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A-Stump said:
sparklemilhouse said:
https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topic/rec.music.dementia/F-NChp00HBM

Oh honey, nobody cares. Also me wonders if he IS autistic because of his experience seeing batman.
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The link doesn't show anything. Could you recap or make a screencap?
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Stupid google groups. This is a newsgroup posting from 2009:

David Tanny Newsletter
What I did in the month of June.
Date in History: June 24, 1989 - the last time I ever went into a movie theater. I saw "Batman." After the bad
experience with the audience, who just wouldn't shut up, I vowed never to go into a movie theater ever again.

Date in History: June 15, 1978 - graduated from Patrick Henry High School, finally free of the place where ego students
run amok with sports hobbies and annoying chicks you avoided because they interferred with your graduation goals.

Scrabble on Facebook: finally beat somebody at that game.

Twitter: updated my picture in a green hue. Up to 37 followers (deleted 10 of them because of abuse).

Myspace: got over 1,400 friends.

Latest weigh-in: 6/21/09...247 pounds. Need to reach 239 to eat one meal at Carl's Jr.

Waste of time highlights: watched some Warner Brothers cartoons in Spanish on XEWT 12 Tijuana one Saturday afternoon.

Streaming shows: Listened to dance mixers on ipartyradio.com Saturday night.

Sirius XM: Listening to Casey Kasem's 70s and 80s countdown shows. Casey retires from counting down the songs on July
5th.

Podcasts listened. Bits from DJ Particle's Dementia Top 20, Bofore Radio, and BADave. Unfortunately I don't have time to
listen to the whole shows.

TV Watched: David Letterman giving us updates on campaigns to get him fired. Spanish-language action and sports shows
from Tijuana's networks, and Telefutura.

Quit: watching Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien and Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel. Watched some bits of their shows on the
Net.

Radio shows listened: Roger Hedgecock, Jack Rice, Steve Yuhas, Beatles Brunch, Bob Marley and Friends.

No Dr. Demento on USENET because my source didn't get the show.

Worked with a chatterbox at my workplace who just wouldn't work and just talked and talked while loudly whistling the
"S"'s to the point where I wanted to get a baseball bat and shut her up for good! She thinks she's on The View. Also,
the bitch assistant manager was demoted. Work sucks, but I need the bucks.

Putting together new songs for my podcast shows "The David Tanny Show" and "Dave's Music Notes" from the source
podsafemusicnetwork.com and others.

Happening now but not attending: Del Mar Fair. Can't eat those weird fried mystery meats that they're cooking!

Entering month 38 of being retired from and no longer caring about prime time network television. Program all of the
garbage you want. I won't watch.

Got a Haier portable digital TV at Target this month. Come August, I can watch the NFL football games on the local
channels while I'm away! My old analog TV I got in 1995 just gets the Tijuana analog channels. Have to learn Spanish
nowadays.

Listen to Tanny Radio!
DFSX Powered By Live365: http://www.live365.com/stations/davidtanny - playlist changes three times a month.

The David Tanny Show Podcast: http://www.gcast.com/u/davidtanny/ - Now 16 hour long shows to download and listen to on
your portable MP3 player.

Dave's Music Notes Podcast: http://www.gcast.com/u/davidtanny/davesmusicnotes - Now with 113 20-minute podcasts
featuring interesting, cool, and listenable music that's not designed to be funny or demented.

The Mad Music Comedy Zone: http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/mmcz.aspx - latest shows include Rainbow Pride, Summertime,
Father's Day, and a monthly Steve Jarrott Show

DFSXRadio Group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=46687558016 - let's get this group up to 1,000!

DFSX Mailing List: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dfsxradio/ - dormant for some time because I lost the password, but
will be returning as soon as I can dig it up from my backup CDs.

