Careercow David Tanny

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Show some respect for this comedic and musical genius.

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Looks like someone needs to watch the Frog.
 
My favorite song from this guy. It's an ode to boobs from someone who hasn't touched any.

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^Yeah, the supporting vocals in that song are amazing :lol:

He either writes songs about what he thinks will be popular (boobs, sex, celebrities, etc.) or his own boring interests (like demented music or TV).

I think my favorite song is "At least I know how to fuck." ED says it best: not only is he 50 years old, he's also a liar.

I also like "Hello Mila" for its absolute creepiness. Mila Kunis probably does get a lot of creepy letters from old manchildren like Tanny.
 
So its pretty much confirmed that David hasn't worked in probably over a decade, right?

He's so internet 1.0.
 
The Hunter said:
sparklemilhouse said:
He's so internet 1.0.
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Good lord, that went so well with your current sig.
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He is though! With his stupid geocities looking webpages, his love for comic sans, and I think he was posting on demento news groups as of just a few years ago.
 
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Aww, and here I thought he'd have posted something new. Guess not!

GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I also like "Hello Mila" for its absolute creepiness. Mila Kunis probably does get a lot of creepy letters from old manchildren like Tanny.
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That song was awesome!

"...You make a certain man-part throb in pain..."

Is it the butt?
(Dracula's voice from Castlevania:SotN)
FOR WHAT IS BUTT, IF NOT A PART OF A MAN?
 
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If he was trolled by "women" I'm sure it would be out there. I guess most people thought he wasn't worth trolling too much. ]:(P
 
OH HAPPEE BOY LUHH LUHH LUUUUUUUHHHH

Hey, I find the Geocities-eqsue thing kind of endearing. (god, how I fucking loath everything looking like a fucking ipod, GET SOME ORIGINALITY, taking forever to load, all of these goddamn fucking widgets, javascript, everything being plugged into facebook, ads, popups, god knows what else. Yes I use NoScript. Some sites are too much trouble to visit with it on)

Anyway, I think I recall someone having a nightmare about being chased through a series of spooky black hallways, being pursued by LUHHH LUUUH LUUUUUUUUUUHHHH
 
shutupman said:
Totally forgot about this guy. I used to make him rage on last.fm
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Heh, could you elaborate on that?

David's pretty much a virgin, right? Or the very least, hasn't had sex in so long that he's reverted back to being a virgin? At least, he was still one when he was 35:

Hi, as if anyone cares.
I am 35 a low-paying job I have no money to spare I drive an econobox I have no insurance I work 14 hours a day I have no time for a social life I just sleep when I am not working. I watch TV I watch sitcoms, reruns, news, and late night talk shows I would go to see movies and sports, but they cost money, and I cannot afford it.I am straight single a virgin I have no girlfriend, never had. I never had a date I don't talk much. But this post is already way too long. I have a learning disability I don't do drugs I don't smoke I like Z90, 92.5, and 91X Are you interested? Didn't think so.
Bye.
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AHHHH THIS VIDEO. BROKEBACK MICE:

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Fialovy said:
My favorite song from this guy. It's an ode to boobs from someone who hasn't touched any.

[youtube]2cCw0yA4iJo[/youtube]
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This song kinda reminds me of that band They Might Be Giants. If he was talking about anal sex instead of boobs, Nick Bate would probably be all over this stuff.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
shutupman said:
Totally forgot about this guy. I used to make him rage on last.fm
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Heh, could you elaborate on that?
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There was some drama a few years ago where it came to light that Tanny was complaining to last.fm staff, then going around saying he doesn't even use the site. I pretty much called him out on his bullshit and he went into full tard mode.
 
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