Dramacow Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3 - Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci

[LexTruther]

What's the latest updates on Earl?

Nothing really that new. He's lost to the entire town at this point. He's basically gone full boycott on anything. I heard Mary was considering suing him but he doesn't have any money to sue for, but that might not even be true. Literally nobody speaks to him. I guess John Waters is coming to our town and he conveniently waited until tickets were sold out (which didnt take long) and then immediately hopped on facebook to complain that tickets were sold out, because complaining about not being ABLE to go is much easier than admitting he doesn't have the money or the company to go with.

Basically he's just a ghost to the rest of us. There's one major event he goes to around here still, probably because the people running it don't get involved in drama, and even there, nobody talks to him. But he'll go, and he'll post pictures of his "outfit tonight", which is the same multi colored Kids in the Hall Chicken Lady outfit he wears every week. He just basically complains about his moms smoking and more mild versions of the same old stuff.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Nothing really that new. He's lost to the entire town at this point. He's basically gone full boycott on anything. I heard Mary was considering suing him but he doesn't have any money to sue for, but that might not even be true. Literally nobody speaks to him. I guess John Waters is coming to our town and he conveniently waited until tickets were sold out (which didnt take long) and then immediately hopped on facebook to complain that tickets were sold out, because complaining about not being ABLE to go is much easier than admitting he doesn't have the money or the company to go with.

Basically he's just a ghost to the rest of us. There's one major event he goes to around here still, probably because the people running it don't get involved in drama, and even there, nobody talks to him. But he'll go, and he'll post pictures of his "outfit tonight", which is the same multi colored Kids in the Hall Chicken Lady outfit he wears every week. He just basically complains about his moms smoking and more mild versions of the same old stuff.

I hope he gets a job at some point. Even a wagie one.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

I hope he gets a job at some point. Even a wagie one.

Ehhh, I'm highly doubtful he'll even try in the future lol, even when faced with the serious risk of poverty/homelessness. If Earl ever had an epiphany that he needs to apply for the local McDonalds or some shit, I'm certain he'd fuck it up somehow; either from customers finding skin flakes in their burgers or he'll start accusing everyone of beating him once again.

I just remember back in the day when his parents and siblings would be like "Why don't you get a job?" and he'd say the same bullshit "I WORK A JOB SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AT THIS HOUSE BEING PAID UNDER MINIMUM WAGE AND I AM BEING STARVED."

So yes, he's a leech to the core and extremely lazy. He was shameless enough to call doing his parents' laundry a full-time job at some point. He'll do essentially anything to get out of having a job, including his stupid ideas of fashion boutiques at some points, which went nowhere.

Come to think of it, he has likely never held down a job in his adult life.

 

[stares at error messages]

McDonalds or some shit, I'm certain he'd fuck it up somehow

He probably can't work in food service because he'd shed everywhere and that's not hygienic. "Do you want a side of trans skin flakes with your burrito, sir?" He has poor social skills as well, so he'd probably not be put in the front of the house or anything customer facing if he did get a job. He's physically weak, so labourer or shipping company is out. He might qualify for a group home with how bad his Psoriasis is. If he ever did anything violent directed at someone out side his family he'd probably get sectioned because of how delusional his Narcissism is.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He was shameless enough to call doing his parents' laundry a full-time job at some point.

And they were dumb enough to pay him for basic household chores. He didn't get this way all by himself.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

And they were dumb enough to pay him for basic household chores. He didn't get this way all by himself.

Yeah, that's a fact that clearly can't be ignored. They were pushovers and enablers of all the chaos he created in that household. And all he did was spit in their faces and continue berating them, claiming that being paid 20 an hour was "below minimum wage" and doing everything in his power to be the victim, even intentionally not eating to claim he's being starved by his tyrant family.

The fact he would immediately bring up that his parents pay him for household chores as his "AHEM I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A JOB" card is the most stereotypically NEET thing I can imagine.

A part of me thinks he knew 20$ was nowhere near minimum wage and he was just bitching about that to be manipulative and get more money.

 

[LexTruther]

I hope he gets a job at some point. Even a wagie one.