Buy Some David Tanny Stuff!
320kbps MP3 Page http://www.davidtanny.com/9000.htm

Yes Parking Anytime CD: http://www.davidtanny.com/9100.htm

This Side Up CD: http://www.davidtanny.com/9200.htm

No Static on Channel 3 CD: http://www.davidtanny.com/9300.htm

Rap With Howard with Mike Hayward 2008 Edition http://www.davidtanny.com/9400.htm

Stupid Audio MP3 Sets: http://www.davidtanny.com/9800.htm

Just Make a $$$ Donation!
DFSX Radio: http://www.davidtanny.com/5000.htm

David Tanny: http://www.davidtanny.com/1100.htm

Listen to David Tanny Samples!
David Tanny on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/davidtanny

David Tanny Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/David-Tan ... 1012?ref=s

Yes Parking Anytime on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Yes-Parking-Anyti ... B001EN45JY

Soundclick: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_mu ... dID=281719

CD Baby: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/davidtanny

The Mad Music Archive MP3s: http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/artis ... istID=6109

Podsafe Music Network:
http://music.podshow.com/music/listener ... h+Keywords

Garageband: http://www.garageband.com/artist/davidtanny

Last FM: http://www.last.fm/music/David+Tanny

iLike: http://www.ilike.com/artist/David+Tanny

iLike Facebook App: http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/David+Tanny

I Heart Music: http://www.iheartmusic.com/new2/artists/i/215721

How To Stalk David Tanny!
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/davidtanny

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/davidtanny

Madspace: http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/madspace.aspx?id=98

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/davidtanny

Misc!
Dementia Wiki: http://dementiawiki.wikispaces.com/David+Tanny
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_X9UuSly5M If you really, really hate your family you should have this on this holiday season.

Also, its very telling because it's him bitter at Christmas. He mentions several times he's poor, doesn't have a buck, and that he's going to have to leave town in a truck. That's pretty sad all things considered but what's sadder is the autotune, oh God and the bear, my ears.
 
There is a archived clip of Tanny calling a Dementia community podcast, only to be hilariously told off by the host because he had been talking shit and badmouthing the same community just days earlier.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
A-Stump said:
sparklemilhouse said:
https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topic/rec.music.dementia/F-NChp00HBM

Oh honey, nobody cares. Also me wonders if he IS autistic because of his experience seeing batman.
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The link doesn't show anything. Could you recap or make a screencap?
Click to expand...

Stupid google groups. This is a newsgroup posting from 2009:

David Tanny Newsletter
What I did in the month of June.
Date in History: June 24, 1989 - the last time I ever went into a movie theater. I saw "Batman." After the bad
experience with the audience, who just wouldn't shut up, I vowed never to go into a movie theater ever again.

Date in History: June 15, 1978 - graduated from Patrick Henry High School, finally free of the place where ego students
run amok with sports hobbies and annoying chicks you avoided because they interferred with your graduation goals.

Scrabble on Facebook: finally beat somebody at that game.

Twitter: updated my picture in a green hue. Up to 37 followers (deleted 10 of them because of abuse).

Myspace: got over 1,400 friends.

Latest weigh-in: 6/21/09...247 pounds. Need to reach 239 to eat one meal at Carl's Jr.

Waste of time highlights: watched some Warner Brothers cartoons in Spanish on XEWT 12 Tijuana one Saturday afternoon.

Streaming shows: Listened to dance mixers on ipartyradio.com Saturday night.

Sirius XM: Listening to Casey Kasem's 70s and 80s countdown shows. Casey retires from counting down the songs on July
5th.

Podcasts listened. Bits from DJ Particle's Dementia Top 20, Bofore Radio, and BADave. Unfortunately I don't have time to
listen to the whole shows.

TV Watched: David Letterman giving us updates on campaigns to get him fired. Spanish-language action and sports shows
from Tijuana's networks, and Telefutura.

Quit: watching Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien and Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel. Watched some bits of their shows on the
Net.

Radio shows listened: Roger Hedgecock, Jack Rice, Steve Yuhas, Beatles Brunch, Bob Marley and Friends.

