🪦 Deceased David Wilcock - Self Proclaimed Reincarnation of Edgar Cayce, New Age Grifter, Ancient Aliens Guy, Qanon Proponent

A bit more from the live stream. The Ascension event is nigh, along with the Plan. Why? David saw it all in his dreams.

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He's shilling his site and linking everything to Epstein, which isn't too surprising.
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Also, the big whistleblowers are the Israelis, for some reason.
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There's a lot more of this, but he finally, FINALLY says what he thinks the pyramid UFO's are:

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Almost two hours in, he finally, FINALLY talks about this thing he's been referencing all the time. TR-3B. It's not even a proper designation for something like this. Also it's of course, nuclear, anti gravity and rocket powered. Which doesn't explain how we can't detect this motherfucker through it having reactor exhaust, but ok.

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More unsourced random comments from social media.

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Anyway, his grand theory about all of this, after a rather interesting look at the history of experimental lighter than air aircraft mixed with crazy shit. His big theory is this is some kind of special anti-gravity stealth blimp using alien technology.

The idea of a massive spy blimp isn't too absurd, they've been considered for drone operations before, but the biggest issue lighter than air craft have is they are extremely susceptible to the atmospheric conditions. There's some hybrid designs that mix wings with rigid airframes but they're not exactly the most cost effective. They're very fuel efficient, but outside of that they run into the issue of 'what gas do we use?'

Helium is relatively rare on our planet, while hydrogen is everywhere and easy to make. Hydrogen is also extremely reactive, but it's also more effective as a lift mechanism. The logical fuel is helium from a safety standpoint but again, there's issues with volume of helium. Stationary radar balloons and blimps are effective and decently affordable, but well, they're still pretty situational. HASP was a good theory, but ran into physics and material limitations, despite interest from aerospace designers.

The simple fact is that our level of gravity and atmospheric density, lighter than air aircraft just aren't very good, and are going to be slower than any rotary or fixed wing aircraft. Aerodynamics isn't in their favor. The stealth blimp idea is also absolutely retarded because anything that large will show up on radar without a doubt. Flocks of geese show up on radar, something that large will have a signature from the virtue of its construction alone - lots of metal structural supports. Anyone who thinks blimp travel will be competitive with heavier than air aircraft travel on Earth in the near future, is fucking retarded, like Tom Krautman, who did a book with a Blimp 9/11, despite the fact the blimp wouldn't be able to structurally hold together long enough for something like that. Admittedly it was also on some alternate earth but the gravity and atmosphere were virtually identical.

Sperging over.

Apologies for the double post but WE HAVE ANOTHER STREAM!


This is not a drill, I repeat THIS IS NOT A DRILL! He's talking about Pyramids this time around, specifically the Great Pyramids of Giza I'm pretty sure. I will post highlights from it as I watch it. He's active again folks, this is great news for us. He seems to be looking at shifting more toward only releasing his 'sanitized' content on YouTube now, and putting the rest on one of his websites.

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The next one will be on May 9th. He's really fond of broadcasting on Sundays.

LIVE STREAM HIGHLIGHTS UPDATES:

First off, the echo is still apparent, so he hasn't figured out how to fix that yet. Also when I paused it, he had this face, so I'll share it.

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We're going to get into ancient aliens stuff today, which is always funny, because there's obviously no way that primitive screwheads could have built these things. Except they did and we sort of know how. But things like "facts" and "logic" never get in the way of David or any of our Ancient Aliens guys.

We know the Great Pyramid was built over a period of around 30 to 50 years, between about 2700 BCE and 2500 BCE. Exact dates are hard to verify this far back without getting astrological event records we can cross reference with other models, like eclipses. Anyway, the really impressive thing about the pyramids is the size and orientation, two things you can do with incredibly simple tools. Egyptian belief at this period lent itself to large monuments, as you simply ceased to exist when people stopped remembering you. Big, grand tombs for rulers was the style, and Khufu simply took what a couple of his predecessors were doing, and ramped it up. A combination of full time masons and haulers did construction work year round, while during the inundation period (basically when the Nile was flooding) local farmers were recruited to assist in the hauling and labor. This was a massive effort, and religiously and culturally important for everyone involved. You were helping a god on earth live forever. Sloppy work wasn't something you would do.

