to realize he was an unstable prick, or for breaking non-disclosure agreements and making himself a liability to any PR department. Did this solely to white knight Zoe Quinn. After Quinn complained that he was never going to be able to get a job in "the industry" again, she left his ass because she had no further use for the guy.

7. Andrew Dobson
Despite ceaseless support for Gamergate opponents, has never and will never be recognized for his efforts.

8. Carolyn Petit
Infamous tranny working for IGN who got fired for low-scoring GTAV for "supporting White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy" and giving nothing but her own personal politics as reason for it. Expected to be martyred for this. Is responsible for what is, unambiguously, the single most-autistic thing several on this forum have ever read.

9. Dan Olson
Responsible for arguably the third-least entertaining show on Channel Awesome, but that's not why he's on this list, nor is his video series in which he repeatedly accused Gamergate of "terrorism" and claimed female and minority dissenters against Anti-GG talking points did not exist. No, Olson is on this list because he threw his lot in with Laurelai Bailey, who planted child porn on 8chan. And got caught for it. And in championing Anti-GG causes, essentially got exposed for being party to the distribution of child porn as a result.

10. Alison Rapp
IRL friend of Sarah Nyberg, and Nintendo of America employee who got caught moonlighting as a prostitute, leading to Nintendo firing her and openly declaring this to be the reason. In spite of this, the likes of you have declared that she got fired because Gamergate. Against all evidence and common sense.

This is just ten - out of fucking hundreds of people - who essentially either blew up their fucking professional credibility, outright shattered their own careers, or fucked themselves over in some fashion or another because opposition to Gamergate was more important than common-sense. At no point was this necessary; anyone involved could have just fucking ignored the controversy entirely and been absolutely fine barring the need to show their allegiances.

Fact is, though, with one exception that I can think of (Jim Sterling), virtually no one in Anti-GG emerged from the crucible smelling better for fist-fighting a bunch of spergy gamers and throwing their own credibility on the line. You were able to actually swallow your pride to get IGTCED out there, so you aren't stupid, David. Why you felt that sacrificing your own integrity for the sake of opposing a group of spergs online - a conflict that your ilk was destined to lose, because the opposition needed to do nothing but watch your side blow itself up over it - was necessary is beyond my understanding.

But it's even more baffling now that the dust has settled. You're treated like shit by your own side, often ridiculed by other Anti-GGers for your more outlandish behavior. Yet there you are, waist deep in the conflict, continuing to try to fight a battle that's been over for almost a year now, and only making yourself look worse in the process.

You owe your side nothing, and it will never care about you, but you've got the sort of mad certainty worthy of a religious fundamentalist. You deserve better than this, David. Christ.

 

[Begemot]

He is pretty salty. He thinks twitter is a variation of a diary.

He can't accept that being a white male ally is worthless, now. He has nothing to offer these people.

He's just another goony bearded true-believer. He's an unwanted foot soldier in a needless war.

Every time i get angry at politics I think about the norasphere and remember none of this really matters. Making politics your sole identity only creates pain.

 

[BlueChan]

Oh shit, I got implicitly mentioned by him!

Here's a quick tip, David: if you stop bringing up the Farms, we'll likely leave you alone.

 

[AnOminous]

This is just ten - out of fucking hundreds of people - who essentially either blew up their fucking professional credibility, outright shattered their own careers, or fucked themselves over in some fashion or another because opposition to Gamergate was more important than common-sense. At no point was this necessary; anyone involved could have just fucking ignored the controversy entirely and been absolutely fine barring the need to show their allegiances.

He doesn't really need to be told about these because if he were on that list he'd be at the top of it as the dumbest of those dumb motherfuckers, having nuked a cushy government job because of going out of his way to make sure his former employer knew he was dissing them in I Get Cucked Every Day, a shitty zero effort game you've already reviewed.

A stupid white man explains to a black African how he's not allowed to talk about apartheid in a way the white man disapproves of.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I like how with every passing page it gets indexed into Google and David gets pinged about how there's another twenty posts making fun of him for posting in public about how he wipes his ass and how he got fired from his job for ms paint drawings that dissed them and be passed off as a game. And how he jacks it to GG every day.

 

[Jaimas]

He doesn't really need to be told about these because if he were on that list he'd be at the top of it as the dumbest of those dumb motherfuckers, having nuked a cushy government job because of going out of his way to make sure his former employer knew he was dissing them in I Get Cucked Every Day, a shitty zero effort game you've already reviewed.

There's the rub though. Gallant is, by all accounts, at least of marginal intelligence. He's a fucking weird guy, but he should at the very least be able to understand cause-and-effect on such matters.

But he doesn't. And that goes a long way towards explaining his thread here. Never a Lolcow without hubris, as they say.

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

"I'll never be an anonymous coward"

"reeeee someone sent a mass mail and didn't protect me with bcc"

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Hey Mr. Gallant, since you're totally not bothered by what's going on here would you mind posting the email that "GG asshole who keeps trying to get [you] involved in his own personal war on KF" sent to you?

 

[HG 400]

The guys from a couple pages back who are openly conspiring to murder David in real life should probably knock it off.

 

[Begemot]

The guys from a couple pages back who are openly conspiring to murder David in real life should probably knock it off.

Agreed, it looks utterly immoral. It is not what Kiwifarms stands for.



We are only trying to redeem David Gallant from his current lascivious and erratic existence.

Because as it stands, now, I would say that David Gallant and other entangled members of the rat king are possibly part of a 'hate group' by the definition they use, considering the treatment of Total Biscuit and others.

I would say that is something we need to continually reiterate. That David Gallant, along with Nora Reed, is a sexual predator who is part of a sickening hate group that abused Total Biscuit's family.

 

[HG 400]

Agreed, it looks utterly immoral. It is not what Kiwifarms stands for.



We are only trying to redeem David Gallant from his current lascivious and erratic existence.

Because as it stands, now, I would say that David Gallant and other entangled members of the rat king are possibly part of a 'hate group' by the definition they use, considering the treatment of Total Biscuit and others.

I would say that is something we need to continually reiterate. That David Gallant, along with Nora Reed, is a sexual predator who is part of a sickening hate group that abused Total Biscuit's family.

I don't know about any of that I just think bomb-making instructions should be posted offsite.

 

[Army Burger]

Crossover with careercow Margaret Pless