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Jordan finally weighs in on the conflict between his nemesis, Hbomberguy, and James Somerton.
Nigger, learn to archiveJordan is on the hunt for anything that will make Hbomb look like a hypocrite. Put up a bounty.
Jordan must be climbing the walls over there, waiting to see if Somerton is really dead. He's so prematurely ready to proclaim that this is the thing that's gonna sink Hbomberguy.
All that's gonna happen is that Somerton will eventually reveal that his attention whoring ass didn't commit suicide, and then nothing else wil happen with this.
Yeah, wow, so he's just totally doubling down on not giving a fuck about whether Somerton really killed himself. I thought he said he was going to delete these videos if it was confirmed Somerton was alive, but nope, he's just rationalizing keeping them all up no matter what the reality of the situation is.Jordan will not rest until he gets the restitution the world owes him for getting made fun of by Hbomberguy a decade ago.
Jordan asks, "Why are people so cynical of James Somerton that they think his talk of suicide is just a cheap ploy for attention?" The answer is because he's a current year faggot on the internet, and that's what they do.
ON HBOMBERGUY AND MY MENTAL HEALTH. Recently there has been some overlap between my supporters and my detractors as regards my commentary on Hbomberguy. Namely, they have expressed “concern” that commenting on Hbomberguy is having some sort of “unhealthy” or otherwise adverse affect on my mental health. The Hbomb defenders do this because they know that they can no longer claim the moral high ground with me. Ten years ago I attempted to make a documentary video with the intention of destroying the career of a YouTuber I didn’t like. I failed in that endeavor as well I should have. I have done what I can to make amends with the person I wronged and have done what I can to promote a positive, thoughtful, and uplifting message with my channel. For all that I had to go through, I am grateful for the opportunity to now carry myself this way. Now Harris has done the same thing- made a documentary video with the intention of destroying the career of a YouTuber he didn’t like. And he has succeeded. He has succeeded to such a degree that the target of the video has been hospitalized for attempting self harm, posted a subsequent suicide note, and his current whereabouts are unknown to the public at large. In the aftermath of that there have been major revelations: that Harry “Hbomberguy” Brewis has a long, long history of internet harassment and abuse. And that far from being a villian he conquered, I was one of his victims. His defenders can no longer claim the moral high ground with me so they concern troll and pretend to care about my wellbeing (only to hurl insults at me in the next breath.) They can commit to the same course of action that Elon Musk urged upon Disney executives. But to my supporters who genuinely are concerned for my well being: please know that in the month since all of this has come out I have slept better, food has tasted better, I have had more energy, and, for the first time in a very long time, I have been genuinely cheerful when interacting with the world rather than just wearing a mask. You don’t need to worry. Honestly. I am feeling better than I have in a long, long time. Someone, a long time viewer of my channel, asked me today why I was allowing Hbomb to “live rent free inside my head.” The answer is that I have no means by which to evict him. My brain does not work like other brains. A combination of OCD and ASD renders me incapable of just “getting over it” the way others do. I do not have that ability and it is not obstinance on my part that renders me so. My only means to deal with this kind of conflict is to resolve it with the person. Now I finally have the opportunity to do so. Harris could have gotten rid of me a long time ago. He could have just taken down the one video he made that has compelled his followers to harass me for the better part of a decade and said “Hey guys- I realized I crossed a line with Jordan and that wasn’t cool. Please don’t give him any more flack and let’s move forward together in a positive way.” AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IT. DONE. But he can’t do that because he isn’t that kind of person. He’s the kind of person that publicly shames other people for “racism” while saying “kill all the n*****s” in a livestream. He’s the kind of person that claims to be opposed to trolling and online bullying while contacting people on DeviantArt with abuse and bullying to figure out which ones are mentally unstable enough to be compelling lolcows. He’s the kind of person who gets in a private chat with you under the pretense of burying the hatchet just so he can get personal things about you to blast out to his Twitter followers for the lulz. He’s the kind of person that stomps and stomps and stomps on your soul long after you’ve tried to surrender. That’s what he did with me. And a lot more. You’ve heard it all before by now. So please understand: for the last ten years I thought this person was a bastion of morally righteous human goodness and that had really and truly exposed me as a villainous cretin and that I would have to live the rest of my life in the shadow of that reality. And now the truth is out there. Now people are waking up to what an abuser he is. And now you’re telling me “just let it go?” Now as I fly my arwing with its full payload into Andross’ lair and Peppy is in my headset saying “AIM FOR THE OPEN SPOT” you are telling me to let it go? Come on. Look, if nothing else just let me get this out of my system. I’m feeling better for the first time in a long time. Kind regards, -Jordan
So please understand: for the last ten years I thought this person was a bastion of morally righteous human goodness and that had really and truly exposed me as a villainous cretin and that I would have to live the rest of my life in the shadow of that reality.
if you dont have the space to archive videos locally, you can always run them through ghostarchive.org and archive.org
im not sure if he believes what he says, he seems desperate for a win and will twist reality as he sees fit to get it.All this "muh bullies, muh red pill" is cope for "I'm not a good prospective partner and I never will be, this is everyone else's fault but mine"
He's fucking ghoulish, salivating over the idea that someone had killed themselves just to get a win over someone who hasn't bothered him in a decade and - if I recall correctly - made a video on his Patreon to take back a few jokes and say something like Jordon wuz a good boy who wuz gettin' his life back on track
Really failing to see what the problem is. He's fucking delusional
I'm not even sure he knows what he believes. He's a bitter, lonely, angry autist who can't comprehend the fact that he's responsible for his own failures, so he'd rather escape into this obsessive, jealousy-fueled persecution complex where he blames a British Bobby Hill look-a-like for all of his problemsim not sure if he believes what he says, he seems desperate for a win and will twist reality as he sees fit to get it.