i actually have several, but other than Jake Sockness, I doubt any of them would admit it publicly.
that's some real stretching of the truth, fool. I have plenty of friends, but none of them live in the same virtual world as you vidiots living in this fantasy world of yours, painting ridiculous pictures of me based on your own sick paraphilic fantasies. Nobody is willing to expose themselves to you to defend me from your delusions about me. This ability to ride roughshod on my life from the web is going to change dramatically at noon on the 18th when Sneasel and his sidekick register a spectacular fail seeking me out to beat me bloody.
I'm about to become a land owner this month. i will never be thrown into any subsidized housing.