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Six feet of dirt is the only way to truly cover that hairline, David.
Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist
- Thread starter chimpburgers
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Cucked by death
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- Oct 24, 2015
David stays up late and dreams of being a fat, unemployed neckbeard that doesn't know how to wipe his own ass instead of a balding, fat, employed neckbeard that doesn't know how to wipe his own ass.
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- Nov 28, 2015
Fat white jesus should not be a thing, ok?
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- Feb 26, 2013
Looks like there's mold on his second chin.
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- Feb 26, 2013
Jesus dined for our sins.
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- Feb 10, 2015
Jesus looks like he ate the Father and Holy Ghost.
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- Sep 7, 2016
That's the face of someone who doesn't know how to wipe his ass, "kids".
Cucked by Kodak.
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Cucked by male pattern baldness.
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- Nov 27, 2015
Here we have a nigga fella that couldn't even be suburban Metal (or even glam rock chique), because he was born a cucked cunt (cucked in the womb)
Christ! That double chin.... You could hide an abbo in there....
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Here we have a nigga fella that couldn't even be suburban Metal (or even glam rock chique), because he was born a cucked cunt (cucked in the womb)
Christ! That double chin.... You could hide an abbo in there....
I like how his neckbeard has another neckbeard of its own. Because he's fat.
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- Nov 27, 2015
And Cuck Jesus probably thought this was his most flattering and slimming selfie. Nigga must have been a hairy landwhale...
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That is the look of a man who claims to be a top-ranked "competitive Munchkin" player, and screams about playing with off-brand dice.
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Dave has been hanging around with the trannies too long.
"He gives you this look"
TRIGGERED!
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- Aug 16, 2016
That's what a younger Paul Giamatti might have looked like if he had been kidnapped and kept in a shipping container for four years.
What happened in your life that resulted in you just not giving a shit anymore, Dave?
Hell no, Dave, we (and especially I) have no shame over what we do, which is to point out that the emperor is naked and laugh when he keeps trying to insist he doesn't feel a draft over his naked, unwiped ass.
Shame is good, it reminds people they've done silly stuff they need to work on not repeating, lest they feel more shame because they can't handle their own foolishness coming back to haunt them.