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Random Internet Person said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hOot-I1KtLs
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Welp, actually watching this one because the original fucked me hard.
  • The animated segments are cringe, kill me
  • Squeezing science where it doesn't belong (He RoLlS aT tHe SpEeD oF lIgHt)
  • Being wrong about lore (Hojo isn't part of a weird cult, he's an asshole that does it for the science)
  • More being wrong (summons feats are pure magic bullshit, not actual physical things they've done)
  • They brought up the ribbon again, I swear to christ if they fuck it up again
  • Bluechew shill, because dick pills are good to shill
  • The animation looks fucking atrocious
  • Weird flex going for original Cloud but using AC Clouds sword
  • Cloud wins
  • Oh fuck off, the winner was decided by the stupid wrong fucking science
IT'S FUCKING MAGIC, STOP USING IT AS A MEASURE OF HOW FAST OR STRONG CLOUD IS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS.

I'll take my hats.
 
Dumpster dived waifu said:
Welp, actually watching this one because the original fucked me hard.
  • The animated segments are cringe, kill me
  • Squeezing science where it doesn't belong (He RoLlS aT tHe SpEeD oF lIgHt)
  • Being wrong about lore (Hojo isn't part of a weird cult, he's an asshole that does it for the science)
  • More being wrong (summons feats are pure magic bullshit, not actual physical things they've done)
  • They brought up the ribbon again, I swear to christ if they fuck it up again
  • Bluechew shill, because dick pills are good to shill
  • The animation looks fucking atrocious
  • Weird flex going for original Cloud but using AC Clouds sword
  • Cloud wins
  • Oh fuck off, the winner was decided by the stupid wrong fucking science
IT'S FUCKING MAGIC, STOP USING IT AS A MEASURE OF HOW FAST OR STRONG CLOUD IS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS.

I'll take my hats.
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The original version in all honesty is better, mostly because of nostalgia on my part.
 
starborn427614 said:
This will be fun, especially with BOTW2 most likely showing up at E3 tomorrow.
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Off topic, but yeah I’m putting my bets on Nintendo winning E3 this year. Not just because everyone else has been underwhelming, but because Nintendo actually has more to potentially show.
I’m hoping for news on Prime 4, especially since it’s been 2 years since production was completely restarted with Retro Studios. They aught to have something to show for it by now.

Back to Death Battle, this fight was certainly better balanced than the previous ones we’ve got this season. Poe v Iron Fist has probably been the best so far. Most everything else has been kinda shit.
 
Dumpster dived waifu said:
Welp, actually watching this one because the original fucked me hard.
  • The animated segments are cringe, kill me
  • Squeezing science where it doesn't belong (He RoLlS aT tHe SpEeD oF lIgHt)
  • Being wrong about lore (Hojo isn't part of a weird cult, he's an asshole that does it for the science)
  • More being wrong (summons feats are pure magic bullshit, not actual physical things they've done)
  • They brought up the ribbon again, I swear to christ if they fuck it up again
  • Bluechew shill, because dick pills are good to shill
  • The animation looks fucking atrocious
  • Weird flex going for original Cloud but using AC Clouds sword
  • Cloud wins
  • Oh fuck off, the winner was decided by the stupid wrong fucking science
IT'S FUCKING MAGIC, STOP USING IT AS A MEASURE OF HOW FAST OR STRONG CLOUD IS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS.

I'll take my hats.
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At this point a character can call a move "Armageddon" and barely blow up a rock and Death Battle will be like "Oh it's called Armageddon which means this character is capable of destroying planets."

Still not as egrigos as what went on in Obi-Wan vs Kakashi
 
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