Dear Kiwi-Farms. ( I didn't know where else to put this.) I am not an art thief. - She actually is an art thief.

[Useful_Mistake]

Kiwifarms thinks its untouchable; what happens when Null really DOES have to face the court system?

 

[RoonMoonlight]

Good, the fat retard hasn't posted in a while. Let's hope she either sudoku'd or had a heart attack and died of death.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Good, the fat retard hasn't posted in a while. Let's hope she either sudoku'd or had a heart attack and died of death.

Her common activity times for online stuff can best be summarized as "Whenever she feels like it". She randomly flipflops between being active in the morning, afternoon, evening, all night and can alternate between sleeping most of a day and staying awake for more than 30 hours in a row, and that's all within the span of a week.

Just think of her like a retarded Spanish Inquisition; you know it's going to show up but you're never exactly sure when.

 

[Lokenstien]

My favorite part of Emily posting is how much like clockwork it is. Without fail, she will get temp banned and her thread will come to a grinding whiplash inducing halt. That is because Emily is on average too stupid to be interesting and her art too terrible to be worth talking that much about. This thread was mainly active back in MARCH of this year with only a handful of posts inbetween. But again, without fail, Emily returns to her thread and freaks out about things people were saying about her from years ago that everyone involved forgot about. It’s actually pathological.

You know that idea where people don't really know which color, they're actually seeing in that two people could be seeing entirely different colors but still agree its red? I think Emily has something similar with words. She thinks she knows what she's reading, she’s sure of it because why wouldn't she know? But if one was to peer into the cold mush that is her brain, we would see her entire vocabulary is fucked. simple easy to understand phrases like "this thread is only active when you post here", "you are getting trolled by posting here", "your art is bad", "no one is stalking or harassing you about this", get totally jumbled in her head to mean that she is being cybertracked by 24/7 kiwiblackops whose job it is to ensure that she can never make it big as a Disney animator. Even the most basic facts and words seem to mean something entirely different and dumber to Emily. The best part too is that she won't even read any of this since her eyes will glaze over and shut down after more than two sentences or a 5 syllable word.

Anyway thanks for the Lolz Emily, I look forward to your response in which you only address one out of context phrase of my post and fail to grasp a single point I made.

 

['Ole Dente]

Trolls back in my day of doing what you do; had eithics and manners and respect for life. I know it's gotten bad; but gee, never realized how bad it has gotten.

You seem like you’re trying your best at your art and you know, if you practice more, you’ll probably get a lot better. I hope you do.

Please stop replying to this thread, you are attracting a huge amount of unwanted attention towards yourself that’s going to make things worse. You can’t clear your name here, the boys are just gunna fuck with you.

This is the most manners and respect you will get from here. If you take it for granted, you will ensure a future for yourself as someone with a long, permanent thread. You can still have a life with some peace, please use this time wisely.

 

[Gremperor]

@SamanthaPrater Is it ok for me to play cupid for a sec?

My friend saw your nudes and said you're his type so I think you two would make a cute couple.

He's recently single too!

 

[innocent jogger]

CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF BEFORE BELIVING A FALSE RUMOR.

I'm starting to think that she really isn't Ian Brandon whatever.

 

[Faceless Whore]

So I know this might be an odd request but since you're an artist I figured I'd ask: I'm super gay and as you know there aren't many gay characters in TV shows and stuff, so sometimes we have to pretend characters are gay to feel represented. There is this character from a TV show that I really love and I like to imagine he's gay like me, and I was hoping you could be kind and draw me a picture of this character wearing a LGBTQ+ rainbow flag or something, would make me very happy thank you.

 

[Trombonista]

So I know this might be an odd request but since you're an artist I figured I'd ask: I'm super gay and as you know there aren't many gay characters in TV shows and stuff, so sometimes we have to pretend characters are gay to feel represented. There is this character from a TV show that I really love and I like to imagine he's gay like me, and I was hoping you could be kind and draw me a picture of this character wearing a LGBTQ+ rainbow flag or something, would make me very happy thank you.
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Are you trying to get @SamanthaPrater and @WogglebugLover to fight?

 

[Faceless Whore]

Are you trying to get @SamanthaPrater and @WogglebugLover to fight?

I was under the impression that Samantha didn't even know who WBL even is and vice versa. If I wanted them to fight I'd tag or quote them both. Was just hoping she'd do it because wouldn't that be great?

 

[anliteralidiot]

@SamanthaPrater Is it ok for me to play cupid for a sec?

My friend saw your nudes and said you're his type so I think you two would make a cute couple.

He's recently single too!

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Fuck off, I need to get her with Cyraxx. They have so much in common!
They both:

• Steal art, and get mad when people point it out
• Like anime
• He likes fat girls
• Go on all-caps rants about trolls
• Have one main enemy troll they focus on
• His wonk-eye matches her fucked up boob

It's a match made in tard heaven!

 

[Gremperor]

It's a match made in tard heaven!

Tard heaven will be filled with JFG tardwives.

Your inbred wigger midget will never measure up to the revolutionary phenotype JF will spawn usin' @SamanthaPrater 's womb.

 

[NerdShamer]

The cope is real

Well, at least we know why she didn't show up, yesterday!


And she doesn't really know much about legal shit because she's autistic

@SamanthaPrater did you pass your state's bar exam?





And by the way, stop harassing your critics

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

How many chromosomes does she have? :p /SRS

 

[GenociderSyo]

How many chromosomes does she have? :p /SRS

She has a microdeletion on one of the arms of chromosome 22. /SRS

 

[Faceless Whore]

Has Samantha been banned again?
I know the chance was slim, but I was hoping she might actually draw it, because that would've been hilarious in itself, tardfight or not. But then my clever plan got cockblocked by @Trombonista bringing up WBL with that reply. Now we might not get the lulz that could've been had. Oh well.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Has Samantha been banned again?

I don't think so; ever since she created an account here she'd alternate between periods of frantic activity and fucking off for days/weeks/months at a time only to return just as suddenly, though this was before anyone really started tracking much of her off-site activity outside of her current DeviantArt account. She's supposedly focusing on some RP Discord server of hers with less than 20 people for an attempted revival of some other Second Life RP from well over a decade ago, which she's been attempting without success for the last nine years.

She hasn't really done anything since her return here other than a bit of sperging on DeviantArt/her personal blog about two figures from her past she can't stop stalking/harassing, and once again getting banned from Virtual Secrets which is some Second Life Memberberries site. Just have to wait and see if she returns for the same song and dance yet again.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Has Samantha been banned again?
I know the chance was slim, but I was hoping she might actually draw it, because that would've been hilarious in itself, tardfight or not. But then my clever plan got cockblocked by @Trombonista bringing up WBL with that reply. Now we might not get the lulz that could've been had. Oh well.

she might not know the new domain lol

 

[Catgirls are Love]

she might not know the new domain lol

If there were networking shenanigans underfoot and the site were only accessible via TOR from her connection that would stop her, but the changing of domains likely shouldn't as it's a redirect to the current domain...then again, she basically never shuts off her computer and I don't know off the top of my head how that might potentially impact updating DNS stuff if her computer has been left on for weeks.

 

[NerdShamer]

she might not know the new domain lol

Or she's just waiting for my next redraw so she'll have an excuse to bitch at all of us



Yo, dawg. I heard that you liked being an art pirate, so I made you an art pirate so you can art pirate while you're busy being an art pirate. Don't look at me like that,you filthy art pirate, I ain't an professional art pirate like you are.