CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Deagle Nation Declassified 2: Chasing Tyce

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DeagleDad420

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"(LiveLeak.com) During this combat operation, we tried and ultimately failed to capture the wanted criminal known as Tyce Andrews. After this footage ended, we attempted to scout his fallback position at the McDonalds but we were unable to secure the kill due to the high number of civillians in the AOE, so we called it a night and headed home for some Nazi Zombies. It is known that following this incident, Tyce skipped town via a Greyhound bus and we speculate that he stayed with a relative for at least a week before returning as we had little activity in the way of retribution. We may not have finished the fight but we scared him good and dealt a serious blow to his reputation in the area."

A few things to notice:
-His camera fucking sucks.
-Tyce got away mainly because Jace literally climbed out of the car window and nearly fell over because he failed to disable the child safety lock on the door. Of course, his loyal soldiers waited for him.
-Tyce is a "parkour expert"
-Tyce can be heard firing his "fully auto electric machine pistol" Jace talked about earlier.
-Colby gets hit at one point by Tyce's random spray-and-pray fire, and yells "AUGH!!!!! Duuude!".
-Jace seems winded from sprinting about 50 ft, and has to stop for a while and slowly walk to catch his breath before returning to the vehicle as his disinterested, unmotivated Juggalo posse wait for him, refusing to actually put in the footwork and chase Tyce. On the way back, Jace is audibly winded and panting, out of breath.
-Evidently Tyce escaped to a local McDonald's.
 
three steps in the snow and jace falls on his ass.
christ these stooges couldn't capture a chicken.
 
I grow more and more confused with each video. Will this guy ever grow up? Maybe he should work on his fitness before he goes on these critical danger skills. Shouldn't they have prepared first and come up with a plan, this all seems half-arsed to me.
 
"We may not have finished the fight but we scared him good and dealt a serious blow to his reputation in the area."

Reputation. Heh, not much of a victory for the one who failed to capture some teenage kid because he fell like an idiot.
 
ehehehehe I just realized in his video description it starts with (liveleak.com), as if he is re-posting a video of his exploits like they were discovered on a website dedicated to posting uncomfortable truths and war-horrors.
 
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