Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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David reeing some more about that toxic Steam userbase
There is nothing ambitious involved in lying about whether or not features such as multiplayer would be in your game.

Gallant couldn't come across as more anti-consumer if he tried.
 
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What did David's dad do to be so hated by his son? Try to teach him to wipe sitting down?
Maybe his dad tried one too many times to encourage David to at least TRY in life. That probably triggered him pretty hard. I can't imagine any truly abusive parent would bother to take the time to check their kid's LinkedIn, so it may be dear old dad checking to see if his son actually accomplished a thing. He must've been sorely disappointed.
 
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I think we should have a open invitation for David's dad to join Kiwi Farms. :)
This is too much. It's target confusion. Are we supposed to point out how idiotic it is to use ones name on social media and then act surprised when people you actually know find your stuff? Should we mock the low-grade 'I'm a SJW so I have to have issues with my parents because literally everything that mildly annoyed me means they failed and abused me'
 
Maybe his dad pointed out he threw away his career and future to make a shitty game that no one played?
Just checking Davey's LinkedIn to see if he has accomplished anything since then, finding that Davey is a perpetual failure that is still getting cucked all the time, and so he pulls out some hard liquor and drinks, trying to forget that his son once had a chance and will now be no more than a welfare leech.
 
Maybe his dad pointed out he threw away his career and future to make a shitty game that no one played?
Just checking Davey's LinkedIn to see if he has accomplished anything since then, finding that Davey is a perpetual failure that is still getting cucked all the time, and so he pulls out some hard liquor and drinks, trying to forget that his son once had a chance and will now be no more than a welfare leech.

If he thinks it was bad when his dad read his LinkedIn, imagine when he reads his Kiwi Farms thread and sees his ass pic and realizes the fruit of his loins is an outright fucking lolcow.
 
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