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yeah, it's a solid ultra violent spy show that has hilarious implications for the Batman universe. Alfred fucks the queen, which is funny enough. Martha Wayne is a drugged up whore, etc. There's tons of goofy shit in there.

The main guy does a pretty good Michael Caine impression. Like I said, I had no idea it was related to Gotham (which I've never seen a single episode of), and I haven't seen the third season with the V for Vendetta shit in it but the first two seasons were really fun.
They do so love going for the moms in shitty prequel Elseworlds.

I’m still mentally scarred from that “Superman vs Lobo” Black Label where they made Lara-El a massive whore and a Lobo-fucker. A Byrne-inspired Lara no less.

Funny how kikes always go for that.
 
They do so love going for the moms in shitty prequel Elseworlds.

I’m still mentally scarred from that “Superman vs Lobo” Black Label where they made Lara-El a massive whore and a Lobo-fucker. A Byrne-inspired Lara no less.

Funny how kikes always go for that.
That was one of the most disappointing things I ever read
 
Jack Hawksmore is the worst Authority member, as even Jenny Sparks has self awareness about her soap box Sadie rantings and the plot point that she knows when to back down when her teammates start wigging out. Jack however is a true believer, is willing to let the world burn as payback for being lobotomized and tortured, repeatedly made excuses for the Doctor killing people when he loses control over his powers while on heroin, and pretty much being hyper extreme beyond what Sparks was willing to do.
I disagree, I liked Jack. He was certainly the worst leader they had but I don't know what else a writer was going to do with that character given what he was.

He's a guy that as a kid was abducted over and over and surgically altered into superhumanity by what he perceived as aliens (because 70s/80/90s is presumably when it was happening) in traumatic episodes where time would seemingly stop around him and he'd be taken into another place. He'd be cut up, have biotech shoved into him, forcibly healed and then he'd be deposited right back where time stopped. One moment he's playing basketball with the other neighborhood kids, the next he's on the ground covered in surgical scars and bruising, having just been pulled apart and forced back together. That's a truly horrific thing to experience just for the people around him at the time, but he remembers the actual procedures as well. I would have to assume this would lead to some fucked up behavior and views.

During his time with Stormwatch Black, he was purely a detective with pacifist leanings; he studied crime scenes with his abilities and sometimes had to get into fights, but he didn't kill if he could avoid it. That shifted during the Changers arc, where he watched people he'd convinced to stop be executed by their own teammates in front of him. And it seems that with the dissolution of Stormwatch and the creation of The Authority, he kept on that track. A man who took care to only kill when he had to before then decided there's little wrong with being judge, jury and executioner by the time of the first Authority Arc. Not that I disagree; if you saw some kinda terrorist killing thousands in front of you AND you could punch his head into a crater, wouldn't you?

Once Jenny died, he somehow stepped into the leadership role (Swift wasn't interested, Midnighter and Apollo were busy killing monsters, Engineer was studying the Carrier, The Doctor was watching Horse Porn while on The Nod, and the Carrier just did as it was asked) and he was pretty much the same dipshit that he'd been before, just in a new direction he wasn't equipped for.

I kinda feel like that made sense. He wasn't a leader in Stormwatch (outside of that one alternate universe where the Kherans modified him instead of "Aliens" (people from an alternate future), and in that one he arguably saved the world at the expense of pretty much all the superhumans).

He went from Pacifist to Authoritarian relatively quickly, and I feel like most of us have seen that before in real life. And his capabilities were intentionally written as ridiculous, but they were pretty interesting in how they were interpreted. He wasn't just a flying brick or an energy projector or a healing brawler or teleporter. One writer would have him using windows to replay all the things that they could reflect as if they were screens, or moving from City to City at a speed based on their relative sizes, his durability and strength and relation to gravity changed based on how populous a City he was in was, and in the Nu53 iteration he could communicate with their avatars, which was strange.
 
They do so love going for the moms in shitty prequel Elseworlds.

I’m still mentally scarred from that “Superman vs Lobo” Black Label where they made Lara-El a massive whore and a Lobo-fucker. A Byrne-inspired Lara no less.

Funny how kikes always go for that.
That was one of the most disappointing things I ever read
I should have known better, but when that came out it was my most anticipated comic of that year. MA 17+ miniseries with the title of Superman vs Lobo? Might as well just release a comic called "the exact thing Bandito wants" with a cover that's just a picture of me

then I read it and it was the exact opposite of what I wanted. I don't know if I finished it. It was like a trump fake news allegory or something, I own it but if I was to go pull if off the shelf there's probably a piece of paper or a bookmark like halfway through it from me buying it, getting home, being disappointed and deciding maybe I'd come back to it later after the initial disappointment and I doubt i did.

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A COMIC JUST CALLED SUPERMAN VS LOBO?

that faggot Max Landis pulled it off in 20 pages with a T rating, it ruled. they should have just ripped him off but added carnage and 100 pages to it.
 