No Dr. Demento on USENET because my source didn't get the show.

Worked with a chatterbox at my workplace who just wouldn't work and just talked and talked while loudly whistling the
"S"'s to the point where I wanted to get a baseball bat and shut her up for good! She thinks she's on The View. Also,
the bitch assistant manager was demoted. Work sucks, but I need the bucks.

Putting together new songs for my podcast shows "The David Tanny Show" and "Dave's Music Notes" from the source
podsafemusicnetwork.com and others.

Happening now but not attending: Del Mar Fair. Can't eat those weird fried mystery meats that they're cooking!

Entering month 38 of being retired from and no longer caring about prime time network television. Program all of the
garbage you want. I won't watch.

Got a Haier portable digital TV at Target this month. Come August, I can watch the NFL football games on the local
channels while I'm away! My old analog TV I got in 1995 just gets the Tijuana analog channels. Have to learn Spanish
nowadays.

Listen to Tanny Radio!
DFSX Powered By Live365: http://www.live365.com/stations/davidtanny - playlist changes three times a month.

The David Tanny Show Podcast: http://www.gcast.com/u/davidtanny/ - Now 16 hour long shows to download and listen to on
your portable MP3 player.

Dave's Music Notes Podcast: http://www.gcast.com/u/davidtanny/davesmusicnotes - Now with 113 20-minute podcasts
featuring interesting, cool, and listenable music that's not designed to be funny or demented.

The Mad Music Comedy Zone: http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/mmcz.aspx - latest shows include Rainbow Pride, Summertime,
Father's Day, and a monthly Steve Jarrott Show

DFSXRadio Group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=46687558016 - let's get this group up to 1,000!

DFSX Mailing List: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dfsxradio/ - dormant for some time because I lost the password, but
will be returning as soon as I can dig it up from my backup CDs.

Buy Some David Tanny Stuff!
320kbps MP3 Page http://www.davidtanny.com/9000.htm

Yes Parking Anytime CD: http://www.davidtanny.com/9100.htm

This Side Up CD: http://www.davidtanny.com/9200.htm

No Static on Channel 3 CD: http://www.davidtanny.com/9300.htm

Rap With Howard with Mike Hayward 2008 Edition http://www.davidtanny.com/9400.htm

Stupid Audio MP3 Sets: http://www.davidtanny.com/9800.htm

Just Make a $$$ Donation!
DFSX Radio: http://www.davidtanny.com/5000.htm

David Tanny: http://www.davidtanny.com/1100.htm

Listen to David Tanny Samples!
David Tanny on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/davidtanny

David Tanny Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/David-Tan ... 1012?ref=s

Yes Parking Anytime on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Yes-Parking-Anyti ... B001EN45JY

Soundclick: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_mu ... dID=281719

CD Baby: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/davidtanny

The Mad Music Archive MP3s: http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/artis ... istID=6109

Podsafe Music Network:
http://music.podshow.com/music/listener ... h+Keywords

Garageband: http://www.garageband.com/artist/davidtanny

Last FM: http://www.last.fm/music/David+Tanny

iLike: http://www.ilike.com/artist/David+Tanny

iLike Facebook App: http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/David+Tanny

I Heart Music: http://www.iheartmusic.com/new2/artists/i/215721

How To Stalk David Tanny!
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/davidtanny

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/davidtanny

Madspace: http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/madspace.aspx?id=98

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/davidtanny

Misc!
Dementia Wiki: http://dementiawiki.wikispaces.com/David+Tanny
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So much autism.
 
God these songs are so fucking unfunny, I don't even get what most of the jokes are supposed to mean! lol I guess its supposed to be "funny" because its random?
David Tanny's comedy is as unfunny as a holocaust documentary.
 
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All he talks about is television. I'm guessing that's the closest he has to a friend.
 
