Deagle Nation: Stand Down

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Smutley

Smutley

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Today is bittersweet - the war against criminal Tyce Andrews has been won, but the cost has been great.

 
...If anyone is still even listening which they are probably not because they probably we--- they probably just want to go to fucking college or work instead of listening to my direct orders as commander
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How dare these members of Deagle Nation insist that they have lives to live instead of immersing themselves in your cause, Commander! May this decision weigh on their conscious heavilly!
 
And so it ends.

Andrews is gone. DeagleDad420 has been punished for his crimes, once and for all. But the Nation... the Nation split. The once proud military nation, still young and flourishing, was felled by its ruthless enemies. The Commander lives, and is free to enjoy a life of privilege point-collecting and relative freedom. The Commander crossed the highway to the Danger Zone and reached safe haven, but at what cost? His officers scattered after the conflict's end. He holds the title of leader of a broken country. The Nation split, and it will not rise back any time soon. The Nation is now a shadow of its former self... but there is peace. The Commander is finally in peace, after all.

Perhaps this was the true Rising of Tiberius. An age of peace, at the expense of Deagle Nation.

 
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Even though this is all a bunch of stupid bullshit, that MGS 3 ending music still made me get emotional over Jace's departure.

(sniff) God dammit... Semper Fidelis, dude!
 
But-but what am I supposed to do now? I WON'T GO BACK TO STRIPPING, DAMMIT!
 
Now gamers of the battlefield can live stream in peace

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this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
 
'and at this point in the field of operation I am not able to properly punish these deserters, due to my mom being mad at me..'

Not gonna lie, kinda lol'd.
 
Down with the man!
Down with Deagledad420!
Semper fidelis!
 
I am the commander-in-chief, but I can't give out punishments because my mom is mad at me.

SEMPER FI! DO OR DIE!
 
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