Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Jaimas]

Autism is an "ableist slur."
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Cow crossover. You haven't killed yourself yet, Aaron?

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Maybe he needs a reminder of who he got cucked with and dumped for.

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You know, Daveykins, I know that you're predisposed to immediately backlash against any advice you're given, especially when it comes from people or groups you've already determined to be scum, but... It really is kind of glaring how like 15 different Kiwis in this very thread told you the exact way to not be covered here anymore, with in-depth explanations for doing so, and why you should consider doing so in a way even a raging autist like you can comprehend.

That's the reason that everyone here treats you with giggling fucking contempt now. Every single time you've been given advice, even if it is solid and involves something as simple as distancing yourself from people who already treat you as a dangerous thoughtcriminal (Quinn, Harper, and Lifschitz will never accept you back, for the same reason they will never accept Olson, Nanners, or SecretGamerGrrl; you are an ally of someone they fucking hate (Nora) and you are toxic to their reputations), you won't even consider it. In fact, you'll even double down, backlashing on anyone stupid enough to talk to you like an adult, lest they be someone who leads you further away from the path of being not a fucking lolcow.

No one is going to have sympathy for the guy who consciously and deliberately shoves his dick in an electrical outlet, David, and that's what you've been doing, over and over and over.

 

[Hellfire]

Can you imagine David's version of Custer's Revenge with his complete shit "art style"?

David gets cucked in three tweets.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Dave, don't post information on the public Internet that you wouldn't disseminate to people on the street.
If you wouldn't hand out pictures of your ass at the local market, then don't do it on the Internet.

Also, you really need to learn to not use the time other people pay for to work on your private ventures.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Horny virgins are going to be surprised when they see Laura's "vagina."

 

[Army Burger]

I Get Cucked Every Day is on sale for $1.50 CDN on Steam. Still not worth it.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Davie Butt-Sharer is orbiting that collapsing star of lunacy, Rebecca Hernandez-Gerber, who is currently shrieking about Brianna Wu being the Ultimate Ableist Evil and how people in her DMs are totally not on her side (thatreallyhappened.jpg). His contribution:

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He seems awfully self-impressed with using stupid image filters and not bothering to put on a shirt, doesn't he?

A picture of Mr. Potato Head flipping a mustachioed bird.

That'll teach those big meanies to laugh at your friends Dave

 

[Army Burger]

I just had an epiphany.

You're a faggot.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

You know, Daveykins, I know that you're predisposed to immediately backlash against any advice you're given, especially when it comes from people or groups you've already determined to be scum, but... It really is kind of glaring how like 15 different Kiwis in this very thread told you the exact way to not be covered here anymore, with in-depth explanations for doing so, and why you should consider doing so in a way even a raging autist like you can comprehend.

That's the reason that everyone here treats you with giggling fucking contempt now. Every single time you've been given advice, even if it is solid and involves something as simple as distancing yourself from people who already treat you as a dangerous thoughtcriminal (Quinn, Harper, and Lifschitz will never accept you back, for the same reason they will never accept Olson, Nanners, or SecretGamerGrrl; you are an ally of someone they fucking hate (Nora) and you are toxic to their reputations), you won't even consider it. In fact, you'll even double down, backlashing on anyone stupid enough to talk to you like an adult, lest they be someone who leads you further away from the path of being not a fucking lolcow.

No one is going to have sympathy for the guy who consciously and deliberately shoves his dick in an electrical outlet, David, and that's what you've been doing, over and over and over.

tl;dr we've been talking about his ass for over 90 pages for a reason.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

David! Just a friendly reminder, that you're still a worthless cucked faggot. Happy holidays!

 

[gorky]

That work excuse is really weak. David, just admit you're a lazy useless slob and can't be bothered to do anything. Work being busy is not the reason you haven't done anything for 4 years since your 'game' was released.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Fine, fine. You want a selfie? Here you go.

Spoiler

 

[Jaimas]

Fine, fine. You want a selfie? Here you go.

Spoiler

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They say that under Boldy's chicken mask is another mask.

Also one of the reasons less people use their actual faces here, Daveykins, is because some of us are concerned about you jerking off to us. You kind of have a history.

 

[Army Burger]

You gotta love how Daveykins calls us cowards for being anonymous when you think about the fact that he could've kept his job with the CRA if he published the game anonymously.

 

[Hellfire]

David and Sam Schinke try to circle jerk, Sammy is still butthurt about Gamergate.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

If Davey locked his account, he would be right. Only the people he approves of could see his posts. But he doesn't want to do that. He craves those sweet, sweet asspats from strangers. He wants everyone to know.

 

[heathercho]

I'm asian Davey, we all look the same. But since you're asking, I'll link a selfie.

Spoiler: I'll even take it in a style you can understand.

No need to thank me David, but you can included my selfie in your next game. After all you want "diversity" in stuff to be "shoved down your throat", right? I mean that's what you re-tweeted the other day. Next time try a bit harder and make much asian ok?

 

[randomfarmer]

There you have it.
Speed of light is 299,792,458 metres per second.
Speed of sound is 340 metres per second.
Speed of faggot is 15 minutes. No distance. Just time.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Davey wants a selfie?

Spoiler

 

[MysteriousStranger]

So, wait. He thinks publishing his personal shit to the world isn't indiscreet, because the world could choose to ignore it? Am I getting this right? Also, he thinks it's cowardly not to be indiscreet with your real ID?

Jesus Christ. Some people are woefully ill-prepared to survive in [current year].

 

[Quasar]

Is it just me, or does Davykins seem a lot more angry and bitter since he came back from his Twitter sojourn?

I guess having only one person (other than us spergs) notice he was missing would piss him off, but he definitely seems even more unlikable now