Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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wait who was it, please don't tell me it was magi I really liked that dude.
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With that reverb they added in when he's rapping fast I think it's impossible to understand a single damn thing this retard is saying. And I know I'm not just being old/white because a fast rapper (Twista/Busta Rhymes) can still be understood perfectly.

Poor Dustin (the first TDS Producer) was treated like shit & it was hilarious because he was comedically incompetent. That time Dick had a segment where he was supposed to give men life advice leading to a call in from a depressed man seriously saying he was suicidal was amazing because it wasn't scripted. Riley on the other hand is just pure mediocrity. He's not even funny to make fun of.
 
It's so obvious that he is desperate for Josh's attention. There wasn't a section in yesterday's MatI dedicated to shitting on Dick, so he found a clip where he talked about it in a superchat to say "he got facts wrong!"

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"ACKSHUALLY JERSH ERIC JULY NEVER MET HIS GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER SO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT'S FUCKING CREEPY TO BE FUCKING AROUND A CEMETARY FOR RETARDED SLAPFIGHTS. AND GRANPAPPY ISOM IF HE WERE ALIVE WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT HIS RICH ANCESTOR!"

Ah it all makes sense, Dax is just as retarded as Maddox. Dax just knew how to hide it better. Serious career advice to Dax look at the shit you're typing out and read it in Maddox's voice, if it sounds like an argument Maddox would make well you're being just as dumb as him.

At least Maddox going hypersperg and noting every detail Justin Whang got wrong in accounting the INFAMOUS MAX HEADROOM HIJACKING is funny because Maddox thinks people really care. I know Dax doesn't actually give a fuck as Twitter requires no effort. Like shit do a Dick Show Investigation and bring Null to heel because it's ABOUT ETHICS IN ADMINNING A GOSSIP FORUM.
 
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It's so obvious that he is desperate for Josh's attention. There wasn't a section in yesterday's MatI dedicated to shitting on Dick, so he found a clip where he talked about it in a superchat to say "he got facts wrong!"

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As a PoC himself, Dick gets to speak on the potential feelings of all other marginalized people from past, present and future. Null needs to check his white privilege.
 
As a PoC himself, Dick gets to speak on the potential feelings of all other marginalized people from past, present and future. Null needs to check his white privilege.
Revoked. He didn’t pass himself off as Dickenzo Mastersonita, but Dick Masterson, 100% English name.

Also he kinda looks like Russel Brand and has a similarly irritating voice.

Zero Hispanic points for dick.
 
I look forward to the day that Riley fucks around and finds out. It will happen and at the rate it is going it will be soon. Looking forward to the MATI episode of Josh and chat laughing at Riley learning the hard way.
Someone capable of working the AI voice of Josh should have it do a cover of Keemstar's "can't wait to report your death" twitter video for Riley. It'd be fucking kino.
 
"ACK ACK ACK he only implied he'd fuck with his ancestors grave ACK ACK ACK" - a deranged faggot

So what Eric never knew him, clearly he was inspired by him enough to name the character after him. In fact most of us have ancestors from way back that we're proud of; veterans of the World Wars for example.

I've stopped listening way back, so it's kind of shocking to me just how pathetic TDS has become. Go to Greenland Dax.
 
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It seems like Eric was right all along.

People see his success and actually living up to his promises made and want in on the action despite not building it themselves, and then bitch when they don’t have their way.

Why is it July’s responsibility to endorse your comic? Especially after promoting a lawsuit against him? He clearly has his own agenda, and it doesn’t involve you. He’s actually treating this industry, or at least trying to, like a business.
Just saw that I'm blocked on Xitter by Dick. The only thing I ever tweeted at him was something like *man when he was talking about Keffals and misgendered him. What a fucking faggot.
Funny. I made the implication towards him that he liked sucking black dick because of his obsession with July, and he still hasn’t blocked me.
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Can’t even understand a word he’s saying. Even nigger rappers have some more clarity in their lyrics than this.
 
Funny. I made the implication towards him that he liked sucking black dick because of his obsession with July, and he still hasn’t blocked me.
I'm pretty sure he just wants to fuck Keffals. I wonder if he's still going to blame Kiwifarms for Chris fucking his mom now that Chris himself has said Bella was the reason he went to jail?
 
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