0:01 “This probably looks a little too familiar” No shit. We’re starting the cycle over again. What else is new?
0:20 “You guys hate me because I’m like so crazy!” No, we hate you because you’re a lying cunt. Get it right.
0:28 “You need to choose what works for you, and that’s literally all that matters.” Expertlynn gives it as it is.
0:45 “I like weighing myself, because it helps me.” Helps keep the lies straight?
1:16 “I feel like it holds me accountable.” Accountable to what? We know you aren’t getting an accurate weigh-in.
1:50 Just when I thought this dumb bitch couldn’t get more agonizingly cunty and smug, she’s attempting 4th wall breaks by pointing at imaginary people who might be approving of her still trying. Bitch, they're only in your skull. Stop it.
2:08 “Weight Watchers encourages you to eat healthier foods” Isn’t this the program she bitched about because she was allowed to eat chicken nuggets? WTF?
2:34 ANOTHER USELESS JOURNAL. Didn’t you just get rid of a shitwhack of these when you fucking purged your hoard?
3:32 Now she’s going off on how she is the only person who can be responsible for her weight loss. Pardon my whiplash, because didn’t this fucking dummy just say in her last video where she threw her weightless doctor under the bus and stating “I was so happy, because I wasn’t going to have to be responsible for anything and put my weight loss in his hands. He would solve all my problems.”
4:22 Weigh in, but of course you can’t see her nor can you see the scale. Fishy. As always. Boo boo, that’s why nobody trusts you. Show yer damned laaaayyyygs and the scale in one damned shot so we can see you aren’t (a) taring it and (b) leaning on something to minimize your weight.
6:15 “I eat when I’m bored.” That’s because you have no hobbies, dummy. How about you start waddling? Writing shit in your fifty pounds of journals?
6:57 STOP READING FROM YOUR DUMB JOURNAL. Oh fuck, she’s supposed to rate each day on a numeric scale? Not happening. Too much effort.
7:40 “I noticed I talk a little too much.” No shit. I need to bleach my eardrums thanks to you. Besides, if you didn't ramble on for eternity's end, how would you earn those precious youtube bucks so you can stuff your gob?
8:05: “I’m going to be taking care of myself personally” As opposed to impersonally. I think she meant "I'm going to be taking care of myself outside of what's visible to the public eye" or something along those lines, but who knows what situation she was going for. Vocabularylynn at her finest. She's a leet writer, ya'll.
8:37 “I know a lot of people don’t believe me when I say I just weighed myself and I weigh blah blah blah” That’s because you’re a lah.
9:15 Did this wench seriously just blame a portion of her doctoral weigh-in on large earrings? Really?
9:50 Closeout of repeating the clip of her weighing in, because she didn’t hit 10 minutes for that magic youtube revenue with just her blathering. Instead of, I dunno, putting other content in her blog.
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