Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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I get the impression that Gallant was one of those kids who ate lunch alone at school. Probably had to promise the assistant principle he wasn't going to shoot up the school* or An hero.

*Actually, I don't think Gallant has the balls to even stand up for himself, let alone go Rambo.

Army Burger said:
Red Cucktober here is definitely the biggest and most miserable cuck I've seen.
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:offtopic:, but your avatar is great bby:heart-full:
 
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Spudnik said:
I get the impression that Gallant was one of those kids who ate lunch alone at school. Probably had to promise the assistant principle he wasn't going to shoot up the school* or An hero.

*Actually, I don't think Gallant has the balls to even stand up for himself, let alone go Rambo.
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Sorta relevant:

I spent 10 minutes on his "interactive story" about getting into the games industry, based on his real life, that's on his webpage...

At one point you're sitting in a bar, where there is some gaming people get-to-gether, and there's one developer making the rounds that he really wants to talk to.

But gosh darn it! He's just too shy to say: "Hey I'm David, nice to meet you!"

His solution? Send him a tweet saying that he's in the bar and really wants to say hi, but he's too shy...

I was floored when I saw that. I can't imagine what it must be like to go through life being such a colossal pussy.
 
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Daveykins is still mad about us
 
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If anyone wants to take a shot at that stupid autobiography game, here's the link.

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This is from the second sentence in the entire game, and it says a lot about David.

All I have to say is: Yeah. That Fat Princess picture was pretty embarrasing, for reasons I'm not sure he wants to completely grasp.
 
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Hellfire said:
>needs $300 to get a certification
>buys a PS4
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David is an accountant.
He uses tranny logic for life decisions.
This explains who he interacts with online so much, the people unwilling to voice a sane opinion or strategy in dealing with ongoing life issues like paying bills, saving money, not making stupid financial decisions like buying toys when you have no real income to afford them.
 
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*Asterisk* said:
I quite like that my "nü-male" tag's finally taken its rightful place in this thread.

If your moral superiority comes from being the biggest cuck alive, even ugly trannies won't let you blow them for free.
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Powerlevelling here but what the hell...

When I was a kid/almost teenager, there were persistent rumours in my school and among my friends that there was a creep at the local mall, who'd pay kids two dollars to spit him in the face, and twenty dollars for peeing on him.

I never verified whether this krypto-deviant was in fact a real person who payed tweens to spit in his face or not.

But if the rumours were true, Gallant might just be tied for the title of the worlds biggest cuck.
 
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One thing I don't get about this cow...

His latest game is a re-release if I Get Cucked Everyday. Version 1.1! With improved graphics and Steam Trading Cards!

This has taken him what... Four years? Something like that?!?

Why doesn't he make some more games?!?

I mean, it would take what... A year or two to become decent in Obj. C or C++ no? Four years is enough to start coding in assembler for some people.

Ok, so he's not much of a coder... Gallant had the added disadvantage of learning Actionscript right when Flash sites tanking.

But the games he makes aren't terribly complicated, and the tools are super accessible. He could have downloaded Twine and cooked up dozens of titles by now.

Is this cow really that lazy?
 
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