I should have known better, but when that came out it was my most anticipated comic of that year. MA 17+ miniseries with the title of Superman vs Lobo? Might as well just release a comic called "the exact thing Bandito wants" with a cover that's just a picture of me

then I read it and it was the exact opposite of what I wanted. I don't know if I finished it. It was like a trump fake news allegory or something, I own it but if I was to go pull if off the shelf there's probably a piece of paper or a bookmark like halfway through it from me buying it, getting home, being disappointed and deciding maybe I'd come back to it later after the initial disappointment and I doubt i did.

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A COMIC JUST CALLED SUPERMAN VS LOBO?

that faggot Max Landis pulled it off in 20 pages with a T rating, it ruled. they should have just ripped him off but added carnage and 100 pages to it.
See, it’s likely my general contempt for degeneracy but I got mad on Clark’s behalf. Only time this kike ragebait ever got me genuinely angry but holy hell.
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I hate Lobo in general too, fucking awful character, belongs in Reddit hell with Deadpool. This is one of those instances where Clark going all “murder eyes” is totally justified for both Lobo and the writer.
 
See, it’s likely my general contempt for degeneracy but I got mad on Clark’s behalf. Only time this kike ragebait ever got me genuinely angry but holy hell.
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I hate Lobo in general too, fucking awful character, belongs in Reddit hell with Deadpool. This is one of those instances where Clark going all “murder eyes” is totally justified for both Lobo and the writer.
I still like him better than Harley Quinn.
 
I should have known better, but when that came out it was my most anticipated comic of that year. MA 17+ miniseries with the title of Superman vs Lobo? Might as well just release a comic called "the exact thing Bandito wants" with a cover that's just a picture of me

then I read it and it was the exact opposite of what I wanted. I don't know if I finished it. It was like a trump fake news allegory or something, I own it but if I was to go pull if off the shelf there's probably a piece of paper or a bookmark like halfway through it from me buying it, getting home, being disappointed and deciding maybe I'd come back to it later after the initial disappointment and I doubt i did.

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A COMIC JUST CALLED SUPERMAN VS LOBO?

that faggot Max Landis pulled it off in 20 pages with a T rating, it ruled. they should have just ripped him off but added carnage and 100 pages to it.
See, it’s likely my general contempt for degeneracy but I got mad on Clark’s behalf. Only time this kike ragebait ever got me genuinely angry but holy hell.
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I hate Lobo in general too, fucking awful character, belongs in Reddit hell with Deadpool. This is one of those instances where Clark going all “murder eyes” is totally justified for both Lobo and the writer.
This is why I have no faith in modern DC. They want to shock readers, not entertain them or make them think. What comes after pointless shock? Total indifference.

I still like him better than Harley Quinn.
I think that both of them are neat. Neither gets written well for a while now. You do not hate the character, you hate how they are written to be.
 
See, it’s likely my general contempt for degeneracy but I got mad on Clark’s behalf. Only time this kike ragebait ever got me genuinely angry but holy hell.
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I hate Lobo in general too, fucking awful character, belongs in Reddit hell with Deadpool. This is one of those instances where Clark going all “murder eyes” is totally justified for both Lobo and the writer.
I didnt even remember any of that, that's especially bullshit because it fucks with the entire concept of the Byrne Krypton being a repressed sterile sexless society that jor and lara end up becoming the exception to the rule by falling in capital L love.

I like Lobo, but hes hardly ever used in a way I'd want which is an annoying violent punching bag for a character i actually like to beat to death lol
 
See, it’s likely my general contempt for degeneracy but I got mad on Clark’s behalf. Only time this kike ragebait ever got me genuinely angry but holy hell.
It doesn’t help that Mirka Andolfo was involved in the series. She’s just not suited for a title like this, and her designs of certain characters are downright awful. 1767815105007.png
 
I didnt even remember any of that, that's especially bullshit because it fucks with the entire concept of the Byrne Krypton being a repressed sterile sexless society that jor and lara end up becoming the exception to the rule by falling in capital L love.

I like Lobo, but hes hardly ever used in a way I'd want which is an annoying violent punching bag for a character i actually like to beat to death lol
Honestly, with how fucked our world is, Byrne-era Krypton looks downright cozy. Plus the helpful Eradicator ensures no deviation. I remember Lara was repulsed by a shirtless cowboy as well.

See, I’ve always wanted Lobo to pull his shit on Superman during a bad day (which is every day for current Clark) and just get a whooping and thrown in the Phantom Zone for “timeout”. Thank Rao the motherfucking isn’t canon, I think that’d be grounds for Clark to finally lose it. Gay son, wife stealing his thunder, raising the little shits, multiple grotesque clones, Lana isn’t a viable backup anymore, Prime is back and his mom gets Lobo’d?

Yeah, time to build a new Kryton on the ashes of Earth.
 
