Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Army Burger]

David, you admitted to not knowing how to wipe your own ass. That statement speaks for itself.

 

[Loxiozzz]

David, you admitted to not knowing how to wipe your own ass. That statement speaks for itself.

That pussy blocked me as soon as he replied to the first tweet. I can't see this on my account.

Little bitch.

 

[Army Burger]

The full extent of David's butthurt

 

[Loxiozzz]

Dave. I stopped following your thread about a month ago. You never blocked me because I almost never bother cows outside of their threads. I forgot you were a thing until Dynastia reposted your autism.

Contradictory

> "They dox people!"
> Doxes someone

You don't know how words or toilet paper work.

 

[Spudnik]

Don't worry Gallant, you have enough ass for all of us, porky.

Now screencap me cyber-bullying you or I'll Dox you so hard you wish you weren't born, swear on me mum

 

[Jan_Hus]

Gallant, it's pretty hypocritical of you to rail against what we do, when your clique does the exact same thing.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

Davey, Cuckster, Granpa Awesome's greatest mistake... we're only reminding you of what you were doing to TotalBiscuit.

By the way, I signed you up for pole dancing classes at the Brass Belles tomorrow evening. If you're going to be a cuck, you might as well learn how to use a pole.

 

[HG 400]

The full extent of David's butthurt

Holy shit.

> Dynastia says "lol ya we're gross and we love it"
> But other Kiwis have adamantly denied this
> HOW CAN THEY RECONCILE THIS COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

Maybe we're completely different people and have completely different opinions, you unbelievable idiot. Have you been hugboxing on twitter for so long that you've forgotten people can associate without thinking in absolute lockstep and aggressively culling the heretics every time there's a disagreement?

Maybe learn how to work toilet paper before you start on five dollar words like 'dissonance'.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

Could David be masturbating to this thread? Could this be his "Julaaay" moment?

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

@Tranny Dick Noballs You triggered him bigly!

I like how he calls us beyond anything reasonable when he posted a picture of his naked dirty ass online. Which is beyond stupid to anyone with who knows basic internet safety.

 

[Army Burger]

Could David be masturbating to this thread? Could this be his "Julaaay" moment?

How else is he supposed to get off? I mean, it's not like Ana has stopped cucking him

 

[Quasar]

David, you admitted to not knowing how to wipe your own ass. That statement speaks for itself.

The thing that I find most special is that he volunteered that information out of nowhere. That statement is the best example I've ever seen of someone's "maybe I shouldn't put this on the internet" filter being broken.

That being said, I've done some research, and I've got you covered Davykins!

How to Wipe Your Butt

 

[Army Burger]

The thing that I find most special is that he volunteered that information out of nowhere. That statement is the best example I've ever seen of someone's "maybe I shouldn't put this on the internet" filter being broken.

That being said, I've done some research, and I've got you covered Davykins!

How to Wipe Your Butt

It's amazing. The guy has taken no lesson from getting fired by the CRA. Something in his brain is broken. No sane person would mention such an idiotic fact about themselves.

 

[Cynical]

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Don't worry Gallant, you have enough ass for all of us, porky.

Now screencap me cyber-bullying you or I'll Dox you so hard you wish you weren't born, swear on me mum

I'm getting the impression he spells dox with two X's simply to spite us.

And he wonders why, like Boyd, we consider him a tantrum throwing child.

Also, if Gallant had the slightest bit of brains (yes, I know, :autism, he'd keep silent as to whether he was doxed accurately instead of handing us proof our doxing is getting to him.

 

[Jaimas]

You know, Kiwis, something dawned on me this morning. A lot of the cows we've had in the Rat Kings (I think we're up to four now, with ADF, Laurelai, Quinn, and Nora being the big four we cover now) can come shockingly, perhaps even tragically, close to self-awareness. They almost get to the point where they could, with effort, break away from the grip of social media and legitimately improve their lot. We saw it with Gallant, Nanners, and so on.

But they never improve. Even when the way is blatant and obvious, they never endeavor to take the steps. And it's never made any sense - why support a group that clearly views you as nothing more than a useful but ultimately expendable asset? Why back individuals who are clearly acting against your best interests? Why continue to believe, and worse, espouse the lies even after they've been pathologically disproven? At first, I wrote it off as simple ideology, but after some work, I think I've come to realize why this happens, and I can thank Dobbybear for ultimately being the Rosetta Stone behind this pattern of behavior.

The Rat King adherents have a fucking pathological addiction to moral superiority. Every single one of them. From Dobby's "STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP" to Gallant's pathological inability to accept that he was ever wrong despite being proven to have been involved in things far more heinous than he claimed Gamergate was doing. Each and every one of them believes that they are the most intelligent, capable, and important people around, and they each believe, based on this, that they have the moral authority to police everyone else.

They are, quintessentially, bullies, and they have to feel superior to someone, somehow. This drive to prove themselves "better" than others never actually involves them doing anything of praise that would be worth, indeed, acknowledging as better; instead they languish in mediocrity. If you look at Nanners, for example, I explained very distinctly why T-Runner didn't fucking work as a game, and where it did all right. I did the same thing with Gallant's magnum opus, which has good ideas but executes them badly and really didn't help his career any. None of them improved their shit any, or even showed any care to address even the simplest problems involved with their games (T-Runner still has menu problems on Windows platforms).

They shit out their content, they stop caring about it, and they hold it up as an example of how cool and devoted to the cause they are. In truth, however, they're a raging weal of personal insecurities and depression, and if Daveykins for example actually had to admit the consequences of his actions and the actual damage caused by what he did, he'd probably suffer a full psychological collapse. The content becomes less important than running interference for the usual suspects. They're used, but they are used willingly, like the domestic abuse victims you see on COPS who declare how much they love their abusers because they don't want to be alone.

But why would Davey censor my name? That actually hurts my feelings. He's certainly convinced me that his grandpa and mother needs to see the infamous thirsty ass picture.

The shock would probably jump-start Grandpa Awesome's Alzheimer riddled brain. I hope that in a moment of lucidity, he grabs a whip and beats the lazy out of Davey and make David S Gallant a man again.

Because your name has "tranny" in it, and the hivemind considers such terms haram.

 

[BlueChan]

I still don't understand why he can't grasp this simple concept:

If you don't want people on the internet to make fun of you, don't act like a complete moron.

 

[Splendid]

That pussy blocked me as soon as he replied to the first tweet. I can't see this on my account.

Little bitch.

Just use incognito mode.

 

[Army Burger]

More pants-shitting with Trooner Man

 

[Cynical]

More pants-shitting with Trooner Man

Whatever you want to believe, Ass-man.

 

[Army Burger]