DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

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Basic Blond Boy said:
In other news, it is time for DC cucks to concede that Marvel is better, even the DCAU writers think so:
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I don't really know which is worse at this point. in DC you have the joker being fucked up the ass in prison in a movie, and the last marvel movie i saw outside of deadpool had space dykes singing on a music planet. both are pretty fuckin lame.
 
creature commandos is fucking terrible. I have nothing else to say about it, I gave it a chance today and watched all of the episodes that are out and frankly it just fucking sucks. at least it isn't really tainting the brand before superman because nobody is going to watch it.
 
The Doom Slayer said:
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And people said BvS put too much in it. Not only do we have the other heroes, we have Lex Luthor (if Jesse Eisenburg was a miscast, then so is Nicholas Hoult), and a fucking dragon?!

For wanting to distance itself from the Snyder movies, WB had no issues with replicating Superman crashing into the snow.
 
I have a feeling there is just too much shit crammed into this movie. I also don't trust them with Guy Gardener, he is a based CHUD and that's going to be a tough one for hollywierd to leave alone.

How much money did they burn on the CGI doggo?
 
GotG3 also had a a fuck load of characters and scenarios shoved in, and it actually turned out quite well, so I'm giving this the benefit of the doubt for now, though I'm not really excited.
 
Terror Sandwich said:
GotG3 also had a a fuck load of characters and scenarios shoved in, and it actually turned out quite well, so I'm giving this the benefit of the doubt for now, though I'm not really excited.
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I think James Gun just likes to do that. Looks decent enough to me, Pa Kent didn't look like he wanted to beat Clark's ass like in Man of Steel.

"You better not save those kids in that school bus BOY"
 
Not a big fan of the costume but I'm old fashioned with how I think he should look.

Starting your new Superman off with the opening of him getting his ass mauled like Yamcha is certainly a choice. I'd have him appear victorious over a small fry enemy in the opening clip, he could still get his ass beat later on by the real "big bad" of the movie, but the first introduction should be your classic heroic Superman, especially if you're wanting to return to the roots of what makes him a great hero.
 
I was not prepared for Clark Kent to be sporting a Zoomer bussin' hair cut, but if anything was going convince me he couldn't be Superman...
 
While having a lot of heroes/villains in the first movie of the rebooted universe can make the titular character not stand out or the extras being flat, there is an argument for having them. Makes the world seem more developed if other powers are in play before Supes debuts(if that's the plot, I haven't followed any news)
 
if "the suicide squad" was any indication, meaning "the suicide squad" was just a better made remake of "suicide squad", then i am guessing the new james gunn superman will be a remake of the zack snyder man of steel, based on the trailers.

the snow, superman getting arrested, etc is basically lifted from the man of steel movie.
 
The Nothingness said:
And people said BvS put too much in it. Not only do we have the other heroes, we have Lex Luthor (if Jesse Eisenburg was a miscast, then so is Nicholas Hoult), and a fucking dragon?!

For wanting to distance itself from the Snyder movies, WB had no issues with replicating Superman crashing into the snow.
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When he whistled and Krypto showed up, I was genuinely thrilled and charmed and completely onboard. That dog was really cute. I know it's a bit of a goofy, Silver Age relic and you don't tend to see it in the more serious movies, but I really like the idea of Superman having a dog. That's a fun, cute, wholesome thing and it feels very Superman. So I was thinking, "Oh, maybe they really are going in a new direction with this..." I was optimistic. I was even prepared to take a chance of a seemingly completely miscast Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor.

But then they showed all the other heroes, seemingly shoehorned in completely arbitrarily for fanboys to soyface over, putting the cart before the horse yet again and reassuring all the mongs in the audience, "Oh, don't worry, we're totally going to do an MCU style shared universe thing with a whole lot more of these movies! You bet your ass! Whether you want them or not, fuck it, you're getting them!" And then the dragon or whatever it was.

And that little, newly kindled flame of enthusiasm was just completely snuffed out, totally abruptly, because Warner Bros. and DC Comics have clearly learned LITERALLY. FUCKING. NOTHING.
 
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