Hauling the rocks was of course the hardest part, but the Giza Plateau was not to far from the Nile, and a simple canal was probably dug to assist in getting the stones as close as possible to the site. Even big stones can be moved relatively easily by a team of trained men with rollers or sledges. Earth ramps were likely constructed along the side of the pyramid as the construction was ongoing, with each layer precisely laid on top of each other using plumb lines and probably also some masonry work to smooth out rough edges and fix errors as things went along. These ramps allowed easy lifting of the stones to the level they needed to be at, and were also easy to clear away afterwards, while leaving the stonework undamaged. The Egyptians used similar ramps in quarries of about the same time period, and there's no reason to think the same techniques used for hauling quarried rocks out of a pit quarry wouldn't be used to build the pyramids. The upper layers were likely levered and shimmed into place, accounting for the last 3rd of the height of the structure, while minimizing the earthworks required for a ramp.

With a permanent workforce of about 10,000 men on site, and a seasonal labor pool that could swell the number to around 40,000 men, it isn't hard to see how they managed to get this done. Of course, it's also hard to find archeological evidence of these construction methods, since clearing away the earth would have been a necessary procedure, and over the centuries the remnants of the earth works would have been worn down by the wind.

So yeah, the Egyptians built them. We're not 100% sure how, as we're not 100% sure of anything that far back and the Egyptians never went into detail on how they did it themselves on surviving documents, and records as to how probably didn't survive as they weren't in stone but in more perishable materials. David of course calls this theory insane. And says there was never a reenactment of this sort of thing - except there was. Mark Lehner of the University of Chicago built a small pyramid in 3 weeks in 1997, using copper tools, sledges, and a ramp. 44 guys built a pyramid 20 feet high, and 30 feet tall. Admittedly that's less than the height of the great pyramid, but it showed not only it could be done, but by a relatively small team who'd never tried this before. The guys who built the pyramids were expert pyramid builders, having done other pyramids before the Great Pyramid was built.

David is also claiming that the disclosure event will happen in June, but of course is claiming that this isn't firmly established, basically covering his ass. He's also very much of the opinion that the aliens all love us and want us to prosper. Which is dumb but hey, I'm not David Wilcock. He also drags in the All Seeing Eye capstone on the dollar. Of course.

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He also goes into the capstones and the magical power stuff about them. There's also of course the 'pyramid inch' which is a commonly used woo woo number to try and relate the pyramids to the size of the earth, and has no actual bearing on the construction of the pyramids. It's stupid, people who believe it are stupid, and there's no evidence for it what so ever.

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There's also this crazy woo woo bullshit conspiracy theory stuff related to capital letters, which is such horse shit I don't want to really even dive into it. He also finally admits his mistakes on the previous livestream regarding the echo, it's so dumb.

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Also I have to note that the chat is always entertaining in something like this. Full of crazy bullshit too. Anyway here's his foolproof formula to say the pyramids are totally alien and special and related to disclosure and other bullshit.

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...This is wrong. He's specifically skewing the data sample, because there's plenty of places on earth below the sea level, plus even if this is right he great pyramid was likely higher than this originally, the loss of the casing stones and cap stone coverings means this number isn't the true height. This is some next level mathematical bullshit. He then follows this up with screenshots from Assassin's Creed Origins to back his findings up. :story:


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These are both also wrong. By this equation, where you divide the pole to pole height into inches, and then divide it by the perimeter of the pyramid in inches, you get...

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This number. This is basic napkin math too, I just took the average side length of the great pyramid, times four, and the first number is the inches of the earth. . This is some real dumb BS. Even if you use 'Pyramid Inches' you're not getting the exact length of the earth year in minutes, hours, or days. Not even in seconds. How the fuck are you this bad at math.

He then goes into the woo woo bullshit about the various passages and chambers within the pyramid. It's stuff you'll find on ancient aliens so I'm not going to dig into it too much. He also tries to claim it's aligned with Bethlehem, because as mentioned previously in his livestreams, the pyramids are somehow a monument to Jesus.

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Then we get into aztec pyramids, and this dumb shit. No, Jesus is not similar to this god what so ever. The cross symbology signifies *crossroads*, not jesus. "He who leads the way" is a name commonly applied to almost every god of those who wander or gods who are involved with travel. There's also some bullshit about Scipio Africanus, before he goes into some long ass global peace meditation session remainder of the video. He ends the video with begging for you to sign up for his website using his email, and sign up for his courses. Holy fuck I'm done with this shit for a while.
 
