CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Deagle Nation Declassified

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Let's look at our loadout for this "stealth mission":
The team leader is wearing a bright white hat that draws attention to his head and reduces his ability to camouflage. He also sports sunglasses at night to further reduce his situational awareness, and he sports a pair of shorts in the middle of winter. He is armed with a $30 plastic sring-loaded airsoft gun.

"Elijah", who apparently looks like a fat, white version of Lil Jon, is wearing a fucking sweat-stained wifebeater and what appear to be jorts, going above and beyond in the quest for hypothermia. Also armed with an airsoft pistol and also sporting sunglasses.

Colby is wearing bright-red hoodie with a bandana, determined to silhouette himself in the darkness. He's also using the fucking flashlight on the phone camera, and wearing sunglasses. He appears unarmed(?)

So we have a team of three guys, all of which are easy to spot, completely unprepared for the cold weather, running around panting, sweating profusely, trying to catch their breath and yelling out orders to each other. They're completely unprepared for their environment and they're running down the middle of the street in full view of houses with the flashlight camera highlighting their every move as it bounces back and forth like the Blair Witch Project.

I'm reminded of the part in the MGS3 livestream where The Boss instructs him "If you just stand up and run around like an idiot, you're sure to be spotted!" and Jace immediately gets really defensive.

I am not remotely surprised this guy fails at Metal Gear Solid. He couldn't infiltrate a day care center.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
Colby is wearing bright-red hoodie with a bandana, determined to silhouette himself in the darkness. He's also using the fucking flashlight on the phone camera, and wearing sunglasses. He appears unarmed(?)
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He points to himself at the end with a pistol. Because it's a really good idea, in general, to go ahead and name everyone involved in your covert ops missions.
 
Jace has been busy off-camera, it seems.
As I recall, Colby was one of the people not answering their phone when Jace calls. Now he's back in touch, and remaining an active participant in the war.
Also, this is our first sighting of Elijah in contact with Jace. Does this mean that Jace has succeeded in bringing Elijah over to the Deagle Nation Loyalists?
So now we're left wondering if Jace is more charismatic than his bizarre persona implies, or if all of these kids are as crazy as he is.
 
The fact that they even filmed this baffles me to no end.

Junior Ocelot said:
Jace has been busy off-camera, it seems.
As I recall, Colby was one of the people not answering their phone when Jace calls. Now he's back in touch, and remaining an active participant in the war.
Also, this is our first sighting of Elijah in contact with Jace. Does this mean that Jace has succeeded in bringing Elijah over to the Deagle Nation Loyalists?
So now we're left wondering if Jace is more charismatic than his bizarre persona implies, or if all of these kids are as crazy as he is.
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Exactly how does one become a member of Deagle Nation, anyway?
 
WWWWolf said:
Shitloads of snow out there, and these guys are bouncing around in T-shirts? Does the term "hypothermia" mean anything to them?
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Drone footage shows that it was almost 60 degrees around there yesterday. It's warm as shit up there at the moment.
 
Junior Ocelot said:
So now we're left wondering if Jace is more charismatic than his bizarre persona implies, or if all of these kids are as crazy as he is.
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The 4/20 Update video implies he acquired some weed very recently.

He may be providing rations of this to his 'militia.'

From a PR standpoint 'Militia' is a poor choice of a name to give DN, by the way. One that's fairly demonized by the media. He may as well just come out and called it a 'terrorist organization.'
 
Junior Ocelot said:
Jace has been busy off-camera, it seems.
As I recall, Colby was one of the people not answering their phone when Jace calls. Now he's back in touch, and remaining an active participant in the war.
Also, this is our first sighting of Elijah in contact with Jace. Does this mean that Jace has succeeded in bringing Elijah over to the Deagle Nation Loyalists?
So now we're left wondering if Jace is more charismatic than his bizarre persona implies, or if all of these kids are as crazy as he is.
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It's more likely just that his weed supply has been replenished.

Hearts and Minds people!
 
You know, I can't help but wonder if Jace enjoys all this stuff with Tyce. Yeah, he lost his steam account, but he actually gets to do things. I dunno. Just seems like he is getting to live his fantasy, to some extent. As for Tyce, it lets him be some sk8er rebel ass, so I'm sure he enjoys it.

I wonder... I mean, I can almost imagine that they are both, at least subconsciously, prolonging this. It gives them both what they want. I don't know...
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
It's more likely just that his weed supply has been replenished.

Hearts and Minds people!
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It has. Kyle is now supposedly neutral in this whole thing and I'm pretty sure he's Jace's source for weed.

Would a few retarded stoners be willing to roll in the snow and fuel a man's delusions for an hour or two if it meant free weed? Yes.

Although if Colby really got his ass kicked by Tyce and a friend then I imagine he'd easily go along with this shit. The guy doesn't seem too bright.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
Although if Colby really got his ass kicked by Tyce and a friend then I imagine he'd easily go along with this shit. The guy doesn't seem too bright.
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None of them seem too bright. This video just demonstrates that Jace wants to be some sort of operative so bad he can taste it. However the minute something goes wrong (i.e. friends bumbling on top of one another in the snow) Jace loses his pretend professionalism.