I was curious and he still posts the facts nobody cares about on the demento newsgroup to this day.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum ... c.dementia

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/rec.mus ... USySF6L1QJ

The I Still Get Demented Radio Show #13-49
* Welcome to the Funderground!
* 35 Years of Novelty Experience, 20 Years of Playlist Experience
* 10 Years of Doing Dementia Wrong!
* Date: November 23, 2013 (madmusic.com airdate November 20, 2013)

* Stream it now!
* http://www.madmusic.com/playlist.aspx?show=ISGD-13-49
* Subject: 50th Anniversary of Dr. Who/Clearing Out The Queue!
* Nov 28: Special: Ultimate Thanksgiving and Arbitrary Top Five!
* Nov 30: Hanukkah/Winter/Clearing Out The Queue!
* Dec 7: Holidays in Funmentia
* Dec 14: Holidays in Funmentia
* Dec 21: Holidays in Funmentia
* Dec 25: Holidays in Funmentia
* Dec 28: ISGD Top 100 of 2013 Part 1 of 2
* Dec 31: ISGD Top 100 of 2013 Part 2 of 2
* Jan 4: new funny songs since late November
* Below are tenative subjects and dates
* Jan 11: 1964
* Jan 18: Mike Zuccaro takes over part 2
* Jan 25: The 50th Anniversary of Beatlemania I of III
* (Part II for Feb 8, Part III for Feb 22)
* Feb 1: Mike Zuccaro takes over part 2
* Feb 15: Presidential (no election songs)


The ISGD Pre-Show: Demented Datebook and More - ISGD
* Dave's Demented Birthdays and History! See more facts and stuff at
* http://today.davesfunstuff.com/640.htm
* Now with the Holiday Almanac, This Dave in History, and Random Quotes!

* Nov 25: In 1940, the cartoon character Woody Woodpecker made his debut in the animated
* short "Knock Knock."
* In 1966, The Beatles recorded this Christmas tunes in a studio at Dick James House.
* Recording: `Pantomime: Everywhere It's Christmas'. That's for their "Fourth
* Christmas Flexi" fan club vinyl disc.
* Nov 26: In 1976, The Sex Pistols released their debut single "Anarchy In The U.K."
* In 1993, Penn and Teller perform the world largest (if not stupidest) card trick on
* "Late Show with David Letterman." "Pick a card any card," on a grand scale: the
* cards are steel, and so heavy the madmen of magic must use forklifts to shuffle them.
* Nov 27: In 1974, another novelty song became a No. 1 hit as Carl Douglas' "Kung Fu
* Fighting" hit gold status on this date; Douglas later attempted a follow-up
* with "Dance the Kung Fu."
* In 1982, "Down Under" by Men At Work entered the Top 40 chart.
* Nov 28: In 1976, After ABC executive Fred Silverman is wowed by the appearance of
* several "Brady Bunch" cast members on "The Donny & Marie Show" in October, he
* decides that America's favorite blended family deserves to be "given their own
* variety show." Over 15 million watch Sid & Marty Krofft's "Brady Bunch Variety
* Hour" featuring Tony Randall, and Donny & Marie Osmond. Original "Brady" cast
* member Eve Plumb, perhaps wisely, opts out of the show and is replaced by Geri
* Reischl as "Jan Brady." The show (with all its sequins) is picked up for eight
* more episodes starting in January. Series creator Sherwood Schwartz disavows this
* incarnation: "I had nothing to do with that. I didn't create it, I didn't write a
* word, I didn't have anything to do with it, except I hated it."
* Nov 29: Bill Scott -- Death Anniversary -- b.8/2/1920 d.11/29/1985 (65)
* Screen/Scriptwriter, Producer, Cartoon Voicist
* Misc: voices of Bullwinkle J. Moose, Dudley Doright, & Mr. Peabody on The Bullwinkle Show
* In 1938, Tommy Dorsey and his Orchestra recorded "Hawaiian War Chant" for Victor
* Records. Spike Jones and His City Slickers destroyed it decades later.
* In 1965, Johnny Cash recorded "The One on the Right is on the Left" for Columbia
* Nov 30: In 1835, writer Samuel Langhorne Clemens -- better known as Mark Twain --
* was born in Florida, Missouri. His works include "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,"
* "Roughing It," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn," "Life on the Mississippi,"
* "The Prince and the Pauper" and many others. He died on April 21, 1910.
* In 1972, the BBC bannned the Wings's single "Hi, Hi, Hi" for a supposedly
* subliminal drug message. However, the song is a hit, making #5 in the U.K.
* and #10 in the U.S. in early 1973.
* Dec 01: In 1978, British new wave music-hall rocker Ian Dury releases his biggest hit
* single "Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick." It will reach Number One in the U.K. and
* sell two million copies worldwide without entering the U.S. chart. A lyric from
* that song can be heard on "Bras On 45" by Ivor Biggun & The D. Kups
* In 1995, the movie "Gumby: The Movie" was released in the movie theaters in USA.