Legit cow.
  • He's super sensitive about what is said about him on twitter/yt and responds to "trolls/haters" constantly.
  • The tech issues he creates by trying to make his livestreams have "high production value" are hilarious.
  • He overcomplicates his setup and gets big mad when it doesnt work.... then he argues with his wife when she tries to help him.
  • He is also in way too deep with the Q stuff. I dont even think he can disavow Q at this point because his audience and paypigs are also in too deep
  • He's really sensitive about the Corey Goode / Blue Chicken Cult scam stuff.
  • when he rubs his nose or acts weird on stream he makes a really big point of saying he's been sober 25 years and gets mad that trolls will say he is on drugs again (all while looking like he is on some sort of amphetamine)
  • Bears repeating: he is in his best lolcow-form when he is frustrated and yelling at his wife
Here’s Wilcock doing DSP type sniffs and snorts... he will monitor the chat when he does this.... searching for drug accusations that he can dispel... it’s a weird practice and totally not sus at all*

One more thing... having followed him for a long time I am 99 percent sure he has google alerts set up for his name and/or googles himself frequently .... he will take umbrage with the thread once it goes live.... there's definite milk potential on narratives he can't control.

*video source most recent stream time stamp 1hr 23 min
It’s just allergies you fucking trolls!
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Alright, so I've been digging through Project Avalon and some of the court documents from the Corey Good vs Gaia case, and I think I might have an answer on why David's been so quiet recently.

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He's been trying to dodge a countersuit from someone sued by him and Corey Goode. This default, if fully granted, (as I understand it) would result in a $200k payout to the person suing him.

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I need to call in an expert here, @AnOminous, can you help clarify what's happening here?
 
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Alright, so I've been digging through Project Avalon and some of the court documents from the Corey Good vs Gaia case, and I think I might have an answer on why David's been so quiet recently.

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He's been trying to dodge a countersuit from someone sued by him and Corey Goode. This default, if fully granted, (as I understand it) would result in a $200k payout to the person suing him.

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I need to call in an expert here, @AnOminous, can you help clarify what's happening here?
I'm not going to go read over 200 documents in some schizosuit just to figure out what's going on, but it's mighty peculiar for someone just to default in a case this overlitigated. He ran out of money maybe?
 
I'm not going to go read over 200 documents in some schizosuit just to figure out what's going on, but it's mighty peculiar for someone just to default in a case this overlitigated. He ran out of money maybe?
It’s more the default thing that I was questioning you about, I’m going to have to try and sort the lawsuit out maybe with another damn thread (oh joy reading through even MORE documents) because I wasn’t sure if he was trying to do some strange legal shenanigan to avoid a default judgement affecting him monetarily.

Edit: Thanks for taking a quick look.
 
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UPDATE 2:

Corey Goode, another crazy man I follow who works with Wilcock, has dropped this gem of information on my lap:
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I also finally checked David's twitter, and thank god I did. He's just as crazy as ever and finally active again after months of silence, starting back up again in September around when I stopped looking. He's back onto the disclosure grift once again, mixing it with ascension theories and of course, Qanon bullshit. He thinks Mike Lindell, Lin Wood, or Mike Flynn - all big Qanon truthers and crazy conspiracy fucks in trumpworld, may be ascending. Also he claims to have predicted this back in 1999, which is interesting.
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He also had another Youtube stream, which I missed completely.


The opening few seconds alone are already silly. You're in for a ride for sure.
 
UPDATE 2:

Corey Goode, another crazy man I follow who works with Wilcock, has dropped this gem of information on my lap:
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I also finally checked David's twitter, and thank god I did. He's just as crazy as ever and finally active again after months of silence, starting back up again in September around when I stopped looking. He's back onto the disclosure grift once again, mixing it with ascension theories and of course, Qanon bullshit. He thinks Mike Lindell, Lin Wood, or Mike Flynn - all big Qanon truthers and crazy conspiracy fucks in trumpworld, may be ascending. Also he claims to have predicted this back in 1999, which is interesting.
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He also had another Youtube stream, which I missed completely.


The opening few seconds alone are already silly. You're in for a ride for sure.
If there was any shred of credibility David had left, it evaporated the second he said MIKE FUCKING LINDELL was "ascending". Stop clown world I just gotta get the hell out of here!!!