DeagleDad picked this vid apart pretty well so I don't have anything really to add. All I can say is that part of being stealthy is not to look like you're up to something. Guess what group of 3 kids look suspicious as hell?
 
impossibility said:
The 4/20 Update video implies he acquired some weed very recently.

He may be providing rations of this to his 'militia.'

From a PR standpoint 'Militia' is a poor choice of a name to give DN, by the way. One that's fairly demonized by the media. He may as well just come out and called it a 'terrorist organization.'
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The media is a bunch of idiots that don't know the difference, nor do they give a shit.

That being said, that video was a very poor example of an "op."
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
Although if Colby really got his ass kicked by Tyce and a friend then I imagine he'd easily go along with this shit. The guy doesn't seem too bright.
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It's not 4/20 yet, Jace! It's only 4/4!
 
impossibility said:
From a PR standpoint 'Militia' is a poor choice of a name to give DN, by the way. One that's fairly demonized by the media. He may as well just come out and called it a 'terrorist organization.'
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Jace would only call his group a 'terrorist organization' if he called himself a Muslim because according to him, being a Muslim equates to being a terrorist. Looking at the video, I just can't help but wonder how things would of went had a police officer showed up. Jace and his "recon team" would just call it "mission failed" and run away as far as possible from the police. Had they been caught, one of them would get arrested while the rest would run off, not wanting a free ride in the police car.

Dork Of Ages said:
I loved it when Jace tried to climb over that truck, if his intention was just go around it. He could have just, well, go around it?

Oh right, he needs to look TACTICOOL.
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Well, Jace does parkour so of course he does it to look TACTICOOL.
 
Zim said:
All I can say is that part of being stealthy is not to look like you're up to something. Guess what group of 3 kids look suspicious as hell?
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The really funny part is that if they had just left those stupid airsoft guns at home, they would have just looked like joggers, and they wouldn't have had to be tumbling all over each other trying to hide from everyone. They're lucky the police didn't catch them, though. Juggalos are actually considered a street gang these days, and the cops love to find new "gangs" to beef up their funding. I'm sure Deagle Nation, with all its drugs and hate speech, could easily be labeled a gang on its own, but they would probably end up being considered just another Juggalo set. Luckily for Jace and his buddies, Massachusetts does not yet have "Gang Enhancement Laws", which can and have turned things like shoplifting and simple possession into jail time. The airsoft guns and knives were a dumb idea too. Kids get shot by cops for waving around toy guns on a regular basis. If Tyce had decided to get into a fight with Jace, those knives could have turned misdemeanor Assault into felony Assault With a Deadly Weapon, just by carrying the knives. If the knives were concealed, its considered Carrying Concealed Weapons.

Jace is playing a very dangerous game with his future. Trespassing and smoking weed with these kids isn't just stupid mischief after you hit 18. Because they're minors, it becomes Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor, and also Unlawful Distribution to a Minor, in addition to Criminal Trespass. This whole escapade would probably be considered Stalking, while the video itself actually falls under Terroristic Threats. If he drove to the "attack site", that's Driving While License Invalid, and carrying that airsoft pistol can be charged as Brandishing Firearm in Public. The most ridiculous part, though, is that this is all coming from a couple of videos that he posted. The cops wouldn't even need those kids to roll on him (which they would, in a second) for anything other than the Unlawful Distribution. All the evidence is right up on Youtube for anyone to see.
 
Misbun Sidek said:
The really funny part is that if they had just left those stupid airsoft guns at home, they would have just looked like joggers, and they wouldn't have had to be tumbling all over each other trying to hide from everyone. They're lucky the police didn't catch them, though. Juggalos are actually considered a street gang these days, and the cops love to find new "gangs" to beef up their funding. I'm sure Deagle Nation, with all its drugs and hate speech, could easily be labeled a gang on its own, but they would probably end up being considered just another Juggalo set. Luckily for Jace and his buddies, Massachusetts does not yet have "Gang Enhancement Laws", which can and have turned things like shoplifting and simple possession into jail time. The airsoft guns and knives were a dumb idea too. Kids get shot by cops for waving around toy guns on a regular basis. If Tyce had decided to get into a fight with Jace, those knives could have turned misdemeanor Assault into felony Assault With a Deadly Weapon, just by carrying the knives. If the knives were concealed, its considered Carrying Concealed Weapons.

Jace is playing a very dangerous game with his future. Trespassing and smoking weed with these kids isn't just stupid mischief after you hit 18. Because they're minors, it becomes Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor, and also Unlawful Distribution to a Minor, in addition to Criminal Trespass. This whole escapade would probably be considered Stalking, while the video itself actually falls under Terroristic Threats. If he drove to the "attack site", that's Driving While License Invalid, and carrying that airsoft pistol can be charged as Brandishing Firearm in Public. The most ridiculous part, though, is that this is all coming from a couple of videos that he posted. The cops wouldn't even need those kids to roll on him (which they would, in a second) for anything other than the Unlawful Distribution. All the evidence is right up on Youtube for anyone to see.
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CatParty said:
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Are you really saying that's A-Logging? He's stating (what I think are) legitimate legal facts (I don't really know if they are, I'm not that smart). And Jace has gone on recording threatening to 'kill' Tyce. So, I dunno if I would really consider it A-Logging. But then, I may not understand the use of the A-Log emoticon.
 
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