I found Apokalips War incredibly entertaining because you got to see everyone die.
of course they had to reset the timeline but this is DC: they rebooted, like, three different fucking times back in the 00s to the early 10s

who didn't see that coming
 
Lobo works well written with Tyce dialog

that's clearly Suppaman from Dr Slump
this is sort of related but my favorite thing about Akira Toriyama's work up until the end of Dragon Ball with Buu, is he was so seat of his pants writing and drawing his comics at the last-minute with little to no planning, you could basically predict what was on japanese tv the week prior to every chapter while he was drawing it, it's sort of awesome Dragon Ball ended up having any sort of structure or pacing at all. You can directly pinpoint when he watched Superman II, Terminator, Zu Warriors on Magic Mountain, Drunken Master, etc.

He notoriously put off doing his job and all week would drive around on motorcycles then the last 2 or 3 days sit down to draw the comic while he watched tv, and allegedly was more concerned with watching tv.
 
this is sort of related but my favorite thing about Akira Toriyama's work up until the end of Dragon Ball with Buu, is he was so seat of his pants writing and drawing his comics at the last-minute with little to no planning, you could basically predict what was on japanese tv the week prior to every chapter while he was drawing it, it's sort of awesome Dragon Ball ended up having any sort of structure or pacing at all. You can directly pinpoint when he watched Superman II, Terminator, Zu Warriors on Magic Mountain, Drunken Master, etc.
Difference is that Toriyama could pace a panel sequence and draw like the best of them. He also made the best with what he had to work with. He is considered the top for a reason.

He notoriously put off doing his job and all week would drive around on motorcycles then the last 2 or 3 days sit down to draw the comic while he watched tv, and allegedly was more concerned with watching tv.
His love for vehicles also informed his particular brand of Diesel-punk aesthetic. His work has a distinct "Inspired by Life" look that makes it feel more real. He definitively had undiagnosed ADHD but he worked hard to minimize the negative aspects of it. Everything he put on the page, you knew had passion and heart behind for every bit of it.
 
Difference is that Toriyama could pace a panel sequence and draw like the best of them. He also made the best with what he had to work with. He is considered the top for a reason.


His love for vehicles also informed his particular brand of Diesel-punk aesthetic. His work has a distinct "Inspired by Life" look that makes it feel more real. He definitively had undiagnosed ADHD but he worked hard to minimize the negative aspects of it. Everything he put on the page, you knew had passion and heart behind for every bit of it.
Totally agree, he was the man. It's just funny to me that he could pump out the work he did on such short notice while he sat around watching TV. Dragon Ball is for all intents and purposes probably the most influential shonen manga of the latter half of the century and it was made by a guy who based the story just on whatever he looked up and saw that week.

thats how you end up with goofy shit like people asking him about characters who disappeared or retcon-y things and got responses like "I forgot". Which I dont think he was as forgetful or lazy as he played himself as, but I do think there was a lot of truth to the idea he had no idea what was in there, he was just throwing what he wanted to that day at the wall and if the editor accepted it, that was that.

If modern comics creators had even a tenth of that guy's talent, we'd be in a much better place. they're the opposite end of the spectrum. his career was pulling random shit out of his ass but it worked by being consistent with the style and world of his characters, and was drawn great with amazing action.

A modern comic is things pulled out of their ass that entirely shits on the characters and their world, drawn lame to boot.
 
Totally agree, he was the man. It's just funny to me that he could pump out the work he did on such short notice while he sat around watching TV. Dragon Ball is for all intents and purposes probably the most influential shonen manga of the latter half of the century and it was made by a guy who based the story just on whatever he looked up and saw that week.
I would say, the most influential manga the last QUARTER of the century as Astro Boy was a thing too (and Golden Bat was before that). Golden Bat predates Superman by SEVEN YEARS! He was the original superhero!

thats how you end up with goofy shit like people asking him about characters who disappeared or retcon-y things and got responses like "I forgot". Which I dont think he was as forgetful or lazy as he played himself as, but I do think there was a lot of truth to the idea he had no idea what was in there, he was just throwing what he wanted to that day at the wall and if the editor accepted it, that was that.
The editor accepted things but there was clearly a limit. He was pushed. 20 and 19 were the original final antagonists for the Android Saga but the editor shut it down. Then, 17 and 18 came along and so did Cell with his transformations. All these happened because the editor said so. Not only did Toriyama listen to his editors, he had editors worth listening to. We do not have that in the Big 2 anymore.

If modern comics creators had even a tenth of that guy's talent, we'd be in a much better place. they're the opposite end of the spectrum. his career was pulling random shit out of his ass but it worked by being consistent with the style and world of his characters, and was drawn great with amazing action.
This is very underrated. DB had consistency. There were plotholes and retcons but there also was consistency. The world of DB had humans, aliens, demons, gods, high-tech machines, monsters, magic, ki, anthros, robots you name it. It had wackiness but was established as a place where that was normal. It made sense in its own way.

A modern comic is things pulled out of their ass that entirely shits on the characters and their world, drawn lame to boot.
Modern comics are the writers' barely disguised fetish/agenda/life/dream.
 
DC can't die fast enough. I can't believe how something good from DC, Stargirl show, was made in 2020. By the way, in one of those KO books, Samantha the Bear Lady serial killer is fighting Luthor with a butter knife and winning, despite the latter having a power armor. Any details, please?
 
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