Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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Patrick Buttman said:
Is there anyone in the SocJus circlejerk that hasn't blocked this sad sack?

Anyone got the deets on why Kuchera (i'm guessing this is the Ben he's referring to) cut off contact with this cuck?
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As it would turn out, people really, really don't want to associate w/ or look at your Twitter feed when you publicly share pictures of your ass and talk about your masturbation habits. It also really sucks if you want to link to it when you scout out jobs, since any potential employer not only knows many gross things about you AND that you like to complain about your job, on the job, and trash talk your employer/co-workers and that you're abysmal person to work w/!

It's funny, because for all of the crying he does about us, he spends most of his time being a bigger threat to himself than we are to him.
 
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Unless you want to see naked pics of Dave, hear about what he masturbates to, discover how he wipes himself after using the bathroom, or learn other horrible things about Dave that you most likely never wanted to know; then I would block him too and leave him to the professionals(Kiwi Farms) to watch him for you.

If Polygon wants to know what a "game developer" who uses bitmap and flash thinks, they can always ask us for David - since we are his tweet cataloging service. Most of us are strangely not on Polygon's block list.
 
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Hellfire said:
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Figuring out where Dave works is fairly easy.

We just had to remember he has:
  • No Skills
  • No Degree
  • No Experience except in Retail
  • Bad Reference from the Canadian Revenue Service
  • Abysmal twitter/social media profile
With those things in mind we can pretty much narrow it down to a shit job in retail quite possibly back at the same place he worked before he was a call center person for the Canadian Revenue Service. Call Centers most likely won't touch this fucktard after his video game and history with the CRS. No one in their right mind would hire Dave in any sales or professional capacity with his tweets and lack of skill, so it is either retail or food service.

My guess is a video games store at a mall somewhere. Maybe the electronics section of a Walmart or Target.
 
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SunLightStreak said:
Figuring out where Dave works is fairly easy.

We just had to remember he has:
  • No Skills
  • No Degree
  • No Experience except in Retail
  • Bad Reference from the Canadian Revenue Service
  • Abysmal twitter/social media profile
With those things in mind we can pretty much narrow it down to a shit job in retail quite possibly back at the same place he worked before he was a call center person for the Canadian Revenue Service. Call Centers most likely won't touch this fucktard after his video game and history with the CRS. No one in their right mind would hire Dave in any sales or professional capacity with his tweets and lack of skill, so it is either retail or food service.

My guess is a video games store at a mall somewhere. Maybe the electronics section of a Walmart or Target.
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I can do better than that. Remember how earlier it was mentioned that Short Circuit 2 had a scene that was filmed at the store he works at? A quick IMDB search says that a scene was filmed at a RadioShack (now The Source here in Canada) on Yonge Street, which means it's likely the one in the Eaton Centre.
 
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Army Burger said:
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I'm a big fan of "person who got fired for making a shitty digital experience and has learned nothing from said incident" person
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Dave, you're the guy getting salty over being shit talked because you discuss how you shit, posted naked ass selfie, and made a game so terrible it played a role in your firing from a job you fucked up due to sheer incompetence.

If you don't like us doing that, maybe you shouldn't share embarrassing shit on a public fora like Twitter.
 
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Since you're probably reading this right now, can I ask you something I've been curious about?

When you said that you thought of Gamergate when you spanked your wood, what exactly were you thinking about? Vivian James, their mascot? Mundane Matt giving Internet Aristocrat a reach-around? The hashtag itself? Also, do you still rub one out to Gamergate?
 
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if you're going to read every post and reply to it, why not just make an account

oh wait the whole point is to show the 5 people who bother to click your twitter how cool and not bothered you are

well congrats on breaking three whole retweets on your sick burn. cmon, we have a fancy rating system and people will give you all sorts of meaningless internet accolades to fill the empty void in your life.

edit: wait, looking back, even the jacking off to gamergate tweet got 3 retweets. i was going to call that a highlight but no, it's just another sad factoid that garnered more laughs than sympathy. i'm sensing a theme here.
 
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