Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

I love how the idea of homeownership by 30 is just so alien to him, like he cannot comprehend it. In his mind, it's lumped in with such boasts as "my uncle works at Nintendo!" and "I'm a stable well-adjusted member of society!"

It is a fantasy for him. He threw away a white collar government job for nothing and has been stuck at a dead end retail job for 4 years now.
And it's not like he has prospects.
His ass picture is the first thing you see when you google him and he publicized exactly why he was fired. It's not quite Ali's salt the earth tactic, but it's going to be hard for him to ever find a better job.
 
His ass picture is the first thing you see when you google him and he publicized exactly why he was fired. It's not quite Ali's salt the earth tactic, but it's going to be hard for him to ever find a better job.

It wouldn't be much better if the first thing you saw was I Get Cucked Every Day.
 
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Dear God, he looks like Richard Jones before he trooned out

He does huh? Now I can't unsee that.
I personally can never decide if he looks more like Abe Simpson or Sponegbob's pineapple house. I really don't understand his hair choice. But I guess when he can't even wipe his ass right, shit hair is the least of David's life conundrums. Cucked by male pattern baldness and poor genetics.
 
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