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A simpering bottom bitch like Izzy with a poop chute like the Holland Tunnel.
Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist
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A simpering bottom bitch like Izzy with a poop chute like the Holland Tunnel.
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I'm sure his downtime from Twitter was ass-related. Everything with Davy is ass-relative. Actually, I'm sure Ana is just code for Anal.
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So, the mating call of George Lucas' creation lured the lesser-spotted greater Canadian Cuck (Davidae Gallantices) out of its shit-encrusted hole. 
Cucked by Star Wars?
Cucked by Star Wars?
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Why say "yes please" David? You could easily make such a game yourself! You are a game dev after all, on Steam even
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I don't see Ass Boy doing anything quaint or charming like that.
Look at the vomit that passes as "art" in I Get Cucked Every Day.
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His game was one of the first to make me realise "available on Steam" doesn't mean anything.
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That's because most people don't have the habit of doing incredibly re.tarded shit, David.
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He's gotten into No Man's Sky
From now on this style base is called Davey's Cuckshed, and its amenities include a huge stack of GamerGate pr0n and a machine that takes belfies automatically.
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Ah yes, it is well known that George Lucas was a proto-SJW whose primary target was white supremacy, what with his movies with an all-white main cast of heroes and a villain who was literally a big, black man.
This post made me realize how surprising it is that no one has compared David Gallant to Nick Bate yet. They talk about buttholes about as often and are both dangerous sexual predators by their own admission.
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Nick Bate actually managed to rape a small child. A small child would kick David Gallant's ass.
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I'm sure David knows the common struggles of a game dev who endeavors to find work only to wind up w/ a low paying EA job that is unfulfilling, pays peanuts, and will have working 80 weeks w/o overtime, all to get your foot in the door in an extremely competitive, cutthroat, and over saturated industry.
Oh wait, no he wouldn't. Because he's not a game designer. He's made one "digital experience." The closest he's come to a "struggle" as a "game designer" is losing his job because he's an idiot who made a game directly based on his job, and used work hours and equipment to upload said game.
This dumbass doesn't understand game theory and he acts like he's some authority on the industry.
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David, a rare example of someone who is both a jerk off and a fan of jerking off.
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He was getting mad at Totalbiscuit because Totalbiscuit posted a video. Because you know, David gets off to harassing terminally ill people.
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Still butthurt and jacking off to Ian Miles Cheong.
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For someone who gets owned 24/7, David really seems to not know the definition of that word