* Set 1:
Frank Cooper - Allan Sherman
It's A Great Day To Whup Somebody's Ass - Paul Thom
Monster Truck Drivers - Brian Regan
I Don't Want To Hold Your Baby - Menage a Twang
El Pizza - Dudley
White Spots - Jesse Goldberg

* Set 2:
The Vuvuzela Song - Dubious Scoop
Teenage Dirtbag - The Ukulele Orchestra Of Great Britain
Eva Gabor - Pat Buttram
Someone Pinched My Winkles - Rolf Harris
Walk Right In - Gus Cannon's Jug Stompers

* Set 3:
See Something Say Something (The War On Tourism) - Kill The Band
Whistle - The NOC
Matzah! - Eric "Smooth-E" Schwartz
Oreos - Free Hot Lunch
Philadelphia Phillies Commercial - Greg "Eggman" Moore
Night Security - Mono Puff

* Set 4: The 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who
Media AD-Things Go Better With Coke - The Box Tops
(Doctor Who's On) Tonight, Tonight - Paul & Trina
Companion Application - Devo Spice
Doctor In Distress - Who Cares?
Doctor Who Alphabet - Marnanel
Doctor Who Theme - Videogame Orchestra

* Set 5: The 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who
Dr. Who - Bullamakanka
Dr. Who on Holiday - Dean Gray
I Saved the Planet Earth (Dr. Who) - Marc Gunn
It Takes Who - the great Luke Ski

* Set 6: The 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who
The Doctor - Jim Burrill
Time Travel Maybe - Yukeh
Time Traveler - Fraser Hines
Timelord Shuffle - Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff
We're Traveling Through Time - Paul and Trina
Who's Who - Roberta Tovey

* Set 7: FT30 Chart Attack
#16 Party All Night - Bill Zucker
#13 Allan Sherman Medley - Dean Martin, Vic Damone, Allan Sherman
#09 Me Want It (But Me Wait) - Cookie Monster
#19 Tweetin' - Cledus T. Judd

* Set 8: The ISGD Funderground Top 5
#05 One Big Doody: The Toilet Training Song - Joy Weinberg
#04 Party All The Time, Let's Celebrate! (Hey Hey) - Brett Eidman (as DJ B)
#03 Twentieth Century Girl - Lois Morton
#02 The Thanksgiving Song - Adam Sandler

* Set 9: #1 of the Week!
#01 Doctorin' the Tardis - The KLF alias The Timelords (12 inch mix)

* This show is underwritten by Stupid Audio recordings!
* Albums that are available: "Crazy Commercials", "Originals", and "Instrumentals"
* Now seen at http://www.davidtanny.com/ as well as http://www.dfsxradio.com/
* and http://www.sandiegoradionews.com/