He thinks he has one. Like tidying up around the house that his mom owns; he thinks its a job. He actually has made posts how what shes doing is illegal because shes paying him less than minimum wage. He has no actual understanding that he's talking about an allowance. And he's like 40. He's fucked.

Its kindof fascinating how fucked he is, to be honest. No actual marketable skills, completely unfuckable, 100% intolerable to hang out with, and even the tranny friendly places wont hire him cuz he's cunty all the time. Every single day, he could turn this all around. He really could, and he's had SO MUCH time. He could do SOMETHING to avoid the inevitable hellscape that he will face once his mom dies, but he doesn't do anything. After all these years, he just welcomes the sweet dark abyss, and we all just watch him march forward, pointing at the thing he's walking towards and saying "That thing will never happen to me".

 

[rosechupacabra]

Nothing really going on with Earl, just the usual fishing for attention from strangers. But he did post this tonight, and I find it exceptional.






Does... Does anyone have a photo of KingCobraJFS as a kid? There is one, but I couldn't find it. I just want to compare.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Only Earlp would seethe about the glasses frames he got as a kid 33 fucking years ago. Also, MY BROTHER AND THE OTHER KIDS BULLIED ME THEY WERE THRICE MY SIZE!

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Nothing really going on with Earl, just the usual fishing for attention from strangers. But he did post this tonight, and I find it exceptional.


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Does... Does anyone have a photo of KingCobraJFS as a kid? There is one, but I couldn't find it. I just want to compare.

Dayton is such a fucking hypocrite. When Sherman called him an Autist, he threw a temper tantrum and yelled at him. He has used this as a cope several times now.

 

[TractorGirl]

What a spastic looking kid

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

Dayton is such a fucking hypocrite. When Sherman called him an Autist, he threw a temper tantrum and yelled at him. He has used this as a cope several times now.

“The school called mom and said…. Your child is retarded and we need to put him in a retarded school” -Sherman, 2019

Spoken like a true poet, and that statement probably holds true. I wonder why the Shultz parents were so pissed when Sherm was expressing the fact Earls autistic. Whether that’s some twisted denial, lack of memory from his childhood or if they were just yelling that to try getting both of them to shut up.

I really doubt Earl was ever fully normal, you even can just tell by looking at him as a child there was always something stunted and “off” about him. Everyone else in that family picture is smiling and posing normally and he’s got that goofy expression.

However, autistic or not. He’s just trying to use it as some sort of self-identity and excuse. Autism would be just one of his many many problems. It’s just ironic he was so vehemently in denial and angry about Sherman calling him autistic at some point.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

Since this thread resurfaced; it’s worth mentioning Earl recently resurfaced with another video and appeared in a ROTC clip

My first thought was the weird facial hair on him, it’s not working. He can’t be still claiming to be trans with that, right? The stache with the soul patch in combination with the greasy hair and his jean jacket make him look like a stereotypical sex offender.

But aside from that, nothing worth any value: he complains about his life, blames his boogeyman dead bro for his trauma, claims to be isolated and stressed and doesn’t leave the house and says he’s trapped in that house with his mother (the other way around)

Judging by his physical appearance he likely can’t stand around a woman’s washroom, or maybe even a playground, without getting the police called on him.

 

[TractorGirl]

Nothing really going on with Earl, just the usual fishing for attention from strangers. But he did post this tonight, and I find it exceptional.


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Does... Does anyone have a photo of KingCobraJFS as a kid? There is one, but I couldn't find it. I just want to compare.

I’ve laughed at this picture more than I probably should have; you have this normal looking family, all nicely dressed, nice smiles, posing for a family photo, then your eye is drawn to the bottom corner and there’s this little screaming banshee, almost like a supernatural being has popped up to jumpscare any future viewers of this portrait.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Since this thread resurfaced; it’s worth mentioning Earl recently resurfaced with another video and appeared in a ROTC clip

My first thought was the weird facial hair on him, it’s not working. He can’t be still claiming to be trans with that, right? The stache with the soul patch in combination with the greasy hair and his jean jacket make him look like a stereotypical sex offender.