You guys will love this, David actually got divorced! And his wife's blog post about it has the obligatory "conscious uncoupling" and lots of vomitatious love n light cope, as well as thinly veiled references to how much David sucks. Still learning how to drive on kiwifarms but here's an archive link: https://archive.ph/YHsT5

Ever since then, David's tweeting has reached new, terrible, deeply spergy and almost fundie heights: https://nitter.net/david_wilcock

My only incredibly minor, unprovable, semi powerlevel-y milk on David is two things:

1) I have been involved in more than one "new age" hotspot of communities when I was a younger brainwashed undeveloped idealist. A senior member of this community apparently hired David before he was famous. I later on in life had direct actions with this senior person (who I respect as a professional but not as a man) who related to me after David gave a talk at a local new age hotspot for losers, that he felt David was an absolutely insane cluster B asshat who couldn't keep his shit together or hold down the basic responsibilities of a job and life.

This would have been sometime in the 90s when David was in his 20s, I believe. Even considering the source, he's been batshit since day one and I'm convinced this crazy shit on Twitter and YouTube is all he can do instead of any kind of real job.

2) I made a post about Corey Goode and my interaction with him on his thread. The crazy girl that introduced me to Corey told me years ago what a huge pain in the ass Corey thinks David is and regretted ever getting involved with him. Soooo I think y'all are spot on about interpreting the feels and interactions behind the scenes.

Skitzocow is entirely accurate!
 
This guy has been busy since the last reply to the thread... He's been raped by aliens, eaten alive by aliens, killed by aliens and resurrected by aliens.
David also used his telekinesis powers (he gained by bathing in his own piss, after the Archangel Michael commanded him to) to save Donald Trump from the bullet that famously only grazed Trump's ear.
 
This guy has been busy since the last reply to the thread... He's been raped by aliens, eaten alive by aliens, killed by aliens and resurrected by aliens.
David also used his telekinesis powers (he gained by bathing in his own piss, after the Archangel Michael commanded him to) to save Donald Trump from the bullet that famously only grazed Trump's ear.
Four hours of kino sektur-ufology crossover.

RIP OP @Techpriest btw, he tried to get a KF foot into the ufology lolcow circus but couldn't quite get it off the ground. Inshallah the Casino keeps helping Steven Cambian expose these grifters to a wider audience, because this segment was undeniable kino.
 
The most ridiculous claim David has is that he is reincarnated Edgar Casey. What a clown, I hope the Draco lizard space men give Dave the bukkakee party of the century for the astronomical amount of retardation in that specific claim. Also he has shitty doll hair. Just shave it off and wear a ball cap at this point old man.
 
I’m shocked at how short the David Wilcock thread is. There’s a lot of content to be milked out of this guy. (I do credit Steve Cambian for introducing David to a wider audience).

Apparently David decided to invest $1.5 million dollars to Stavatti, a scam company

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Yeah the UFOniggers don't get it nearly hard enough and the fact that their entire community doesn't get enough shit is what allows some of these scammers to even present fake shit to congress.

As for Wilcock in specific, his content is VERY DSP-esque in a way, complete with the spending half of the stream on his middle management business meeting for the dents. Including a bunch of other personal shit that has no place on a stream like how he's allergic to pussy. The whole pissing in your bath to talk to angels and being gang raped and eaten by lizard people stuff is actually content, the fact that pussy makes you feel physically ill isn't. It's just pathetic/funny. Sadly I don't think they can get him to do a sektur crossover because the sektur people would eat him alive.

Reading this thread it's actually in pretty dire need of an update because a lot happened in 2022-2024. Biggest thing is Corey Goode and his lawyer not understanding what a public proceeding is and then proceeding to admit his entire secret space program/blue chicken story was creative writing and not real. Because he was involved with a lolsuit against people trying to write fanfiction about "his" blue space chickens when you can't claim a real, extant phenomenon as your personal intellectual property. Wilcock had grafted on to a lot of Goode's stories and incorporated it into his own.

Wilcock, as he always does when his shit gets disproven, disappeared for a few weeks and came back with a shifted focus to angels and religious shit.
 
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I remember seeing this guy come up back when Armoured Skeptic and Shoe0nhead would do collab videos. Back then, I remember thinking he looked like an older Hbomberguy (the similarities are less obvious now that Hbomberguy has started shaving his head, but find a picture of him from when he had hair and compare to David here and tell me you don't see it).
 
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