* Visit our redesigned website http://www.dfsxradio.com/
* Listen to ISGD, read the ISGD playlists, visit the DFSR group on Facebook,
* request songs, send songs, send shout outs, make cash donations,
* buy David Tanny albums, and more!
* "I Still Get Demented" is a production of Dave's Fun Stuff Radio

* ISGD Bonus Part: The Excursion
* The 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who
Intromercial-Doctor Who's 30th Season - DJ Particle
There's No Such Thing As Impossible - Turn Left
Doctor Who: The Musical - AVbyte
I Am The Doctor - Devo Spice
MC Chris for the TARDIS - DJ Bentelli
* break
88 Lines About 44 Companions - DJ Particle
A Fan of Doctor Who - Chaser's War On Everything
Docteur Qui - Bill Bailey
* break
Stuck in the Middle With Who - D.J. Particle
Doctor Who and The Dalek Companion: The Musical - AVbyte
Gallifrey - What Travis Says
Gallifreyan Buccaneer - Colin Baker
Doctorin' The TARDIS (New Series Mix) - DJ Particle vs. the KLF
* leave you with this...
I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek - The Go-Gos



* Out of time to play these. Sorry.
Doctor Who - Grottomatic
Doctor Who - Parry Gripp
The Doctor Is In - Antisoc
Who Is The Doctor - Jon Pertwee
Who Is The Doctor? - The Nick Atoms
Who's Your Doctor - Dale Chase
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A-log posts in the demento group too: https://groups.google.com/d/msg/rec.mus ... 5LAzcZtBAJ
 
Picklepower said:
God these songs are so fucking unfunny, I don't even get what most of the jokes are supposed to mean! lol I guess its supposed to be "funny" because its random?
David Tanny's comedy is as unfunny as a holocaust documentary.
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"Aural Holocaust".
 
Duke Crabtree said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUS78iWltk

My personal favorite. The bassline gets me every time.
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What bassline? He just hit the Demo button in his keyboard.

Jewelsmakerguy said:
Augh, Why must his rhymes be so basic? I feel that it just made me feel physically sick.
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Yeah. I have a remix idea for this song.

"We drive for two hours up the I-5 / Six o'clock is WHEN YOU WILL ALL DIE" (the song segues to death metal)
 
The fact that David Tanny and A log, love this Dementia Radio, makes me assume Dementia Radio is about as funny as the Korean War.
 
Does anyone else think his speaking voice sometimes sounds like Barney the dinosaur? In any case, this is my favorite. I think it's been posted about, but hasn't actually been posted. I think it's the most tuneful of Tanny's works...and unfortunately, it gets stuck in my head sometimes. Thankfully, it's usually just the tune and not his voice.

[youtube]j13MzUaLONo[/youtube]
 
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Golly said:
Does anyone else think his speaking voice sometimes sounds like Barney the dinosaur? In any case, this is my favorite. I think it's been posted about, but hasn't actually been posted. I think it's the most tuneful of Tanny's works...and unfortunately, it gets stuck in my head sometimes. Thankfully, it's usually just the tune and not his voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j13MzUaLONo
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I can't tell what's worse, Tanny with or without that repetitive MIDI music...

Nah, definitely without.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
A-Stump said:
All he talks about is television. I'm guessing that's the closest he has to a friend.
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I can't help but assume it's shitty TV too. Big Bang Theory type shit.
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That's a reasonable assumption. Tanny has poor tastes in everything, so TV shouldn't be any different.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
A-Stump said:
All he talks about is television. I'm guessing that's the closest he has to a friend.
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I can't help but assume it's shitty TV too. Big Bang Theory type shit.
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I once had to sit through an episode of that. Never again.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
A-Stump said:
All he talks about is television. I'm guessing that's the closest he has to a friend.
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I can't help but assume it's shitty TV too. Big Bang Theory type shit.
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I knew he watched shit tv when he said he didn't like Conan in that newsgroup posting from 2009.
 
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Say what you want about his music, but his face would still make a pretty sweet Odd Future album cover.
 
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