But aside from that, nothing worth any value: he complains about his life, blames his boogeyman dead bro for his trauma, claims to be isolated and stressed and doesn’t leave the house and says he’s trapped in that house with his mother (the other way around)

Judging by his physical appearance he likely can’t stand around a woman’s washroom, or maybe even a playground, without getting the police called on him.

ROTC was as (non) energetic as Earlp in this clip. They fell a lot since I last check on them.

 

[julzjulzzjulzzz]

ROTC was as (non) energetic as Earlp in this clip. They fell a lot since I last check on them.

I'm not as familiar nor a frequent watcher of ROTC, I'm just aware of them due to the fact they've covered lots of Earl's videos and include content that is not public. But yeah, I think they're running a little dry and repeating themselves when it comes to covering his content.

But of course, with Earl, you have to remember this dude is the biggest broken record; his mind just runs on a loop and rehashes all of these grudges/victimizations over-and-over again. Thus anytime he's on camera he'll just ramble the same stuff. So if you're going to cover Earl repeating himself, there's a pretty strong chance you'll end up doing the same.

I don't think the guys at ROTC really knew what/who they were dealing with at first. The earlier videos where they mock and criticize Earl's clips were pretty humorous and full of jokes, generally a good vibe. As time went on and this situation became darker, including Sherman's death; they started seeming more angry/outraged than humorous as they realized how much of a piece of shit Earl is. When Papa Shultz was sick and dying, I'm surprised they even included the videos where Earl secretly records all of these private moments with his deathly-ill dad; there were really no necessary jokes to be made, at that point some of their videos were just awkward.

 

[chrischanfan]

He probably can't work in food service because he'd shed everywhere and that's not hygienic. "Do you want a side of trans skin flakes with your burrito, sir?" He has poor social skills as well, so he'd probably not be put in the front of the house or anything customer facing if he did get a job. He's physically weak, so labourer or shipping company is out. He might qualify for a group home with how bad his Psoriasis is. If he ever did anything violent directed at someone out side his family he'd probably get sectioned because of how delusional his Narcissism is.

He can go into debt collecting, all he has to do is get a Excell with thousands of names and numbers to go through each day on the phone trying to get them to agree to a payment plan
That's a job that will never go ai since people immediately hang up when they hear an automatic voice

 

[Flamin Park]

He can go into debt collecting, all he has to do is get a Excell with thousands of names and numbers to go through each day on the phone trying to get them to agree to a payment plan
That's a job that will never go ai since people immediately hang up when they hear an automatic voice

Oh he's not the one coming to collect a debt

 

[LexTruther]

There's been a strange shift recently when it comes to Cade, at least in Dayton. Most notably because we think Cade might have recently had some realization that nobody gives a shit about his self-absorbed delusions and ANY amoun of self-realization from him is a pretty amazing thing. But nobody even talks about him anymore. It's as if he's been dead for years, it's almost weird. Everyone just literally pretends he never existed, and MAYBE the timing is pure coincidence, but simultaneously, he's stopped the majority of his bizarre grandstanding. He definitely still can't get through a facebook post without mentioning that A TRUMP LOVER ONCE BEAT HIM but he seems distinctly nostalgic lately on facebook.

All that is to say that I suspect his saga is going boringly docile until his mother dies.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

There's been a strange shift recently when it comes to Cade, at least in Dayton. Most notably because we think Cade might have recently had some realization that nobody gives a shit about his self-absorbed delusions and ANY amoun of self-realization from him is a pretty amazing thing. But nobody even talks about him anymore. It's as if he's been dead for years, it's almost weird. Everyone just literally pretends he never existed, and MAYBE the timing is pure coincidence, but simultaneously, he's stopped the majority of his bizarre grandstanding. He definitely still can't get through a facebook post without mentioning that A TRUMP LOVER ONCE BEAT HIM but he seems distinctly nostalgic lately on facebook.

All that is to say that I suspect his saga is going boringly docile until his mother dies.

Do you think he'll make his socials public again to regain that attention?