DDoS Guard v.s. Cloudflare

[mr.moon1488]

Should we just start shilling the fuck out of DDoS Guard to piss off Cloudflare?

I mean, they say we "may lash out" so why not do it in a perfectly legal way that still makes their lives difficult? From what I've seen so far, DDoS guard legit seems like the superior service anyway.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

We aren't here to piss anyone off. We are hear to laugh at silly people.

 

[Analog Devolved]

Sounds stupid and gay. They will get butt fucked by their own actions. If talking about fat chick's and trannys and saying nigger is so awful then yes, we will find other outlets to do it.
People saying "nigger" online is not and never will be an emergency.

To all law enforcement. Eat a fucking dick faggots.

 

[Drkinferno72]

Nice try glowie

 

[MrTroll]

Meh, I'm still gonna use Cloudflare tbh.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Nice try glowie

Oy vey you caught me. I guess now I have to go shoot up something that makes absolutely no sense for me to shoot up given my political leanings and the targets must absolutely be uninvolved civilians (preferably children according to CIA handbook entry 666).

Unironic disclaimer:
This is obviously a fucking joke. Also, whether in this life or the next, glowies will one day have to answer for their crimes.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“Threat to human life” is ironic since most Kiwis on this site don’t even go out that much since everything is expensive these days.

 

[byuu]

“Threat to human life” is ironic since most Kiwis on this site don’t even go out that much since everything is expensive these days.

No they don't go out that much since they're maladjusted shut-ins.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Us lashing out implies we actually interact with others.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

I sympathize with the frustration but it's not worth organizing some kind of protest or boycott. We'd be as gay as Twitter troons if we did that kind of shit.

 

[endomorphosis]

Cloudflare is used by 79.7% of all the websites whose reverse proxy service we know. This is 19.1% of all websites.

I think that a sherman antitrust complaint would probably piss them off more.

 

[byuu]

DDoS Guard keeps denying my god given eternal soul by accusing me of being a robot all the time.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

No they don't go out that much since they're maladjusted shut-ins.

I'm a well-adjusted person

 

[Jason Wynn]

Challenge Matthew Prince to a fight.

4210 Wolfetown rd Cherokee NC.

 

[DavidS877]

DDoS Guard keeps denying my god given eternal soul by accusing me of being a robot all the time.

You're a furry, that's just as bad.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'm a well-adjusted person

You have an anime avatar.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

You're a furry, that's just as bad.

Why did you have to go and say that? What did robots ever do to you?

 

[Day of the Cope]

Welp, that answers that.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Sneed.

 

[Jack the Nigga]

Cowards, prolly some elitist trying to take the forum down I guess