Death Pool 2013

[LordCustos3]

Yeah, I know I already did this poll back in the Yuku days, but the past is the past, and that was when The Lumberjack was still alive and before Da Tomgirl sashayed into our lives....so, Here it is, back again, new and improved for 2013.

How will Da Chris'tard finally meet his end?

...and more importantly, WHEN?

 

[Hyperion]

Car crash when he sees another snake in the road and swerves to hit it, only to cut off an 18 wheeler and gets turned into autistic gribbly bits.

 

[Long Sun]

Old age at 105 years

 

[Satoru182]

Crucified and set on fire by an angry mob on a 25meters high cross after his history is featured on Dateline NBC on an special report about people with minor illness who leech of the social security. He gets known by the mainstream media and attracts public attention so haters all over USA grow into an Antichris Cult.

 

[Stratochu]

Other. 14BC collapsing or (more likely) burning down and him dying in the process.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

rednecks or car crash. I chose car crash tho.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

My favorite is he goes completely delusional and ties wings onto his car and tries to fly.

If he's still tardraging at people in public, I'm saying his heart or blood vessels in his head play kill the autistic and Chris eternally crashes into slumber.

 

[QI 541]

He drops dead due to all of that Mcdonalds clogging up his arteries.

 

[LM 697]

Long. healthy life.

 

[Marvin]

Long. healthy life.

This.

 

[MysticMisty]

Heart attack, but not in the near future.

 

[Holdek]

Chris will outlive us all.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I voted other: Gets sepsis from bug bites.

 

[regularjohn]

Why is there no option to say "A-log goes nuts and kills chris for attention"
It doesnt even have to be a-log, it could be some sort of epic ween kid, who thinks that killing everyone's favorite lolcow would be hilarious. Which it wouldn't.

Im totally not saying any of us should start poisoning his food with toxic pickles.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

His coronary arteries are probably already half shattered.

 

[calicojack]

Chris will outlive us all.

If Chris lives longer than I do. I'll buy you a steak.

 

[Julaay]

I picked the car crash one. I've seen his "Day out" videos and wondered if he was focusing on the road while playing with his webcam. I've seen so many people screw with their phone or webcam while driving. There is also so many videos of people recording themselves getting into a wreck or running over someone playing with their camera phone. I hate it so much and wish it was illegal. There were so many times I almost got hit because some idiot was playing with their phone on the highway. I wish people could lose their license for crap like that, because it is as bad as driving drunk. Okay, off my soap box. But seriously, it was the option that seemed most likely.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think he'll go out similar to Bob - multiple heart attacks over the course of a long slowly-deteriorating life, and then The Big One hits. He probably won't live quite as long as Bob but I think he's got at least 20 more years.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Why is there no option to say "A-log goes nuts and kills chris for attention"
It doesnt even have to be a-log, it could be some sort of epic ween kid, who thinks that killing everyone's favorite lolcow would be hilarious. Which it wouldn't.

Im totally not saying any of us should start poisoning his food with toxic pickles.

that was going to be the plot of my matlock fan fiction I never wrote.

 

[snowkitten91]

He will get another epic ween troll call, he will throw a hissy fit at said caller and BAM! His heart and/or brain won't be able to take it anymore.