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Nobody tell him what race The Rock is.
The Rock is a living embodiment of ethnically ambiguous vaguely brownish person twitter and tumblr artists are so fond of, with a side of bro appeal. He can be put into almost any film and fill the diversity quota without upsetting enough people to cause controversy. He also has on-screen charisma and isn't overly political - both help win people over and make him a safe leading man choice.
 
The writers should read the best Superman story:

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Peace on Earth is a beautiful story, more relevant than ever I’d argue. It’s final message sums up to “If we want to fix our planet, we’ll have to do it together, we can’t hope for a miracle or for one man to fix everything.”

The story blackpills pretty hard but ends with a hopeful message. Any good Superman story should leave you with that, that gut feeling that things are better than they are.
 
Something fucking big happened behind the scenes because no studio in the world would just shelve a tent pole movie this expensive no matter how bad it is. We're talking the director or producers or stars have been outed as being on Epstein's flight list, they're rapist pedophile cannibals, or an even higher power like illuminati or whoever requested this get pulled.
 
Something fucking big happened behind the scenes because no studio in the world would just shelve a tent pole movie this expensive no matter how bad it is. We're talking the director or producers or stars have been outed as being on Epstein's flight list, they're rapist pedophile cannibals, or an even higher power like illuminati or whoever requested this get pulled.
Well Joss Whedon worked on it which certainly helps.
 
Something fucking big happened behind the scenes because no studio in the world would just shelve a tent pole movie this expensive no matter how bad it is. We're talking the director or producers or stars have been outed as being on Epstein's flight list, they're rapist pedophile cannibals, or an even higher power like illuminati or whoever requested this get pulled.
Anything seemingly inexplicable that WB does needs to be viewed in the lens of new management coming in and taking out the trash. If they hadn’t been bought by Discovery, this movie would probably still be coming out after extensive and expensive reshoots, because WB already spent 70 million on it, not finishing it would just be wasting that money (classic sunk cost fallacy).

Discovery, on the other hand, did not pay 70 million to fund this movie. Every dollar they put into it is a dollar lost. Therefore, they have no qualms about axing it instead of trying to salvage it into something watchable.
 
Anything seemingly inexplicable that WB does needs to be viewed in the lens of new management coming in and taking out the trash. If they hadn’t been bought by Discovery, this movie would probably still be coming out after extensive and expensive reshoots, because WB already spent 70 million on it, not finishing it would just be wasting that money (classic sunk cost fallacy).

Discovery, on the other hand, did not pay 70 million to fund this movie. Every dollar they put into it is a dollar lost. Therefore, they have no qualms about axing it instead of trying to salvage it into something watchable.
If it was a low budget movie then okay. Even a medium budget 10-20 million dollar movie then okay. This is 70 fucking million fucking dollars. Someone is on the hook for that fuckload of money. They're not going to just shelve it without a really good fucking reason. Even if there's unfinished CGI that didn't stop a studio before. Mortal Kombat Annihilation was released with unfinished CGI (the version sent to a test screening audience ended up being the final version of the movie). And MK Annihilation cost 30 million.
 
Supposedly something about tax write-off

I feel bad for the girl and I feel bad for Brendan Fraser. It is very telling if they are still releasing the retarded Flash film. This is why dc sucks tbh
 
Is Michael Keaton coming back or no. Maybe they'll just do a standalone film, but he's too old to be in that type of movie. I know he'll be in The Flash, so I'm assuming DC are still going to pull the multiverse thing.
 
Due to the merger between Discovery and WB they can write off as a 100%, immediate loss anything they declare as discarded and unsalvageable before August 31st. After that date normal tax rules apply and it takes years to slowly write down losses since you have to account a portion of every HBO Max sub against a movies budget, account for marketing, product tie ins, merchandising, etc.

So they are scrambling to toss away anything that is more valuable as a 100% write off this month. Scoob was apparently 100% finished and ready to drop but even that was felt more worth as a $80m tax writeoff than releasing, which is kinda nuts.

Discovery+ announces earnings today after market close so its probably gonna be a bit of a bloodbath and I'd expect more news. It wouldn't really be shocking if they decide to 100% write off The Flash movie either, gambling on Ezra Miller not having a trial for pedo'ing the same month the movie is gonna be released is a bad bet.

The only bad thing is once a project is written off in this fashion you are not allowed to release it, period, since you functionally declared it the equivalent of broken equipment. Would need some insider to release a workprint/torrent for audiences to see what exactly it was, but outside of a few autistic die hards I doubt anyone really cares about Batgirl or Scoob.
 
Due to the merger between Discovery and WB they can write off as a 100%, immediate loss anything they declare as discarded and unsalvageable before August 31st. After that date normal tax rules apply and it takes years to slowly write down losses since you have to account a portion of every HBO Max sub against a movies budget, account for marketing, product tie ins, merchandising, etc.

