Day 94 - A failure

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Amber must have caught airborne cancer. Oops.

I'll give it to her--she uploads vidyas knowing she will get fucking SMASHED in the comments but she gets the money. At SOME point there is a scale-tipping (pun intended) on the side of "fuck this I can't go on". I can understand that.
In THIS case, ALR's case, it's sheer laziness. She has ONE revenue stream...but...give her like a week.. we'll get M-W-F shit videos.

Unless Eric is about to spill some tea, hunnie.
 
What?! How... how could she?? I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! How dare you!!

Welp, you tried hard(not at all), but in the end, you failed... as always.
 
Aaaahhh time for her to kick back,relax and eat Singapore rice with kfc wedgies to her hearts content. She can FINALLY take care of all those busy errands and responsbilities she swore her and Becky have in Lexington.

Bon voyage Hamber, rest well propped up on brown pillows with no human contact, young adult novels and twinko stor 🥰
 
I think that announcement is very telling... The biggest problem isn't that she failed to upload today, it's that she used one failure as an excuse to stop.

Now as much as we might mock her here, she could have uploaded day 94 tomorrow and finished up the 100 days from there. Really missing one day out of 100 (or 101 depending on your count) isn't bad. But she's not doing that. Why? Because if it isn't easy and automatically perfect then it isn't for her and she should stop.

She has no concept of failing down off the horse and getting back on. Even her post about it is applauding herself rather than making plans to finish up one more week of videos. At this point it's almost as easy to finish as it is to quit.

This explains why she's 600 pounds. She fucked up once on a diet? Fuck it, not for her. Scrap it entirely and go back to eating whatever the hell she wants.

It also will mean no diet or exercise will ever work for her. Holidays exist where she'll eat over her goal. And she get sick or something and miss some days working out. But she doesn't see any merit in continuing even after a minor setback.
 
lol. Why do I have a feeling this is going to be exactly like her "leaving Youtube" video situation?
 
At least she didn’t wait until day 99 to fail, that would have been even more annoying and predictable
 
RIP 100 Days, we hardly knew ye.

Actually that’s a bold face lie, thank god it’s over.

All the spicy hot tea that came with this 100 days of BS was amazing though.
 
She sounds like she's just scared to succeed at ANYTHING. Beyond pure laziness, what else explains the self-sabotage, when she's so close to the finish line? I'll take a guess. Success means people will have expectations now. She can't have that. It also means that the charitable few that hoped she would succeed would have actually gotten something they asked for in this situation. She's not cool with that either.

Amberlynn does what Amberlynn wants, and don't you fuckers forget it! As long as she keeps her personal bar so low, nobody can expect more from her, and that's just how she prefers it. This gorl doesn't want to get better. That's too much work! Plus, she makes tons of money doing nothing, so what's the point? Effort is for losers that haven't figured out the shortcuts to success (Step 01: be an absolute trainwreck of a human being, and people will pay just to see what you do next!)

Pillow Mountain is kind of the perfect metaphor for Amberlynn's life. It's never made. It just accumulates more dirt and grime, and she doesn't care because it's still comfortable. The moment it becomes uncomfortable, she just buys more pillows. It's like putting a band-aid on a festering open wound.

She's living on borrowed time, and this madness will literally be the death of her. Doesn't she want to know how good it feels to finish something besides a plate? Like, believe it or not, it can feel really good to commit to something and see it through. By quitting now, she's just reinforcing the belief in her brain that she's incapable.
 
Thinking back, it was probably the very demanding "Practicing on the Stairs" video that did our gorl in. Imagine the mental, emotional and physical strain it must've cost Amber to climb those formidable 3 stairs.

Amber has been sleeping in til 5pm, stuffing her face and laying about reading Trisha Paytas poetry while her thumbservant tends to her ailing mother, but SHE'S been struggleen! Filming herself shoving fistfuls of chicken in her mouth while reading the back of her Sprite Zero can is just too taxing, but she's accepted it, y'all.

The comments under her post are all pretty predictable, but this one had a certain succinct charm: short n sweet.png
 
marjoram said:
What are you guise talkin' about? Big Al has an unbroken 28 year streak of being a colossal failure at EVERYTHING! She's a top tier winner in the loser department. Come on, how many of us can say we've fucked up everything for such a long period of time? Big Al's got us all beat.
Rah rah rah...keepin' the streak alive..
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She fails on purpose, @xenomorph summed it up very well.

If she succeeds at anything, then people will expect her to continue succeeding. Which creates accountability, and she doesn't want any accountability. She wants to eat and blaime the world for her inability to be a competent adult.

Hambo fails because it's the only way she can keep the poor victim narrative and no one can can question (in her mind) why she doesn't make positive change.

Positive change scares Albert more then anything else, bc it would force her to be an adult for once. And it would take her whole fabricated identity away.

The behemoth-toddler will never let herself succeed at anything, it's her safety blanket from reality.
 
But I bet her next video she will pat her own ass like she always does for almost getting there. She always is proud of herself for failing. “I can’t believe I made it as far as I did guise, I am proud of myself for that.

Our gorl doesn’t like to be uncomfortable. I agree that succeeding at something would mean that she can do something if she put her mind to it, and people would expect her to lose some god damned weight for once. She may as well give us a full mukbang channel like Chantal is doing. Give us something to gawk at, let us be pretend aghast at it and call it a day.

Count down to medical crisis begins. Tick tock
 
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