So they are scrambling to toss away anything that is more valuable as a 100% write off this month. Scoob was apparently 100% finished and ready to drop but even that was felt more worth as a $80m tax writeoff than releasing, which is kinda nuts.

Discovery+ announces earnings today after market close so its probably gonna be a bit of a bloodbath and I'd expect more news. It wouldn't really be shocking if they decide to 100% write off The Flash movie either, gambling on Ezra Miller not having a trial for pedo'ing the same month the movie is gonna be released is a bad bet.

The only bad thing is once a project is written off in this fashion you are not allowed to release it, period, since you functionally declared it the equivalent of broken equipment. Would need some insider to release a workprint/torrent for audiences to see what exactly it was, but outside of a few autistic die hards I doubt anyone really cares about Batgirl or Scoob.
i think the biggest question is why is discovery the only media company in recent memory to go full refunds on everything? theyre up to about $300 million in write offs. unless this is some insane scheme to force the US government to hand over a trillion dollars in a tax refund they're nuts.

even as someone saynig the market has peaked a long time ago, i highly doubt those films wouldn't have at least broke even.
if there was one dc superhero movie i would want to see be made, it'd be static. idk have him team up with black lightning or something and keep it all in one location kinda like judge dredd
WB/DC don't give a flying fuck about their cartoons division. the fact that static was THE superhero for a lot of kids because it was the last superhero show on saturday mornings/only superhero show on saturday mornings doesn't mean shit to the studio heads. especially with the surge in black films in the 2010s, they didn't do shit. the guys in charge are literally worse than anyone else could possibly be. even if they just decided to copy and release sooner all their superhero films they would be coming out ahead.

electricity is also one of the easier things to CGI, so its literally a lack of giving a fuck. same reason they don't do a batman beyond show despite old mentor type films being huge now too.
 
‘Irredeemable’ ‘Batgirl’ movie gets ‘shelved’ by Warner Bros. despite $70M price tag



how shitty does a movie have to be that you don't even try to stealthily drop it on a streaming service
Apparently the Discovery guy, David Zaslav, who is now running the ship over there has just pushed the flush lever on a ton of the WB's utterly worthless fan fiction-tier DC content. There are still rumors that Amber Heard is being reshot out of the Aquaman sequel (which is also rumored to be a mess with or without her) and the Flash movie, although finished, keeps getting it's release date pushed back as everyone tries to figure out how many minors Ezra Miller has been inappropriate with. And I mean everyone, including the police.

Nerds are weeping about it, but there is a good argument behind the idea it's worse to release some 'irredeemable' franchise-destroying piece of trash even if it means having to eat the cost. Whatever money you could pull out of such a project in releasing it even to streaming won't be worth the damage to the brand even in the immediate short term.

When you look at who is writing and helming this sort of trash, it's all either nobodies or people with extremely bad track records who have nonetheless been allowed to work again and again. All of these ruinous productions have all been unforced errors, the legacy of incompetent studio managers and development people that have been allowed to run things for years.

Weirdly, amazingly, studios have been treating their top franchises like low circulation comic books from the Big Two: just hand them to anyone and allow SJWs to alienate most of the audience with their retarded ideas. But, unlike comic books, these franchises cost hundreds of millions of dollars to put together, so insane creatives are really playing as The Joker and setting hills of cash on fire. The Flash movie has cost at least $200M and the extremely "problematic" Ezra Miller cannot be removed from it; he plays three versions of the Flash, so it's still possible the order will be made to axe it rather than release it. You will then hear the ear-splitting shrieks of nerds crying about the lost footage of Michael Keaton wheezing out "I'm Batman" again.

No sane person can complain about any of the miserably bad content that Warner has been producing is getting the chop, but lots of Hollywood creatives who have been indulged over the past several years are screaming about it because their jobs are at stake if they actually have to create movies and shows that people would enjoy watching. Given this is the age of unrelenting superhero content, the mishandling of the DC franchise is far worse than even Star Wars, leaving billions of dollars on the table as Warner tries to make dumb characters like "Liberated Female Anti-hero Harley Quinn" happen. Apparently the end goal of the Flash movie was to have a new DC Cinematic Sub-Universe led by three chicks: Supergirl, Batgirl, and Wonder Woman. At least Gal Gadot knows how to smile and look decent, the other two are a spicy Latinx with a choppy haircut and a black woman with a ridiculous wig.

The whole PR problem, by the way, of having bisexual predator Ezra Miller in a $200M superhero movie probably goes all the way back to Warner's interference in DC properties after Man of Steel, when after numerous nerds and whiny critics complained they decided to try to force their own version of an Avengers movie several movies too soon and "lighten the tone" by introducing more "comedic" characters--hence Ezra Miller as a "nerdy Millennial" Flash.
 
Wow imagine how shitty it was that they decided to axe it instead of releasing it considering they green lit shit like birds of prey, and WW84.
I wonder how many other projects will be getting the axe now
 
70 mi seems extremely low for a blockbuster like that. I smell creative accounting on this news.
 
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